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Yeah and a tuna spoon

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:00 (eight years ago) link

veal colander

worst entry on the trypophobia thread yet

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:01 (eight years ago) link

ham spatula, loaf latch, tuna spoon

the imagination does marvel at the possibilities..

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:01 (eight years ago) link

Seriously I'm makin shit up at this point

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:02 (eight years ago) link

ew all food related vag terms are so so awful esp anything even remotely related to seafood of any sort

voms

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:03 (eight years ago) link

Watch out for the stripper...!

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

tuna tongs

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

barf @ seafood vag

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

prawn ovenmitts

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:05 (eight years ago) link

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 3:04 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:05 (eight years ago) link

"Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka 'gunt'), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef knuckles, uncle’s knuckles, vaginal halitosis, bald spots, loaf latch, sideburns, flatbottom, creeping jimson weed, dowager’s hump, treasure trail, Pepperidge Farm, razor bumps, leakage, phantom dangle, and panty dandruff."

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

salmon skimmer

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

shrimp tacos

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

carp colander

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

lol, remember this thread?

In my job as a sex column researcher...

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

baracuda ladel

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

sushi salad spinner

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

these all double as early 90's grunge rock band names by the way.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:10 (eight years ago) link

cockle spork

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

Salmon jam

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Sardine raceway

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Smelt buckles

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

yeah i think i saw smelt buckles open up for L7 once.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:16 (eight years ago) link

bass baster

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:19 (eight years ago) link

I think they had a song called "fell on black eggs"

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:19 (eight years ago) link

youtube threw this up related to that hyperflesh video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:31 (eight years ago) link

..theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

wd f w/ a wingsuit tbh

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:41 (eight years ago) link

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people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:44 (eight years ago) link

on scales of 1 to 10 how batshit, creepy, and lol is that?

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:46 (eight years ago) link

batshit = 10
creepy = 10
lol = 3.5

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:47 (eight years ago) link

The real sex episode about pony play is classic and even mentioning it causes my wife to shudder.

Also late to the game re: mountaineering but would it be possible to get a heated and pressurized suit that allows one to casually stroll up Everest or K2? Just waltzing back and forth to the summit past the freezing and wheezing suckers doing it the usual way?

joygoat, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:47 (eight years ago) link

"This is Timothy McVeigh, Tortured Victim-Creation of the diseased and deranged American military and political system…"

Okay. That's enough.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:53 (eight years ago) link

I can't believe this guy wrote 50000 pages defending serial killers and you won't give him the time of day

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:54 (eight years ago) link

get back to us when he defends deathdrone

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:54 (eight years ago) link

leave it to me to find somebody on the internet crazier than dd

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Dude would be all "What the? This man needs HELP."

"Let me e-mail these poor defamed damsels to counsel them on their decisions…"

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:57 (eight years ago) link

I gave him a lol of 3.5 just for the rules and regulations regarding visiting his site

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:58 (eight years ago) link

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You are a Visitor to this website. You have chosen, of your own free will, to visit this website. I am providing you with Access to this website, and I am also imposing Terms of Access upon you. These Terms of Access apply to all Visitors, and they are clearly outlined on this introductory page. You, as a Visitor, must read, understand, and agree to the Terms of Access outlined on this page. You must meet all of the Terms of Access requirements in order to explore this website beyond this introductory page. If you do not read, understand, agree to, and meet all of the Terms of Access requirements, you must leave this website and close your web browser, without clicking on any of the provided links from this web page.

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people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:00 (eight years ago) link

ta;dr

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:01 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure i'd be duly offended if i could get thru the wall of text

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:02 (eight years ago) link

to_O;dr

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:03 (eight years ago) link

iirc the Playboy channel had a knock-off version of Real Sex

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it, but they were just bored struggling hollywood actor-types who don't actually get off on clown sex but def knew how to make a TV segment that looked like they did looool

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:03 (eight years ago) link

ok upgrading his lols to 4.0

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people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:05 (eight years ago) link

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it

whatev's, suzy.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:05 (eight years ago) link

gr8080 always bragging about his clown sex friends.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:06 (eight years ago) link

this was like 10 years ago and one of those awesome pre-youtube moments where you're at someone's house and they break out a VHS tape and just say "you gotta see this"

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:12 (eight years ago) link

<clown_daddy.gif>

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:15 (eight years ago) link

we, the sheeple..

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:15 (eight years ago) link


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