o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:35 (eight years ago) link

I wonder what the inside of that Charlie Sheen mask smelled like after the convention was over.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

I think so, yeah.

This is the stuff of my darkest nightmares to be honest.

I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.

well okay, point taken

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I'm gonna be mad at HBO and all the freaks they subjected me to via Real Sex forever I think.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I think I said this before but the main thing HBO was really effective with for me and any of my sexytime fantasies was that it was a rude reminder that the cast participating in my fantasies was likely never going to match the cast I could find in real life.

Like, as a young unmarried dude the idea of being at a swinger's convention sounds awesome... until you see the swinger's convention episode of Real Sex.

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:40 (eight years ago) link

totally

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:45 (eight years ago) link

I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 4:36 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

idk i'm way more bothered by a real dude doing real harm to real girls and then putting them on global blast than i am by some ppl in masks

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:47 (eight years ago) link

Well, of course, it's just that the more that comes out about that guy the more boring the whole thing becomes and I stopped reading his site because I don't really feel the need to subject myself anymore. I did my part and that's that. Idk.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:50 (eight years ago) link

ya - the amount of time/energy people are putting into this guy; it's getting a little weird.

"getting"

tbh I thought E's participation was the only type of active engagement with dude's universe that made sense

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:56 (eight years ago) link

we have been looked into by the abyss, i guess

horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:57 (eight years ago) link

when one o_O thread o_Os at the other

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:57 (eight years ago) link

it's like a rapist got his own reality show

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:58 (eight years ago) link

guys peter falk died? sad!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:59 (eight years ago) link

o_O

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:59 (eight years ago) link

;_;

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:00 (eight years ago) link

Peter Falk inspired that o_O emoticon, btw.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:00 (eight years ago) link

omg

lol

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:01 (eight years ago) link

;_; Peter Falk, ^_^ lol ice cr?m

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:02 (eight years ago) link

oh man real sex swingers convention! hahaha. i remember that one. i also remember one where a bunch of people went to some weird hippie group where instead of fucking they all used their auras to get off. That place had more bush than a home depot.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:34 (eight years ago) link

my bro-in-law edited a doc called The Lifestyle and that movie is kinda loltastic in a lot of ways. i mean its the one swinger movie i would recommend to everyone.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:37 (eight years ago) link

There was one RS on corseting that I've seen like 5 times for some reason and I still remember what one of the dude's with a realdoll gf looked like.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:38 (eight years ago) link

'for some reason'

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:38 (eight years ago) link

i may have cranked one off to real sex once or twice.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:40 (eight years ago) link

yeah - prob because it was ALWAYS on tv but tbh as soon as I hit send i regretting adding that part in there

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:40 (eight years ago) link

One of my friends was propositioned by a swinger couple on a cruise. He denied, since the dude looked like Billy ray Cyrus and his wife probably had a Ham spatula

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:46 (eight years ago) link

the last time I checked, the Suicide Girls one was on OnDemand

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

reading this article that EIII posted upthread: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

"She won't go to hospital, she just keeps injecting. Her flesh is falling off and she can hardly move anymore," says Sasha. Photographs of late-stage krokodil addicts are disturbing in the extreme. Flesh goes grey and peels away to leave bones exposed. People literally rot to death.

omg omg omg omg

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

'last time i checked'

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

"last I checked"

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:48 (eight years ago) link

There goes Dan and his cure fetish

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:48 (eight years ago) link

I keep hoping for the clown sex one, which was literally one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on television and gave the world the immortal line "whenever I see a pie, I just want to put my ASS in it"

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:49 (eight years ago) link

wtf is a ham spatula?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

OMG HOW DID I MISS ONE ON CLOWN SEX?!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

wtf is a ham spatula?

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ afraid to know, but must reiterate this

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Between that and the more bush at Home Depot…

I get that Home Depot has a garden section, but...

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

It's a spatula made to flip ham. ;)

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

I'm having a hard time even coming up with ideas of what it might be. Even google isn't helping.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

No seriously what is it?!

I need to know. I'm expecting it to be pretty gross and I've steeled myself in preparation. Go ahead, I can handle it.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:53 (eight years ago) link

It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

aka 'beefdrapes?'

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

Not even urbandictionary.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

meat flaps - ham spatula?

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)

― ice cr?m, Friday, June 24, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

;_;

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

spatulas are used to flip, not to flap.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

"meat flips" sounds like a painful muscular condition

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:56 (eight years ago) link

It's sort of like a loaf latch

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:56 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking something along the lines of roast beef curtains too but idk.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Honesty i have no idea what it is.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link


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