being short

hey jordan fucking get over it

:o

4real

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5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

― iatee, Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:49 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

hoos is 5'3

i'm over it, but i used to only want to date girls that were 5'0-5'4

v narrow pool

lol

good post by gbx

jj barea that shit

damn, there's like 50,000k posts a month of ppl being insufferable saddos & i catch shit for whining about being short! what a world

thats because a lot of the time ppl are being sad about stuff that is actually important

well i guess that's debatable

oh i thought gbx was jk - stop being mean!

j0rdan i think the idea is more, gbx's is the right attitude to have abt that sort of thing that is out of your control anyway

dude i'm 5'7" i will talk shit to this whiny short man all day long

just ask your taller friends to set hella screens

damn y'all, i'm not like cowering in my bedroom afraid to leave the house cuz i'm kinda short -- just saying... wish i was a lil bit taller etc

being a baller is >>> anyway

at least u ain't balding

and even that is like, who cares

gbx are you sure you're even 5'7" because I am pretty sure I'm taller than you and I'm 5'6".

jordan its okay, leave the house, no one will judge you

i will

i mean, i am, right now

5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

― iatee, Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:49 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

hoos is 5'3

i'm over it, but i used to only want to date girls that were 5'0-5'4

v narrow pool

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, June 18, 2011 10:44 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im 5'4, it kind of sux, but honestly my life is p good so it seems kind of knit picky to complain

<3 that's the ticket

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haha

ok lol if theres one place being taller would really come in handy

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But you can be real fast and sneaky!

y'all's swag is much taller, all of u

yeah i am fast and sneaky, or i used to be fast and now i am 35

im still growing tho

can't believe how short jordan is tho

I'm going to concentrate really hard so I can have a early 30s growth spurt.

im not short or tall, im basically average, just so you guys know

my uncles are 6'8" and 6'10" and my grandmother was 6'1"

let me know if you want to know more about my family and its heights

6'10 is really tall

like im not sure ive met someone that tall

6'8 ive met for sure

u live in new york iirc!

yeah the one who is 6'10" has to basically sleep sitting up. he played basketball w/ bill bradley at princeton

niiice, to the bradley part not sleeping sitting up

Relieved max isn't a freak

My father is 5'3". I'm 6'. Dodged a bullet there. Thanks genetics.

*bullet*

Itt everyone disses hoos

I'm 6'2 but I make up for it by having no other alpha characteristics of note / sucking at basketball + having to justify my sucking

rly good at fouling people on accident tho

also I will own you at soccer (unless you are a foreigner)

i are a foreigner, you will probably own me at football anyway.

being tallish doesn't help me there. plus i slouch so no-one actually thinks i am as tall as i am.

im 5'7", pretty skinny, i used to not like being short and i wouldn't mind being a little taller but overall im pretty happy w/ my size

it is hard finding shirts though, the sleeves are almost always too long

Is that a MAGA cap he's wearing? Asking for a friend.

And I'm 5ft 9, does that qualify me as a perfidious female height supremacist?

looks like it. the waistcoat is the real problem imo

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the problem with this man is that garishly wide tie with the full windsor knot

big tie knots are indicative of barbaric temperament, it's true. top button undone... it's rich in abominable details

the enormous dress shirt bunching underneath the tiny waistcoat armholes

I was going to make a joke about how nobody used to do their tie up properly in school, but then I decided to be the bigger person O WAIT I ALREADY WAS LOL