being short

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Feelin u / can't hear no shorties.

jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

betwixt 6' & 6'2" is the best for a dude

buzza, Saturday, 18 June 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

Dawg how dare you talk this shit when jj barea is wearing a championship ring

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

for gals i would say 5'5" - 5'7"

buzza, Saturday, 18 June 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm 5'9 which is supposed to be average but all of my friends are taller than me :O

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

short ppl -- every time you see a taller person, are you consciously thinking about how they are taller than you?

jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

I don't. But I'm 5' 7" and don't think I could ever date a girl taller than 5' 4" or so.

naus, Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

I'm 5'6", and I have the legs of someone a foot shorter. (There's bigger problems there than just aesthetic--I have to crawl down a number of things that I should be able to step down from.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'm 5'8" but my posture is such crap people take me for like 5'4" which it's kinda shitty for a short person to be thought of as much shorter than they are! like c'mon guys, i made it all the way to 5'8", give me the credit jeez.

Clay, Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'm 5'4 and I love it, I a happy being a shorty. Have 6'6 flatmate so he can fix all the lights and whatnot. Last bf was about 5'5 so it was adorbs being face to face standing up for kissin.

Bloompsday (Trayce), Saturday, 18 June 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

5'4 is average height for a woman fyi

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

i researched and deej is actually correct on this one for many countries!

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

hey jordan fucking get over it

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

:o

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

4real

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link

5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

― iatee, Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:49 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

hoos is 5'3

i'm over it, but i used to only want to date girls that were 5'0-5'4

v narrow pool

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

good post by gbx

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

jj barea that shit

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

damn, there's like 50,000k posts a month of ppl being insufferable saddos & i catch shit for whining about being short! what a world

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

thats because a lot of the time ppl are being sad about stuff that is actually important

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

well i guess that's debatable

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh i thought gbx was jk - stop being mean!

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

j0rdan i think the idea is more, gbx's is the right attitude to have abt that sort of thing that is out of your control anyway

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

dude i'm 5'7" i will talk shit to this whiny short man all day long

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

just ask your taller friends to set hella screens

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

damn y'all, i'm not like cowering in my bedroom afraid to leave the house cuz i'm kinda short -- just saying... wish i was a lil bit taller etc

J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

being a baller is >>> anyway

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

at least u ain't balding

corey, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

and even that is like, who cares

corey, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

gbx are you sure you're even 5'7" because I am pretty sure I'm taller than you and I'm 5'6".

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

jordan its okay, leave the house, no one will judge you

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

i will

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, i am, right now

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

― iatee, Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:49 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

hoos is 5'3

i'm over it, but i used to only want to date girls that were 5'0-5'4

v narrow pool

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, June 18, 2011 10:44 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im 5'4, it kind of sux, but honestly my life is p good so it seems kind of knit picky to complain

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

<3 that's the ticket

estela, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

haha

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

ok lol if theres one place being taller would really come in handy

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ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

But you can be real fast and sneaky!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

y'all's swag is much taller, all of u

mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i am fast and sneaky, or i used to be fast and now i am 35

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

im still growing tho

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe how short jordan is tho

jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

I'm going to concentrate really hard so I can have a early 30s growth spurt.

Jeff, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

im not short or tall, im basically average, just so you guys know

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

my uncles are 6'8" and 6'10" and my grandmother was 6'1"

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

let me know if you want to know more about my family and its heights

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

6'10 is really tall

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

like im not sure ive met someone that tall

ice cr?m, Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

And I'm just a big dude, no matter how you define it.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 8 September 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Markers is tall and I always forget that. I think every time we've met I've been surprised and asked how tall he is again.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link

I'm 5'10 1/2" and feel "tall" usually, even though I know this is average.

― the fucking hellraiser (Treeship), Sunday, September 7, 2014 3:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Same height, but I rarely feel like a particularly tall person. This is probably half down to proportions and half down to terrible posture.

monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

i went to the store today and the fancy soda i wanted and went specifically to this store to get was on the top shelf so far up that i couldn't have reached it even if i jumped. and jumping/grabbing the soda was not an option. there was nowhere to climb either. i was standing there staring at it wondering what to do when a tall person walked around the corner into the aisle and i asked for help.

this is what being a short person is like
it wasn't a big deal, but i did need to go out of my way to ask for help

cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 8 September 2014 19:04 (nine years ago) link

Otm. On the other hand, our shoes are not feats of engineering the size of boats, and that's nice.

Rand McNulty (Jon Lewis), Monday, 8 September 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link

Haha, aaawww, LL. I am the kind of person that people always ask for help reaching stuff in the supermarket. (And, OK, yes, I usually volunteer if I see little old ladies staring in a pining manner at tins on the top shelf.)

I occasionally hang out with these two Scottish girls who are both about 6'. It makes me feel short, which is kind of funny.

Shugazi (Branwell with an N), Monday, 8 September 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

I love it when people ask for my help reaching stuff! It is nice for one's height to be useful rather than just a pain of the ass when shopping for pants.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 8 September 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

i love it too. i was in the law library the other day and the librarian was helping me with a question and she was like "but i need you to get that for me" and i felt so heroic.

flatizza (harbl), Monday, 8 September 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C52KFDAXEAAxUzg.jpg

'height supremacist'

mookieproof, Friday, 3 March 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link

like you ain't

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 3 March 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Yes, due strictly to his height, that's the reason...

larry appleton, Friday, 3 March 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link

(with a full beard that distinguishes his adulthood)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 3 March 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link

im 5'7", pretty skinny, i used to not like being short and i wouldn't mind being a little taller but overall im pretty happy w/ my size

marcos, Friday, 3 March 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

it is hard finding shirts though, the sleeves are almost always too long

marcos, Friday, 3 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Is that a MAGA cap he's wearing? Asking for a friend.

And I'm 5ft 9, does that qualify me as a perfidious female height supremacist?

Girl with Curious Hair, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:14 (seven years ago) link

looks like it. the waistcoat is the real problem imo

https://i.reddituploads.com/f74a1507b4014cd8ad936e44f6e677ba?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c353cbb931d23995585ee44071231100

ogmor, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link

the problem with this man is that garishly wide tie with the full windsor knot

Treeship, Thursday, 9 March 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link

big tie knots are indicative of barbaric temperament, it's true. top button undone... it's rich in abominable details

ogmor, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

the enormous dress shirt bunching underneath the tiny waistcoat armholes

Treeship, Thursday, 9 March 2017 17:04 (seven years ago) link

I was going to make a joke about how nobody used to do their tie up properly in school, but then I decided to be the bigger person O WAIT I ALREADY WAS LOL

Girl with Curious Hair, Friday, 10 March 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link


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