being short

5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

yeah that's how i excuse myself from doing zero minutes of exercise a week xp

they have to be really charming!

<3 short guys so qed I guess

Aw J it's ok man, we're here for u.

And yeah I was thinking that being a short gay dude is prob easier than being a short straight one.

being short & super skinny was cool when i was younger but now i feel weird about it -- not in a huge way but it nags at me a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STG2AEaSVcU

at what height difference do you all feel shortness

I used to have a friend who happened to look a lot like me but was about half a foot taller, it was very unnerving, I mean not at the time, but now that I think about it, it must have been

i didn't know you were short, j0rdan, but i feel v close to you rn. i hate it tbh.

i guess i'm a girl so it's not as fraught but it still sucks

Short people -- do you sometimes have trouble hearing tall people when they speak????

I would like to be 3 to 6 inches taller.

as a tall person, i sometimes have trouble hearing short people when they speak. but WHO CARES, THEY'RE JUST SHORT PPL AHAHA i think my hearing increasingly sux

how tall r u

he is giant iirc

6'4" and shrinking fast alas

Feelin u / can't hear no shorties.

betwixt 6' & 6'2" is the best for a dude

Dawg how dare you talk this shit when jj barea is wearing a championship ring

for gals i would say 5'5" - 5'7"

I'm 5'9 which is supposed to be average but all of my friends are taller than me :O

short ppl -- every time you see a taller person, are you consciously thinking about how they are taller than you?

I don't. But I'm 5' 7" and don't think I could ever date a girl taller than 5' 4" or so.

I'm 5'6", and I have the legs of someone a foot shorter. (There's bigger problems there than just aesthetic--I have to crawl down a number of things that I should be able to step down from.)

i'm 5'8" but my posture is such crap people take me for like 5'4" which it's kinda shitty for a short person to be thought of as much shorter than they are! like c'mon guys, i made it all the way to 5'8", give me the credit jeez.

I'm 5'4 and I love it, I a happy being a shorty. Have 6'6 flatmate so he can fix all the lights and whatnot. Last bf was about 5'5 so it was adorbs being face to face standing up for kissin.

5'4 is average height for a woman fyi

i researched and deej is actually correct on this one for many countries!

hey jordan fucking get over it

:o

4real

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5'4 straight guys have it pretty bad

― iatee, Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:49 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark

hoos is 5'3

i'm over it, but i used to only want to date girls that were 5'0-5'4

v narrow pool

lol

good post by gbx

jj barea that shit

damn, there's like 50,000k posts a month of ppl being insufferable saddos & i catch shit for whining about being short! what a world

thats because a lot of the time ppl are being sad about stuff that is actually important

well i guess that's debatable

oh i thought gbx was jk - stop being mean!

j0rdan i think the idea is more, gbx's is the right attitude to have abt that sort of thing that is out of your control anyway

dude i'm 5'7" i will talk shit to this whiny short man all day long

just ask your taller friends to set hella screens

damn y'all, i'm not like cowering in my bedroom afraid to leave the house cuz i'm kinda short -- just saying... wish i was a lil bit taller etc

being a baller is >>> anyway

at least u ain't balding

and even that is like, who cares

gbx are you sure you're even 5'7" because I am pretty sure I'm taller than you and I'm 5'6".

jordan its okay, leave the house, no one will judge you

me too

I'm 5'10 1/2" and feel "tall" usually, even though I know this is average.

Damn, all the guys itt bemoaning their shortness who are like 5'7" and up!

I'm 5'5" motherfuckers, behold.

i have a thing for short squat dudes, v tall people kinda freak me out

I'm 5'10 1/2" and feel "tall" usually, even though I know this is average.

― the fucking hellraiser (Treeship), Sunday, 7 September 2014 15:13 (Yesterday)

maybe this should be in the ask treesh thread but why do u think u 'feel' tall if u 'know' you are of average height? is there ideology involved?

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i'm the same height and feel v. average. walking to the subway there was this group of cologned football coach looking dudes who were all really tall; made me feel short and also wonder if they choose their friends according to height. all of them must've been around 6'2"

that's around my height. that or an inch taller

I'm avg but stand hunched cos of having an enormous head I reckon

Nakh, it has to do with the fact that if you take women into account, 5'10" is taller than like 70% of people. If you take children and the elderly, the number jumps even higher. Also I'm the tallest person in my immediate family by a significant margin

alright. that makes sense. introducing children into the equation really shifts the whole conceptual paradigm in a way i didn't anticipate. still think there might be ideology involved somewhere though.

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Damn, all the guys itt bemoaning their shortness who are like 5'7" and up!

I'm 5'5" motherfuckers, behold.

But you're an adorable 5'5"! we were a modern day Mutt & Jeff as we walked around NYC.

I had forks to keep me company in the lower strata.

And I'm just a big dude, no matter how you define it.

Markers is tall and I always forget that. I think every time we've met I've been surprised and asked how tall he is again.

I'm 5'10 1/2" and feel "tall" usually, even though I know this is average.

― the fucking hellraiser (Treeship), Sunday, September 7, 2014 3:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Same height, but I rarely feel like a particularly tall person. This is probably half down to proportions and half down to terrible posture.

i went to the store today and the fancy soda i wanted and went specifically to this store to get was on the top shelf so far up that i couldn't have reached it even if i jumped. and jumping/grabbing the soda was not an option. there was nowhere to climb either. i was standing there staring at it wondering what to do when a tall person walked around the corner into the aisle and i asked for help.

this is what being a short person is like
it wasn't a big deal, but i did need to go out of my way to ask for help

Otm. On the other hand, our shoes are not feats of engineering the size of boats, and that's nice.

Haha, aaawww, LL. I am the kind of person that people always ask for help reaching stuff in the supermarket. (And, OK, yes, I usually volunteer if I see little old ladies staring in a pining manner at tins on the top shelf.)

I occasionally hang out with these two Scottish girls who are both about 6'. It makes me feel short, which is kind of funny.

I love it when people ask for my help reaching stuff! It is nice for one's height to be useful rather than just a pain of the ass when shopping for pants.

i love it too. i was in the law library the other day and the librarian was helping me with a question and she was like "but i need you to get that for me" and i felt so heroic.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C52KFDAXEAAxUzg.jpg

'height supremacist'

like you ain't

Yes, due strictly to his height, that's the reason...

(with a full beard that distinguishes his adulthood)

im 5'7", pretty skinny, i used to not like being short and i wouldn't mind being a little taller but overall im pretty happy w/ my size

it is hard finding shirts though, the sleeves are almost always too long

Is that a MAGA cap he's wearing? Asking for a friend.

And I'm 5ft 9, does that qualify me as a perfidious female height supremacist?

looks like it. the waistcoat is the real problem imo

https://i.reddituploads.com/f74a1507b4014cd8ad936e44f6e677ba?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c353cbb931d23995585ee44071231100

the problem with this man is that garishly wide tie with the full windsor knot

big tie knots are indicative of barbaric temperament, it's true. top button undone... it's rich in abominable details

the enormous dress shirt bunching underneath the tiny waistcoat armholes

I was going to make a joke about how nobody used to do their tie up properly in school, but then I decided to be the bigger person O WAIT I ALREADY WAS LOL