When they start selling these in McD's or BK, they can call them "Hot Carl's".
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Hot Lunch"
― Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
McDump
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
Alabama Hot Pocket
― Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTLe7Li--s
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
seems like this is good news for the human centipede at the very least
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
i always thought that the Burger King looked like a scat-freak ...
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
I can't imagine that these things are any good for your digestive system
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
what, hamburger?
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
dan come on they were invented by a man with a lab coat and a novelty pointer
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
sliders
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Veronica Moser can even advertise poop-burgers in German-speaking countries.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Once I got beyond "omg HE IS EATING POOP*", it's just... the composition makes me think that your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
* tbh I haven't really gotten beyond this yet but just for rhetorical purposes, assume I have
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
i did keep waiting for the "funny or die" logo to pop up in the righthand corner of the screen
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
they should have had audrina patridge introduce this one too
Hamburglar's gonna need a rebrand
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://buggery.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turdburglar.jpg
done and done!
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Turdburglar
xp motherf---
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
drop the kids off at the dinner plate
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Is this just Burgerpipe 2.0?
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
Burgerpoop?
your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
In-n-Out Burger?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
Or poop kaviar?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
side order of bootyflakes, surely?
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
Free gold watch with every purchase.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
The Golden Arschlochs
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
Angus Anus Steak Houses.
Ruth's Shit Steak House
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
Peter Puger's Steakhouse
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
Shitzzler
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
freshly squeezed
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
side order of corn
Outhouse Steakback
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
bon appetit
http://www.perouinc.com/photos/2085.jpg
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
I have this horrific image of McDonald's forcefeeding Metamucil to employees so they can pump out Quarter Pounders
― Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
as i never tire of saying, tim & eric are ahead of the curve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
Well, someone once received one of these at Hungry Jack's (Aust. ver of Burger King)...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4127259228_8e861a2b0f.jpg
― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
So soon Americans will not only be able to eat a Wendy's, they'll also be able to tuck into a Steve's, a Caroline's, a Jim's, etc..
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
What's next, Pepsi made from urine? #cokefan
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
― am0n, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://i42.tinypic.com/219tqao.gif
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe they could do excrement themed burgers as tie-ins for movies? Like for the next Batman film, BK could serve burgers made from bat shit.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
I guess that the existing human feces burger could be used for the new Green Lantern movie.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
Ruth's Piss
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
haha ew
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
also kudos to j.lu for bringing up Burgerpipe, I wanted to go there but really couldn't
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
mudruckers
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
out n in
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
five guys (a large burger)
This actually reminds me of a 60's project to make artificial meat from petroleum products. The resultant product looked like excrement.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
Do you have enough for a deposit?
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:48 (nine years ago) link
Nevermind, I'm now looking into my own poop transplant business.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:48 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ&feature=kp
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0xJBsVbZY&feature=kp
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zARg_K4jRhA
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link
The Prodigy do penance for the last decade of their career by working in the poop burger mines, whilst observed by Beavis & Butthead...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link
they took the stuff I posted from this article into the Poop Wikipedia out. apparently years ago. sadface.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link
Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:25 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link