More like shart sandwich amirite
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
2 girls 1 burger
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
tbh I am surprised that took that long
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
art, life, imitation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTG6sGX-Ic
― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
When they start selling these in McD's or BK, they can call them "Hot Carl's".
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Hot Lunch"
― Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
McDump
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
Alabama Hot Pocket
― Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTLe7Li--s
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
seems like this is good news for the human centipede at the very least
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
i always thought that the Burger King looked like a scat-freak ...
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
I can't imagine that these things are any good for your digestive system
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
what, hamburger?
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
dan come on they were invented by a man with a lab coat and a novelty pointer
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
sliders
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Veronica Moser can even advertise poop-burgers in German-speaking countries.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Once I got beyond "omg HE IS EATING POOP*", it's just... the composition makes me think that your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
* tbh I haven't really gotten beyond this yet but just for rhetorical purposes, assume I have
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
i did keep waiting for the "funny or die" logo to pop up in the righthand corner of the screen
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
they should have had audrina patridge introduce this one too
Hamburglar's gonna need a rebrand
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://buggery.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turdburglar.jpg
done and done!
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Turdburglar
xp motherf---
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
drop the kids off at the dinner plate
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Is this just Burgerpipe 2.0?
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
Burgerpoop?
your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
In-n-Out Burger?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
Or poop kaviar?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
side order of bootyflakes, surely?
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
Free gold watch with every purchase.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
The Golden Arschlochs
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
Angus Anus Steak Houses.
Ruth's Shit Steak House
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
Peter Puger's Steakhouse
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
Shitzzler
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
freshly squeezed
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
side order of corn
Outhouse Steakback
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
bon appetit
http://www.perouinc.com/photos/2085.jpg
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
I have this horrific image of McDonald's forcefeeding Metamucil to employees so they can pump out Quarter Pounders
― Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
as i never tire of saying, tim & eric are ahead of the curve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
Well, someone once received one of these at Hungry Jack's (Aust. ver of Burger King)...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4127259228_8e861a2b0f.jpg
― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
So soon Americans will not only be able to eat a Wendy's, they'll also be able to tuck into a Steve's, a Caroline's, a Jim's, etc..
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
What's next, Pepsi made from urine? #cokefan
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
― am0n, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://i42.tinypic.com/219tqao.gif
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe they could do excrement themed burgers as tie-ins for movies? Like for the next Batman film, BK could serve burgers made from bat shit.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
I guess that the existing human feces burger could be used for the new Green Lantern movie.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
Ruth's Piss
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
haha ew
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
also kudos to j.lu for bringing up Burgerpipe, I wanted to go there but really couldn't
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
xp no shit
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 12 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
:D
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
Charlton Heston: "You gotta tell them! Soylent Green is... poop!"* crowd expresses dull surprise *Charlton Heston: "It's made from poop! Soylent Green, it's made from poop!"person in crowd #1: "Poop? Oh, for a moment there, we though you said 'people'."Charlton Heston: "What the fuck? People? No, that would be stupid, no-one would do that. But what Soylent Green is made from is poop!"person in crowd #2: "They say it's plankton. But you're saying it's plankton poop?"Charlton Heston: "Wait, what? Plankton actually poop?"person in crowd #2: "Well I'm not a marine biologist, but I assume they excrete waste in some form, and that probably could be considered poop."Charlton Heston: "I gotta be honest here, I didn't know that plankton pooped. I, er, just assumed that it was human poop."* crowd expresses mild shock *person in crowd #3: "What kind of sick fetishist are you?"person in crowd #2: "I think the word is para-coprophile - someone who derives sexual pleasure from the thought of other people eating poop."Charlton Heston: "What? That's not a real word, you just made that up!"person in crowd #1: "And anyway, your human poop theory doesn't work, because there'd be less poop as time went on. Remember that the Soylent corporation is trying to alleviate world hunger problems, not perpetuate it."Charlton Heston: "Oh, you just go on believing that! I bet you're a corporate shill!"* police arrive to arrest Charlton Heston for public disorder *police officer: "OK buddy, you're coming along with us! No more of this poop talk!"* Charlton Heston is taken away by the police, crowd goes back to munching on poop *
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 06:36 (nine years ago) link
What do you mean a hoax!? I've been saving up all my poop to start up my own burger business.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:16 (nine years ago) link
Do you have enough for a deposit?
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:48 (nine years ago) link
Nevermind, I'm now looking into my own poop transplant business.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:48 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ&feature=kp
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0xJBsVbZY&feature=kp
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zARg_K4jRhA
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link
The Prodigy do penance for the last decade of their career by working in the poop burger mines, whilst observed by Beavis & Butthead...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link
they took the stuff I posted from this article into the Poop Wikipedia out. apparently years ago. sadface.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link
Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:25 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link