Hungry? Perhaps you'd like a POOP BURGER

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OYy2IPmID00/RyKLcx8-RFI/AAAAAAAAAEI/ldfXkrZWqVM/s320/shark+sandwich.jpg

More like shart sandwich amirite

2 girls 1 burger

tbh I am surprised that took that long

art, life, imitation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTG6sGX-Ic

When they start selling these in McD's or BK, they can call them "Hot Carl's".

"Hot Lunch"

McDump

Alabama Hot Pocket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTLe7Li--s

seems like this is good news for the human centipede at the very least

i always thought that the Burger King looked like a scat-freak ...

I can't imagine that these things are any good for your digestive system

what, hamburger?

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

dan come on they were invented by a man with a lab coat and a novelty pointer

sliders

Veronica Moser can even advertise poop-burgers in German-speaking countries.

Once I got beyond "omg HE IS EATING POOP*", it's just... the composition makes me think that your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.

* tbh I haven't really gotten beyond this yet but just for rhetorical purposes, assume I have

i did keep waiting for the "funny or die" logo to pop up in the righthand corner of the screen

they should have had audrina patridge introduce this one too

Hamburglar's gonna need a rebrand

http://buggery.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turdburglar.jpg

done and done!

Turdburglar

xp motherf---

drop the kids off at the dinner plate

Is this just Burgerpipe 2.0?

Burgerpoop?

your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.

In-n-Out Burger?

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

Or poop kaviar?

side order of bootyflakes, surely?

Free gold watch with every purchase.

Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

The Golden Arschlochs

Angus Anus Steak Houses.

Ruth's Shit Steak House

Peter Puger's Steakhouse

Shitzzler

freshly squeezed

side order of corn

Outhouse Steakback

bon appetit

http://www.perouinc.com/photos/2085.jpg

I have this horrific image of McDonald's forcefeeding Metamucil to employees so they can pump out Quarter Pounders

as i never tire of saying, tim & eric are ahead of the curve:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

Well, someone once received one of these at Hungry Jack's (Aust. ver of Burger King)...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4127259228_8e861a2b0f.jpg

So soon Americans will not only be able to eat a Wendy's, they'll also be able to tuck into a Steve's, a Caroline's, a Jim's, etc..

What's next, Pepsi made from urine? #cokefan

Outhouse Steakback

― am0n, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

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Maybe they could do excrement themed burgers as tie-ins for movies? Like for the next Batman film, BK could serve burgers made from bat shit.

I guess that the existing human feces burger could be used for the new Green Lantern movie.

Ruth's Piss

haha ew

tell that to the poop leaking through my teeth

xp no shit

:D

Charlton Heston: "You gotta tell them! Soylent Green is... poop!"
* crowd expresses dull surprise *
Charlton Heston: "It's made from poop! Soylent Green, it's made from poop!"
person in crowd #1: "Poop? Oh, for a moment there, we though you said 'people'."
Charlton Heston: "What the fuck? People? No, that would be stupid, no-one would do that. But what Soylent Green is made from is poop!"
person in crowd #2: "They say it's plankton. But you're saying it's plankton poop?"
Charlton Heston: "Wait, what? Plankton actually poop?"
person in crowd #2: "Well I'm not a marine biologist, but I assume they excrete waste in some form, and that probably could be considered poop."
Charlton Heston: "I gotta be honest here, I didn't know that plankton pooped. I, er, just assumed that it was human poop."
* crowd expresses mild shock *
person in crowd #3: "What kind of sick fetishist are you?"
person in crowd #2: "I think the word is para-coprophile - someone who derives sexual pleasure from the thought of other people eating poop."
Charlton Heston: "What? That's not a real word, you just made that up!"
person in crowd #1: "And anyway, your human poop theory doesn't work, because there'd be less poop as time went on. Remember that the Soylent corporation is trying to alleviate world hunger problems, not perpetuate it."
Charlton Heston: "Oh, you just go on believing that! I bet you're a corporate shill!"
* police arrive to arrest Charlton Heston for public disorder *
police officer: "OK buddy, you're coming along with us! No more of this poop talk!"
* Charlton Heston is taken away by the police, crowd goes back to munching on poop *

What do you mean a hoax!? I've been saving up all my poop to start up my own burger business.

Do you have enough for a deposit?

Nevermind, I'm now looking into my own poop transplant business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ&feature=kp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0xJBsVbZY&feature=kp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zARg_K4jRhA

The Prodigy do penance for the last decade of their career by working in the poop burger mines, whilst observed by Beavis & Butthead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

they took the stuff I posted from this article into the Poop Wikipedia out. apparently years ago. sadface.

Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.

― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:25 AM bookmarkflaglink