word on the street is everybody poops
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
also not to be that guy but how is this the solution to the world's hunger problem if people aren't eating enough to poop to make more burgers to eat and then poop and...
I think the idea is that people will just lose their appetite
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
Sometimes. xp
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2032/artificialmeat.jpg
Looks like doner kebab meat.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like this thread will squeeze out some gems
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, June 17, 2011 3:36 PM Bookmark
the meaty, protein-rich poop of corpulent americans will be processed and sent to third world countries so they can share in our wealth
― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
hello?
― Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
they are bringing in free lunch at my office, and it's all sandwiches, and now I am very very frightened
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
Hopefully they'll do a veggie one with bits of sweetcorn in it.
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
MEMO
FROM: Management
TO: ILXors
RE: IMAGES
Please file this picture away for future image zings. Thank you.
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5795/burgeru.jpg
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
do you work in a japanese research facility? probably best not to take the free lunch
― fields of salmon, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
I think they test marketed this at Denny's, seriously. Is a plausible way I can explain the shit burger that place once served me anyway.
― Kim, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
personally i'm already lamenting the loss of the phrase "shit sandwich" because now you're going to have to clarify whether or not you're making an aesthetic judgment or referring to a shit sandwich
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OYy2IPmID00/RyKLcx8-RFI/AAAAAAAAAEI/ldfXkrZWqVM/s320/shark+sandwich.jpg
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
More like shart sandwich amirite
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
2 girls 1 burger
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
tbh I am surprised that took that long
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
art, life, imitation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkTG6sGX-Ic
― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
When they start selling these in McD's or BK, they can call them "Hot Carl's".
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
"Hot Lunch"
― Mark G, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
McDump
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
Alabama Hot Pocket
― Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTLe7Li--s
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
seems like this is good news for the human centipede at the very least
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
i always thought that the Burger King looked like a scat-freak ...
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link
I can't imagine that these things are any good for your digestive system
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
what, hamburger?
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
dan come on they were invented by a man with a lab coat and a novelty pointer
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
sliders
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Veronica Moser can even advertise poop-burgers in German-speaking countries.
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Once I got beyond "omg HE IS EATING POOP*", it's just... the composition makes me think that your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
* tbh I haven't really gotten beyond this yet but just for rhetorical purposes, assume I have
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
i did keep waiting for the "funny or die" logo to pop up in the righthand corner of the screen
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
they should have had audrina patridge introduce this one too
Hamburglar's gonna need a rebrand
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://buggery.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turdburglar.jpg
done and done!
― it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Turdburglar
xp motherf---
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
drop the kids off at the dinner plate
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
Is this just Burgerpipe 2.0?
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
Burgerpoop?
your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
In-n-Out Burger?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
Or poop kaviar?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
side order of bootyflakes, surely?
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
Free gold watch with every purchase.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
The Golden Arschlochs
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
Angus Anus Steak Houses.
Ruth's Shit Steak House
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
Peter Puger's Steakhouse
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
Shitzzler
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
five guys (a large burger)
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
This actually reminds me of a 60's project to make artificial meat from petroleum products. The resultant product looked like excrement.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
KFC = Kentucky Fried Crap
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
T.G.I. Feces
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger#Variations
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link
This is a logical step in the right direction. The future is excrement.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link
OMG IT'S BANAKA
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.richgee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/The-Graduate.jpgPOOP
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.mystoresupplier.com/v/vspfiles/photos/BT010-2T.jpg
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
so wait do we just chat w/ banaka like normal even tho we know who its puppetmaster is
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link
not sure why but one of my friends always laments less-than-ideal situations by saying 'poop tacos' it seems like this is a regional variation
― side order of bootyflakes (jdchurchill), Saturday, 18 June 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link
Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link
what's that old saying, "if shit was worth its weight in gold, then the poor would be born without assholes"?
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link
turned out to be a hoax!!!!
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
tell that to the poop leaking through my teeth
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
xp no shit
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 12 July 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
:D
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:55 (nine years ago) link
Charlton Heston: "You gotta tell them! Soylent Green is... poop!"* crowd expresses dull surprise *Charlton Heston: "It's made from poop! Soylent Green, it's made from poop!"person in crowd #1: "Poop? Oh, for a moment there, we though you said 'people'."Charlton Heston: "What the fuck? People? No, that would be stupid, no-one would do that. But what Soylent Green is made from is poop!"person in crowd #2: "They say it's plankton. But you're saying it's plankton poop?"Charlton Heston: "Wait, what? Plankton actually poop?"person in crowd #2: "Well I'm not a marine biologist, but I assume they excrete waste in some form, and that probably could be considered poop."Charlton Heston: "I gotta be honest here, I didn't know that plankton pooped. I, er, just assumed that it was human poop."* crowd expresses mild shock *person in crowd #3: "What kind of sick fetishist are you?"person in crowd #2: "I think the word is para-coprophile - someone who derives sexual pleasure from the thought of other people eating poop."Charlton Heston: "What? That's not a real word, you just made that up!"person in crowd #1: "And anyway, your human poop theory doesn't work, because there'd be less poop as time went on. Remember that the Soylent corporation is trying to alleviate world hunger problems, not perpetuate it."Charlton Heston: "Oh, you just go on believing that! I bet you're a corporate shill!"* police arrive to arrest Charlton Heston for public disorder *police officer: "OK buddy, you're coming along with us! No more of this poop talk!"* Charlton Heston is taken away by the police, crowd goes back to munching on poop *
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 06:36 (nine years ago) link
What do you mean a hoax!? I've been saving up all my poop to start up my own burger business.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:16 (nine years ago) link
Do you have enough for a deposit?
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:48 (nine years ago) link
Nevermind, I'm now looking into my own poop transplant business.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:48 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ&feature=kp
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0xJBsVbZY&feature=kp
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zARg_K4jRhA
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link
The Prodigy do penance for the last decade of their career by working in the poop burger mines, whilst observed by Beavis & Butthead...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 12:56 (nine years ago) link
they took the stuff I posted from this article into the Poop Wikipedia out. apparently years ago. sadface.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:39 (one year ago) link
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― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link