the clap.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link
spells "shit" as "shite"
― John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
worse, says it that way, american
the herp
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
smells funny
― deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link
narcissistic personality disorders
hates oral.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
hates monogamy.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link
smack habit.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link
smacking habit
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link
muffin top
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
practicing wiccan
― m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
is rachael ray.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link
you already said smack habit
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link
every third word is 'like'
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link
racist
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
doesnt brush teeth/floss
― deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
cares what brangelina is doing this week
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link
conspiracy theorist
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
not "into" politics
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link
(too much) make up
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (sixteen years ago) link
likes papa john's pizza
stop listing politcal ones though guys ... so not noise
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link
worse, not "into" politics but votes for the conservatives
xxxxp
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link
k
likes all kinds of music except country and rap
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
ilx regular.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
only likes country and rap.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link
chronic explosive diarrhea.
wears one of those pink fucking red sox hats.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4075746&page=1
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
dead
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
loud talker bad jokes likes judd apatow (controversial) hates cats
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
or dogs
does porn.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
already married.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
tattoos tattooed make-up
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link
3+ legs
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
can't conceal butt crack (in public)
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
nut allergy ... it could never work
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
is from another planet
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
memorises train timetables
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
actually wait, that could be useful
is into theatre
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
attends lebowski fest
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost: why couldnt u date an alien ?
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
smells like potpourri
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
-- BLASTOCYST, Thursday, January 3, 2008 2:14 AM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
i don't do long distance relationships
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
follows widespread panic
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
^^
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Lmoa
― 龜, Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link
abercrombiebubble teajealousyfistingmeth
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark
― mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
bubble meth
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
favorite MBV album is Loveless
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/osutein/status/667433992308834304
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
^deal breaker
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
Is above just fuckin frying an egg
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:34 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bejzwPFZL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link
only acceptable dinner chez deems:
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg
― noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link
fuckin flip that egg over jesus
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle
― brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link
attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link
has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link
has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
likes dank memes
attending for-profit schools
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link
cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link