chaki tell me a funny story about this ddude

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http://www.justinkeele.com/benihana1.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

chaki's in a cobrasnake photo!

jaxon, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

would you rather

a) watch a benihana chef behind the decks
or
b) watch Aoki work at benihana?

deej, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

xpost - he had the flu and was all sweaty and some noize chick said he had messy hair and they got mad at each other. the end

jaxon, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

i think the guy is a really terrible dj. he doesnt even mix songs.

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

much like jesus, i imagine his skills are more in his trendy selecting abilities

deej, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

i bet he's still playing mashups

jaxon, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

actually saw DJ Am a year ago at some event my wife's company was affiliated with and that's all he played. ugh. so bad.

jaxon, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

who, jesus? xp

deej, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

beatmatch?
no. let it be.

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

Danny Masterson: “It’s a Good Excuse for Some Debauchery!”
Spinning discs puts That ’70s Show’s Danny Masterson in the partying mood, whether he’s clubbing or home entertaining. “How can you not shag to Mick Jagger?” he shouts.

By Paul Semel

Blender, March 2003

“YOU HAVE TO watch out, being an actor who wants to DJ,” says Danny Masterson, the woolly headed, conspiracy theory–minded Steven Hyde from That ’70s Show, as he lounges in the courtyard of his funky Hollywood home.

This afternoon, he’s not thinking like his character but like his music-obsessed nocturnal alter ego, DJ Donkey Punch.

“I’m not trying to be something I’m not,” Masterson insists. “I just love music. And people have so much fun when I DJ, because I play stuff I want to hear.”

Masterson is turning 27 in March, which marks his twelfth year in town – he’s so L.A., he’s even a Scientologist! – and his twenty-second in showbiz, since his first early-’80s Twinkies commercial at age 5. “I did a lot of commercials when I was a kid,” Masterson says. Since then, he has suffered numerous onscreen indignities, such as when John Travolta kicked the crap out of him in Face/Off. But with That ’70s Show finishing up its fifth hit season on Fox (and returning in syndication), he’s become a nighttime fixture in L.A. clubs: notorious to both the bouncers guarding the velvet ropes and to the girls inside.

So who’s this Donkey Punch dude? Masterson, annoyed by hearing dull discs at party after party, took matters into his own hands four years ago (though he was wise enough to take lessons first from a pro). “It’s a good excuse for some debauchery,” Masterson says with a laugh. Which explains the two turntables (but no microphone) displayed prominently in his living room, as well as the eclectic mix of his favorite albums – very few of which, strangely, come from the decade that pays his bills.…”

N.W.A., Straight Outta Compton
Ruthless/Priority, 1988
“For me and my friends, living in New York and hearing this West Coast gangsta rap made us all wish we weren’t just stupid suburban white kids. It was obviously a very different life than ours; we were just a bunch of nerdy white kids who would recite every single lyric.”
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Cypress Hill, Cypress Hill
Ruffhouse/Columbia, 1991
“When I was 15, my parents left town for a month. They hid the keys to the car, but I found them. That month, I drove my stepdad’s Thunderbird Super Coupe into Manhattan every day, and I would crank Cypress Hill as I flew around the city, racing the taxis.”
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Jane's Addiction, Ritual De Lo Habitual
Warner Bros., 1990
“Also when I was 15, I lived with Giovanni Ribisi and his twin sister, Marissa. They’d just turned 16 and gotten this old Chevy Malibu, and they would drive me to all my auditions. This was the only thing playing in their car, so they knew every lyric.”
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Pearl Jam, No Code
Epic, 1996
“I’m obsessed with Pearl Jam. I bought every one of those live albums, and I’d already spent thousands of dollars on bootleg CDs over the years. You guys at Blender just reviewed the whole Pearl Jam catalog, and you gave No Code the worst rating! I think whoever wrote that was drunk.”
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The Rolling Stones, Beggars Banquet
Abcko, 1968
“If I’m reading scripts, I’ll listen to an old Rolling Stones album. I’m such a fanatic. I’ve definitely fucked a lot to Beggars Banquet, many times over. How can you not shag to Mick Jagger? That guy’s the ultimate pimp. You just throw this on and get your swerve on.”
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The Black Crowes, Amorica
American, 1994
“When I was 18, I did this one-hour drama for ABC called Extreme in Park City, Utah. I had a big Bronco with flames painted up the front of it, and the only thing I listened to was Amorica, 24/7. I had to go find the European version, with the bush popping out.”
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Radiohead, Kid A
Capitol, 2000
“I got to hear a bunch of songs from Kid A before it came out. I definitely like Kid A better than Amnesiac, but I also got to hear four songs that aren’t on either album, and they’re just as great as the ones that are. Though if I ever meet those guys, I don’t plan on telling them that.”
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Nas, Stillmatic
Columbia, 2001
“Nas’s song ‘Ether’ just kills me – it’s the most disturbing, hysterical, shit-on–Jay-Z song of all time. Wilmer [Valderrama, That ’70s Show’s Fez] and I love all the same hip-hop, so some nights before the show, he and I will listen to it full blast in our dressing rooms and do every lyric.”
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Kid Loco, A Grand Love Story
Yellow/East West – France, 1997
“I got [the French import] from Aron’s Records, which is this great record store in Hollywood. Jason Lee introduced me to the song ‘Love Me Sweet’ off this, and it instantly became one of my favorite singles. I don’t know anything about Kid Loco, just that his albums are insane.”
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The White Stripes, De Stijl
V2, 2000
“My friend Ben Foster, who’s the best young actor in Hollywood – he and I were sitting in his apartment drinking beers, and he was like, ‘You’ve gotta listen to this new record I got.’ And it killed me. It’s one of those albums: You can listen to every song. It’s so simple.”
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am0n, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

DJ Donkey Punch

carne asada, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

It’s one of those albums: You can listen to every song. It’s so simple.”

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

he’s so L.A., he’s even a Scientologist

carne asada, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

I like albums where you can listen to every song.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

fuckin scumbags.

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

i thought his name was DJ Momjeans

deej, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

yah i think it is

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

Masterson is turning 27 in March

ha i figured he was like 35 or something

latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

people have so much fun when I DJ, because I play stuff I want to hear not stuff they want to hear

brownie, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

ban brownie

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

i'm ready

brownie, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

ILX 2
User has been succesfully banned.

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.zonesega.com/covers/master%20system/My%20Hero%20%5BEUR%5D.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

You just throw this on and get your swerve on.
You just throw this on and get your swerve on.
You just throw this on and get your swerve on.
You just throw this on and get your swerve on.
You just throw this on and get your swerve on.

am0n, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'm embarrassed that he and I have the same favorite Pearl Jam album. Like, beyond the embarrassment of having a favorite Pearl Jam album.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Masterson is turning 27 in March

ha i figured he was like 35 or something
Blender, March 2003

mizzell, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

ohh ok

latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

i wuzzent paying att--oohh candy!

latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

Guest VOX by…
Amanda Blank
Har Mar Superstar
Kid Sister
Mickey Avalon
Naeem (Spank Rock)
Pase Rock (Spank Rock)
Santo Gold
Steve from Hot Hot Heat
Todd from The Faint
Uffie
Thunderheist

god what a fucking list!!! awful.

dmr, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

so mickey avalon was too busy that day

deej, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

4th from the top

dmr, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol oops

deej, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

more about this ddude plz. as much as possible...

Jena, Friday, 17 August 2007 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

mom was a pro tennis player from sweden
dad invented benihana, first man to ride a balloon around the world (?)

he and his sister are pretty much useless

the end.

Steve Shasta, Friday, 17 August 2007 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

yah seriously. no more about this dude. you can read endless articles in fader or gaymo magazine or whatevs. keep this shit off nb.

chaki, Friday, 17 August 2007 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

so I have a friend who's getting married in las vegas late next month at the luxor. apparently they're opening some new nightclub there this month. apparently dj am is their resident and aoki is scheduled for the first week! what a shame I'll be there on a wednesday :/

mh, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

“I got to hear a bunch of songs from Kid A before it came out."

sweet you had napster too?

gr8080, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

saw this dude in culver city w/ two hot chicks. i think they were sisters.

strgn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

hmm...what the bitch look like?

Heave Ho, Saturday, 25 August 2007 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

ew why did i just read that?

bell_labs, Saturday, 25 August 2007 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

Tonight, Steve Aoki busted out "10 Dollar" twice at Cinespace in Hollywood. It was crazy. People went nuts. Also, her videos were bascially on repeat on various monitors which was super cool.

-- Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 10:23 (2 years ago) Link

i don't know why i found this funny

sanskrit, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://okcupid.com/profile?u=Spencer500

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

LifeStyles® Condoms Love Fest(tm) Tour Begins in September
Presented by MTV's Staying Alive

- Celebrity DJs Danny Masterson & Steve Aoki to headline AIDS/HIV awareness campaign -

s1ocki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

Teh Fast an Tuh Furious II yaow

Laurel, Thursday, 13 September 2007 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

she looks like a baby.

mizzell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol
Aoki was discovered in New York at a Rancid concert she had gatecrashed.

mizzell, Thursday, 13 September 2007 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

is Hardwell an autobot DJ?

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:30 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

"The safety of my fans has always been my top priority"

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/3549001_o.gif

am0n, Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:39 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

oh god i think momjeans is a 'resident' in park city now

mattresslessness, Thursday, 17 April 2014 02:57 (five years ago) link

salt lake city is a cultural wasteland

mattresslessness, Thursday, 17 April 2014 02:58 (five years ago) link

dude texts girl i'm dating... i'll try to copy/paste his lines on here (aka *liveblog*)

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 06:57 (5 months ago) Link

what happened to this

― max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:54 (6 years ago)

am0n, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:07 (five years ago) link

shasta now texts the ex-gf aoki is dating

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:09 (five years ago) link

shasta now goes by dj rawdenim

am0n, Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:30 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEUjW8YUecs

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 22:39 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXeMh9u-JI

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 22:39 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

DJ Steve Aoki: To Cake or Not To Cake

boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 14 August 2014 03:57 (five years ago) link

All I care about is the person in front of me, and I want to make that moment important…something special. I want to make that connection so powerful, something that will never be forgotten. And that’s why I bring the cake out or the raft out.

am0n, Thursday, 14 August 2014 14:36 (five years ago) link

It was something that could only be experienced live. Go download the Alive album by Daft Punk to understand what I’m talking about.

example (crüt), Thursday, 14 August 2014 18:24 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/602615130765987840

some dude, Monday, 25 May 2015 02:11 (four years ago) link

i choose "die"

Ric Flairy (clouds), Monday, 25 May 2015 02:57 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

dude texts girl i'm dating... i'll try to copy/paste his lines on here (aka *liveblog*)

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 06:57 (5 months ago) Link

what happened to this

― max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:54 (6 years ago)

― am0n, Thursday, April 17, 2014 7:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

adam, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:27 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR8oBZwUAAAn9T2.jpg:large

how's life, Friday, 23 October 2015 13:20 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...

Steve Aoki Is Getting Cryogenically Frozen
He was inspired by influential technologist Ray Kurzweil to make the move.

mh 😏, Thursday, 25 August 2016 20:17 (three years ago) link

RIP

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 August 2016 20:24 (three years ago) link

(not really)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 25 August 2016 20:24 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

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