― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link
That in itself is funny enough - but the fact it was a Bad Boy commercial, who's ads are weird enough as it is, made it K-lassic!
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link
of course then there's the shitty business w/ the maruee stars (cal ripken-adventure world; lavar arrington, freh smoo'-eastern automotive).
oh, dear.
there's also an ad for a worker's comp insurance company currently running on the o's tv network w/ billy "nuclear dish" ripken talking about the amount of times he was hit on the noggin. indeed!
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link
Second the Bernie and Phyl's ads, particularly w/Wakefield striking out Bernie.
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.senateinsurance.com/images/Kiss_animated.gif http://www.senateinsurance.com/images/Howard_G_new.jpg
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 22 April 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link
I haven't seen those commercials much lately, but I don't watch that much WGN or the 'U'.
― Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Friday, 22 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link
yeah, whatever that ad w/ steve blake is...uhh, terrible.
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 22 April 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link
yeah that's it. somehow i don't see bj ryan getting down to luda, but hey.
that poker thing is a NESN promotion. "i don't even know where boston is."
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 April 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link
http://callsam.com/elements/images/header.free.consultation.gif
this guy's just a michigander, I'm not sure if the rest of the US is ready for his personal injury advocacy.
― scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 23 April 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link
Ah, so that's why I pay $130 a month for your shitty cable. Good work.
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― it's mashed potato time! (dymaxia), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link
"americans love to take a drive for any reason"
― the leglo (the leglo), Saturday, 14 May 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link
is that also the one about driving from the bullpen in the hat car?
bollocks!
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Saturday, 14 May 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link
terrible.
― the leglo (the leglo), Sunday, 15 May 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 15 May 2005 23:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― felicity (felicity), Monday, 16 May 2005 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link
I want to go to Home Depot with him!
― felicity (felicity), Monday, 16 May 2005 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 May 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link
I guess St. Louis really IS a great place to play baseball!
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 19 May 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
"I just saw it on my last trip to the grocery store. Even the packaging looks refreshing!"
― Daniel Cohen (dayan), Monday, 30 May 2005 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link
MARONNE!
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link
Using "wooden" to describe Castiglione & Trup is excessively redundant.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link
http://planqv2.fuckyouanddie.com/images/aki4.gif
― tylero (tylero), Saturday, 4 June 2005 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― tylero (tylero), Sunday, 5 June 2005 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 5 June 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Thursday, 28 July 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jenna Snow (jsnow584), Sunday, 31 July 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― John (jdahlem), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 17 June 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 June 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link
we got the world's best coffee!
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we make it right, every day and night, at
HONEYDEW!
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Thursday, 29 June 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link
GAY MAN'S WIFE: "WE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT YEARS AGO!"
― Jimmy Mod: THE HANDLESS ORGANIST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 10 September 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link
BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY!
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 16 June 2007 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Holy shit Sullivan Tire (BOS)
― Andy K, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Are those the ones featuring the wittle girl & Tito Francona, Thespian?
― David R., Monday, 23 July 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Is the Draught Keg commercial this year's Chevy/Mellencamp aural rapefest?
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 22 September 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq6HBUajwlE
the platinum ownership experience is the differencethe lexus platinum dealer network is the only way to achieve it
where have u gone, lexus platinum lady?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, I've got to believe that this (or some variation thereof--he's got lots of them) has shown up at least once on a Jays broadcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQVVHyvOZU
― clemenza, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link
please don't show the americans russel oliver.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link
You're in Toronto, right? After the mayoral election, you may be nostalgic for the days when Russell Oliver was our ambassador to the world.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit i don't even want to think about it.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if this is the place for this gripe, but I hate how every time a Philly batter gets on base (no idea if other local broadcasts also do this), the announcers say, "Chase Utley is safe and secure at second base. Safe and secure. Metlife."
― Mordy, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Mets have the same spot
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
so do sox--it's fucking obnoxious
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
The window-installer ad with the old ladies on SNY is pretty priceless tho
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
otoh the 2-minute-long, 2-year-old NY Times ad with all the "hipsters" makes me wamma jump out the window
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Architect glasses guy: New York Times editorialists are the best in the world, and there's no debating that.
WAY TO SHUT DOWN DISSENT ASSHOLE
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link
have any of you guys seen the commercial featuring the skeezy foreign-seeming dude who tries to sell you totally bogus sports paraphernalia? and at one point he says, "want minnesota?" and he snaps his fingers and two twins appear, one wearing a "mini" shirt and the other wearing a "soda" shirt, and he says, "twins!"
― Mordy, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
not just local, but these Donald Sutherland Delta spots are starting to irritate me
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7DD6R6JrZk
missed u boo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 April 2014 01:32 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvDqHyqsuo
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
If you were a car dealer in the NY market creating a radio spot for Mets games, why would your script include the phrase "home base"? Maybe let someone who likes baseball read it first?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 May 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
reds radio broadcast: 'if you reach base 96% of the time, you're in the hall of fame. if you have a 96% customer satisfaction rating, you're guaranteed rate'
wut
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 October 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link