why dont black people really like any music other than black music?

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and also, ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOVE BOZ SCAGGS!

petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

some form of stereotyping just happens to result in this being totally underdiscussed, so that white people freak out when they learn that e.g. "omigod black people like Phil Collins???

Fuck, I'm surprised that anyone likes Phil Collins!

Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Friday, 9 September 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

The elephant on the thread: Why does black people never want to rock?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

this one time, nabisco tried to sell me some boz scaggs, and i was all "unhh - just give me the lil jon, and let me leave..."

petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"the reasons for this seem as obvious as, say, southerners listning to southern bands more than people from Maine do."

is it that simple? i dont think this is about geography. its not like the black community in london listens to say, (a british genre like) grime over hip hop and dancehall. if that was the case it would be selling a lot more!

okok, Friday, 9 September 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

(xxp) Which I drag out not to be all "haha" but because there's some very good responses on that thread (incl. from Nabisco).

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 September 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

i find it quite sad that black people only like to listen to black music and not other genres. it seems quite limited. small minded, even.

captainkirk, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, okok? It's an analogy. Geography is not the sole difference between Maine and Alabama.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It's going to be impossible to have an actual discussion on this thread, though, what with race-baiting trolling running through the whole thing (and what with the inevitable part where everyone drops the actual topic and just starts going on about who is and isn't racist / racially condescending, as always happens).

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

but yeah, i think there is an easy explanation for this (ok, okok, we'll call it a possibly isolated hypothetical) phenomena. black culture, specifically the popular variant, has been tarnished so thoroughly and effectively that it is so easy to make a synthetic mock up of something 'real' (in whatever incarnation that realness manifests itself, because it crops up in slightly different guises across the (seemingly narrowing) pandemographic spectrum.) that is easy to hybridize with an existing cultural trope, so that it can be packaged and sold as something new. thus, the need for originality or variance is replaced in part by novelty (50 got shot, pharrell's weird and kinda indie, missy's fat but it's ok, em is white [musta been hard in detroit {see 8 mile}], andre dresses funny, kanye is conflictedm, et al)... and i should admit that at this point, i do feel bad in regarding this stuff this in some way, and would like somebody to point out what's wrong with it... i like rap music, a lot. and maybe that's part of the problem. is the real problem that white people co-opt black culture so fast that they've given up hope/slowed down at producing anything truly new? i sure as hell don't watch moesha, because even though i could probably in some stupid awful sitcom way could relate to the skeleton or the framework of the show (nb, never seen it), i simply don't find it easy to watch an all black sitcom... there's the canon: jeffersons, sanford and son, and the new classics: chapelle show, in living color (not sitcoms, worth noting)... when i was only in to hip hop as a kid, and wore cross colors, and imitated every single hip hop trend (i even had a red green and yellow malcom x hat when i was 11), i liked martin. now i can't watch it. people dig fresh prince because it's like, "damn, that's funny, because that would never happen." at least that's what i believe it is on some level. fuck... i'm rambling... the cough syrup is kicking in.. sorry about all this, i'm pretty ill. illin.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:06 (eighteen years ago) link

you need to watch martin

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

sitcoms with all white people arent very realistic, either!

what is REAL black culture? would would black culture look like/sound like/etc without the tarnish, firstworld?

petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

wow that makes no sense... be back in a little while to clarify.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

that was in re: to my post, btw

firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

You're scaring me, firstworldman. I'm just gonna ignore that post, except that say that Moesha was alright.

Here's the thing. Really seriously. When people say stuff like in this thread title it's basically just a vicious circle of assumptions -- black people "only" listen to e.g. hip-hop if your idea of "authentic blackness" involves traits like listening to hip-hop. Weird black evangelicals who listen to cheesy white-Christian music don't count because they're "exceptions" to this stupid concept of "actual-blackness," and black kids who like indie don't count for the same reason, and 10-year-old middle-class black girls who really like Hillary Duff don't count for the same reason, and so you whittle down to your already-existing idea of what the core of blackness is, and then you look at it like an idiot and say "Hey, how come black people all conform to the exact stereotypes I use to decide what black people are like?"

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

White people drive this this, but black people drive like this.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah youre scaring me too firstworld, not least of all cos your name is FIRSTWORLD. i also dont know what path youre digressing on any more either

okok, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

People are people
so why should it be
you and I can't like Yes
and Young Jeezy?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

is the real problem that white people co-opt black culture so fast that they've given up hope/slowed down at producing anything truly new?

White people pushing derivativeness on the blacks again! Just like crack in the ghettos!

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

why isn't the fresh prince "real"!? i mean i know that it's not real, but isn't it at least "real"?

fresh prince -- "real".
lil jon -- real.
t.i. -- rilly real.
missy -- real
david banner -- Real.
mike jones -- “real”
eminem -- real
2pac -- 4real
biggie -- "Real."

get it?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Nabisco so OTM.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link

the real elephant is the notion of the supposed eclecticism and openness(beyond motown and certain other shared, mostly bygone black cultural detritus) of the vast hordes of white people(in the U.S., at least). Even if you bring white youth and hip-hop into the discussion, you'll find plenty of whites who listen strictly to "urban music" once they've gotten into it. It's all good to get at these issues but let's get the trolling bullshit question good and deconstructed(which nabisco has done admirably) before we start the heavy lifting.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

well, theres more white people in the western world than any other so its natural there will be more white people into other 'non white' musics (interestingly, or perhaps not, i hardly ever see non white people at rock gigs, yet i always see a mix of some sort at other concerts)

okok, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

what i like most about people like captain kirk is that they think they just KNOW all black people inside and out. its this weird national geographic observatory type of thinking about ethnic groups, that they think they can just cast these sweeping judgements at en entire people, like they know them inside and out. i find it really arrogant.

okko, Friday, 9 September 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link


KILL WHITEIE!

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

i find it quite sad that black people only like to listen to black music and not other genres. it seems quite limited. small minded, even.

i love that "black music" is a "genre"

renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

It's more likely that he meant that black music is "genres" (blues, soul, jazz, hip-hop, etc.), which is just as wrong.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

look, there is no answer to this thread simply because creating categorical deinitions of the terms "black people" and "black music" is not only pointless and unhelpful, its also pretty much impossible.

and yes, there are tons of other threads about this very subject, some of which are alternately funnier and more offensive (like the "why does black people never want to rock" thread linked earlier).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

why dont black metal people really like any music other than black metal music?

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

That's one of the funny fuzzy things in this conversation (which I suppose is to be expected, given that it was started by a troll): what does "black music" mean? Genres enjoyed/sustained by black listeners? (Which would make the question kind of tautological, right?) Or music made by black people? The question pretends that they're the same thing for artists as well as listeners, and they're not.

I'm still confused by okok's rock shows without non-white people, though. I don't think I've even been to super-indie shows that didn't at least have a bunch of east Asians there, if not south Asians, black hipsters, etc. And if you talk about mainstream popular-culture "rock" music, there are still reasonable amounts of diversity, whether it's Latinos at a nu-metal show or the near-proportional smattering of all races for Maroon 5 or something.

The main thing that scares me, though, is the weird invisibility of black people who don't fit the standard underclass model. Americans of all races are obsessed with that black-underclass model, but when black people aren't in it -- which is supposedly what we all officially want to happen -- they become invisible, un-"real", absent from the way people think about race. Which is bizarre, since these are exactly the people who come in closest contact with middle-class white people -- they're the regular-old black people working in your office and maybe listening to some Toni Braxton during the commute home, the people you presumably get along with less as "black people" and more as just some folks you know from wherever it is you know them -- and they're cut out of the discourse! Because we continually cut away "real" blackness to mean "the Other" blackness.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

The Washington Post assumed the role of labeling what is 'white' music and what is 'black' music

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread was funnier when the title had broken English.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

"and they're cut out of the discourse! Because we continually cut away "real" blackness to mean "the Other" blackness"

this is interesting... ie, "you're only REALLY black if I'm scared and/or confused by you" is the subtext.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Nabisco = the Jerry Rice of OTM

rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Nabisco = the Jerry Rice of OTM

I'm surprised we still bother to mention when nabisco's otm.

deej.., Friday, 9 September 2005 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

but there's still this issue of 'black people not liking non black music' to contend with. i dont really have a problem with it, personally, as lots of ethnic groups dont really venture out of their musical comfort zone that much so black people arent that different. on the other hand, people dont like saying that cos its seen as a connotation of being small minded or whatever.

or have we dealt with this already by saying that of course black people venture out of 'black music' (as if this is some grand gesture to be applauded), its often just not seen as being 'real' black people (whatever that means) - i suppose in this thread were saying 'white people' as = white masses and 'black people' as black masses. im still not totally into having to justify that yes, black people do listen to non black music though, does it really matter if they dont? its not as if all white people like all black music is it? anyway, i know plenty of black people who like various types of music.

oh this thread is pissing me off.

confuzzled, Friday, 9 September 2005 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.mix2inside.com/loghi/writeBlack%20masses.jpg

rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 9 September 2005 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Another way of approaching this issue would be to ask: Why is such a disproportionate amount of American popular music produced by African Americans? I don't think its that black people are especially provincial in their musical tastes so much as the fact that the most popular music being produced by America comes from their own community.
It would be interesting to discuss why Af-American music has such a great influence (which it has for, as far as I know, almost all of Americas history) but I fear the topic might cause a terminal race panic meltdown.

Horace Wallpull, Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

almost all of Americas history

http://www.lindamcalistertalent.com/gallery/061404-gilliam4.jpg

rogermexico (rogermexico), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I know black Killling Joke fans. I know black metalheads. I know black Firewater fans.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 10 September 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Hell, we all do! But still, you keep 'em away from your sister.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 10 September 2005 01:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Zing!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 10 September 2005 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link


find it quite sad that black people only like to listen to black music and not other genres. it seems quite limited. small minded, even.

the majority of the music i listen to is "black" these days. of course i'm counting anything with a groove so...regardless, i'm not hurting for variety.

simian (dymaxia), Saturday, 10 September 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

The biggest Journey fan I ever met was Haitian.

quality does not equal quality (wetmink), Sunday, 11 September 2005 01:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I've met lots of (non-Latino) black salseros.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 11 September 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

(Of course, there is more than one sense in which salsa is black music.)

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 11 September 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

"we are the only band making authentic black negro music in the world" - brian jones

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 11 September 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i know lotsa black folk who like coldplay. one morning when i was on the subway going to work, there was this black lady on the train who was blasting "clocks" on her i-pod! (true story!!)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 11 September 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

You're telling me that you'd never even considered Geir's deportment on here as abnormal?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link

C'mon, he's some kid of 49 who never goes anywhere, and listens to music all the time in his room. Sometimes he's not on ILM.

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

probably ILM's biggest ever loony, and that's saying something

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, that's enough now

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Geir's never disrupted a funeral or tried to con the families of 9/11 survivors out of money, so he's not the "biggest" loony.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

dom do you think geir is more or less crazy than your average girlfriend

max, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Less, obviously.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Also I'm pretty sure Geir exists and his pics are real.

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

never disrupted a funeral or tried to con the families of 9/11 survivors out of mone

at least these things only happened one time, not every day for years and years

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Who disrupted a funeral / tried to con the families of 9/11 survivors out of money?

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

You're telling me that you'd never even considered Geir's deportment on here as abnormal?
Oh, absolutely. But I always attributed it to a combination of a language barrier and rabid solipsism.

Jazzbo, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Who disrupted a funeral / tried to con the families of 9/11 survivors out of money?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 16:13 (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Let's not.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Seriously, let's not.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah, history.... (xpost yeah, let's not)

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Who disrupted a funeral / tried to con the families of 9/11 survivors out of money?

i'm amazed these subjects weren't discussed at length at the rocktimists/lbzc summit

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Also he isn't a Bill Deedes impersonator.

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I've never heard of those subjects before.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm all at sea

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm amazed these subjects weren't discussed at length at the rocktimists/lbzc summit

― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 16:15 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

We mainly talk about the 90s when we meet up, else Enrique gets a little agitated.

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

"What's 9/11?" being his main point re; current affairs. He can remember the death of Diana, though.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.britmovie.co.uk/actors/d/images/007a.jpg

RIP BIG FELLA

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Are we done here?

Pipe Wrench Fight (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Think we were done here round about post 5?

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.memorygongs.com/come_to_hongro.jpg

― Trayce, Saturday, June 2, 2007 10:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Trayce: That pic goes straight into my Facebook images archive. Great ;)

― Geir Hongro, Sunday, June 3, 2007 12:42 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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