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Well done!

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Yield

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, sorry, went off to have some breakfast. New clue:

Country with its capital in Czechoslovakia (6)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have a paper on me, so here's a classic:
GSEG (9, 4)

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:48 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry, xpost

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Norway

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Scrambled eggs!

(xpost, yes correct)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Not posting the answer to ailsa's but it's my favourite clue ever :)

x-post :)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha I meant's Sam's! Ailsa's is good too though obv.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Gambler mixes rent up (6)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

(I know I didn't win the last one but I thought of that on the train this morning and didn't want to forget)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link

punter!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Punter. (xpost, bah)

I can't think of any more just now - will go trawling through my newspaper recycling box and come back later.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

S is very hush hush (3,9)

Tag (Tag), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link

(3,6) I mean. Spanner.

Tag (Tag), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:09 (eighteen years ago) link

(ailsa or sam do you want this one, or shall I pick one?)

(this thread has saved work)

x-post okay: 'I have recognized my son!' he said proudly (5,2,3)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Tag's is top secret, this one has me stumped...

ledge (ledge), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't work out top secret! :(

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

"s" is the first (top) letter of secret, innit?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Harsh!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link

What's harsh is not having any other letters to at least get a starting point for these...

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I might need to check the 'quickie' clue for that last one :-(

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:31 (eighteen years ago) link

That's my boy!

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

That's my boy.
xpost

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's one I made up.

For a cooking pot brandname, the French put America in a mixed up Greek island. (2, 7)

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

La Creuset.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Le, rather.

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Too easy!

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Too middle-class!

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Italy's the spot for a bunch of mentalists. (3)

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Are cryptics more of a working class thing?

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ILX

beanz (beanz), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Chris, is it not three in the morning over there?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Madchen's "overworked postman" joke to thread!

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link

beanz new clue! (I thinka ailsa and Sam still have one saved up too)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Put back strength about advance (8)

Warning: I read this the other day and thought it was a crap clue, but it lodged itself in my head which is why I'm reproducing it now.

beanz (beanz), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Do they have cryptic crosswords (in this sense) in America?

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Put back? Advance? Too generic! Millions of synonyms! Letters please...

ledge (ledge), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:50 (eighteen years ago) link

R _ _ H _ _ _ E

beanz (beanz), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

recharge

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link

bingo

beanz (beanz), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:58 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry i've got to go for dinner now and don't have any new clues, someone will have to take my go

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Aw crap, I thought about = re, then discarded it.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 9 December 2005 11:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I don't have any old guardians lying about any more = no decent crossword clues to dispense to you. I'll just keep reading and solving if that's alright with you lot.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 12:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I discarded re too :(

Okay supereasy one but I really like the clue: French boulevards of broken dreams (4)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Rues

(too easy, I know)

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 9 December 2005 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm gonna jump in with an old fave:
Love will tear us apart, causing grief (3)

ledge (ledge), Friday, 9 December 2005 12:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought Mondays were supposed to be gentle, but Vlad offered up this:

ROTTEN ROW
Shabby Italian rider’s content to go up bridle path (6,3)

A reversal (‘to go up ‘in a down light) of WORN (‘shabby’) plus dETTORi (Frankie, jockey, ‘Italian rider’) minus the outer letters (‘content’). Rotten Row is a bridle path in Hyde Park, London.

I'm supposed to know that "Italian rider" = some jockey I've never heard of, and then take the outside letters off that? GTFO

I'd never heard of Rotten Row either, but that's my shortcoming I guess.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

Seems a little too indirect, but his wiki page seems to indicate he has been very popular in the UK for a long time, and he’s got an MBE.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link

With a clue like that the thing to do is focus on the definition. It can only be 'shabby' or 'bridle path'. A little research might have led you to Rotten Row, which you then have to retrofit around the other stuff.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

For what it's worth I'd say Frankie Dettori is perhaps the most famous jockey in the UK and probably the only one that a lot of people (i.e. non horse racing fans) could name (myself included). The only other contender I can think of might be Lester Piggott. I'd never get a clue like that though.

brain (krakow), Thursday, 19 August 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

My biggest problem is that it's a vague definition by one example. "Italian rider" doesn't denote "Dettori" any more than "New York slugger" would lead me to "Ruth" vs. say "A-Rod." Maybe it'd be more likely to a non-American? I do think the setter needed "ROTTE" to make the answer work and, as anagram says, retrofit the jockey in there.

Sorry all, I'm not *that* salty about it, but I was so close to completing a very difficult puzzle.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 August 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

Rapper has blood transfusion for heart related thing (6)

ledge, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 09:50 (eleven months ago) link

lol

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 13:21 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

American here. So the bits and pieces clue "Brussels" = EU?

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 July 2023 14:19 (eight months ago) link

Yep, it's where the EU headquarters is.

a holistic digital egosystem (ledge), Friday, 21 July 2023 14:32 (eight months ago) link

Yeah, but that's sorta like "Washington" = USA. Just hadn't seen it before, filing with my knowledge of RA, AB and TT.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 July 2023 14:36 (eight months ago) link

I guess it's referring to the governmental not geographical entity, which makes a bit more sense synecdoche-wise. Probably inspired by endless references to bonkers brussels bureaucrats in the tabloids.

a holistic digital egosystem (ledge), Friday, 21 July 2023 14:41 (eight months ago) link

I also had never seen "uppers" for broke either, but I think I learn a new British slang term every couple of days.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 July 2023 14:50 (eight months ago) link

i'm brassic mate, i'm skint, i'm on me uppers. i can't even qualify for my pension.

a holistic digital egosystem (ledge), Friday, 21 July 2023 14:54 (eight months ago) link

Okay, brassic just blew my mind.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 21 July 2023 15:00 (eight months ago) link

it threw me a bit the first few times i heard it irl. you're what?

a holistic digital egosystem (ledge), Friday, 21 July 2023 15:07 (eight months ago) link

Most posh wine shops getting into alcohol-free (8)

TOFFIEST. I actually got this one with a little guessing, but it cracked me up because both parts of the clue, plus the answer, are three things that an American who has never encountered a cryptic crossword would be flabbergasted by.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 31 July 2023 14:21 (eight months ago) link

(narrator) I was still flabbergasted.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 31 July 2023 14:22 (eight months ago) link

That is funny, but I although I could work out what “toffiest” means I’ve never heard it used. For that matter, I’ve never heard anyone say “toffy” meaning posh (or manifesting as posh). Toff, by all means.

Tim, Monday, 31 July 2023 14:37 (eight months ago) link

five months pass...

Doing cryptics every few days I encounter a new slang term I’ve never heard before. Today it’s budgie smuggler.

Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 02:29 (two months ago) link

Pretty much universally understood here in Australia, expressions like this are what we have instead of culture (with apologies to our First Peoples)

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Tuesday, 23 January 2024 05:53 (two months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Lots of them in this week’s Quiptic: clobber, beanfeast, browned off, as well as discovering that spaghetti on toast is a thing.

Requiem for a Dream: The Musical! (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:34 (one month ago) link

I would imagine it's mostly done with tinned spaghetti, similar to beans on toast (obviously i am far too well bred to have ever had such a thing myself).

ledge, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 09:37 (one month ago) link

That’s it exactly, looks particularly nauseating with SpaghettiOs.

Requiem for a Dream: The Musical! (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 13:16 (one month ago) link


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