I saw a man have a heart attack and die at lunch today.

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By leftovers, he means the wife.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

the people at the table had the nerve to come back over to her body and pick it up off the ground and return it to the table for sale. No lie.

-- Alan Conceicao (deadandrestles...), November 29th, 2005 12:17 PM. (later)

It should have been buried with her.

― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

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― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:05 (eighteen years ago) link

When I post this I will already be dying in an irrevocable manner.

But he was still able to post a second message. He has supah powahs.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 08:28 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

oh my god. that is really fucking awful.

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

it sounds like a scene out six feet under. i mean, i really don't think i would have been any less hysterical had i been the wife.

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

RIP
NEVER FORGET

― Matt #2, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

ILE has gotten a lot more compassionate it seems. I mean I'm new, but damn.

― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

honestly!

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

rly if i sw that happen at lunch i'd be the person bawling in my salad and then trying to calm the wife down. i'm very affected by this kind of thing.

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

we lost a real soldier in Alan Conceicao. RIP.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Ballin' in your salad is my next LP BTW.

― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Missed that. Did Alan Conceicao die?

― humansuit, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

rly, pls explain

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Adolph bin Streisand is a notorious cockfarmer around here so I wouldn't get too worked up about what he says he saw, TBH.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

ballin on you salads
this is t.i.p.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

cockfarmers have feelings too.

― ken c, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

if we can't joke about a man dropping dead, what CAN we joke about?

― kenan, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

ramzi why in fuck would you revive this thread

― gff, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

big jpegs

― ken c, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link

good question i really don't remember what kind of search prompted this. probably a lunch search

― Surmounter, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link

good job.

― ken c, Thursday, 2 August 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

rip

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 12 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

An aside from those seeking to lower the likelihood: coronaries are common during and after fatty meals, and the mechanisms involved (postprandial lipemia & endotoxemia, endothelial inflammation, matrix metalloproteinase expression, plaque rupture, downstream thrombosis) are becoming clear 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. People can live with stable plaques, but inflaming their caps every meal is a bad idea.

― gesticulating Pez dispenser (Sanpaku), Monday, 12 September 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

wow is this, like, the worst thread of all time?

― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

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