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HI TREAT xpost 2 Lo-P!

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

hi deer.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

They are utter rubbish. They sound like The Clash falling down a flight of stairs while drunk. Don't bother listening to them. But if you can figure out a way to LOOK AT THEM without actually having to hear their music, please let me know how coz I'd like to try!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

:D

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you think sealing my ears up with candle wax will do the job?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Maybe candle wax, if combined with those special noise reduction headphones that block out the sound of the outside world...

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Kate, I think you already *did* find a way to look at them without hearing them, no?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

What, masturbation?

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

That, too.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Those pics are already masturbalicious, is what I'm saying.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.dinosaur.org/celdinos/images/cdlwchal01.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.globalherbalsupplies.com/earcandles/images/candlespic.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.amethystlake.co.nz/images/ear%20candle%20demo.JPG

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.relfe.com/Images/ear-candle-1-200w.gif

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.earcandlesbylouise.co.nz/images/howto.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

What ARE those people doing? Is that some kinky kind of sex thing, or some weird kind of drug thing?

Either of which would be appropriate, but still, I wanna know!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a natural method for getting wax build-up out of your ears.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:29 (nineteen years ago) link

by sticking a big stick of wax in your ears? that's what I call counterintuitive.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

It did take my mind off of my penis for a moment, though, so thanks for that.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

It feels REALLY weird, too.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Not your penis, but the ear candle.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Let's say both.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

No, no, my doctor has expressly forbidden me to have any more ear fun, it gave me perpetual ear infections throughout my 20s.

Still, I'm going to hold on to the idea that it's some kind of kinky pervy drug thing, and incorporate it into my libertines wank fantasies work.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Kate, I'm getting horny thinking about YOU.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

So sleep deprivation makes one really horny, huh? I never knew.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

ear fun? You MUST elaborate.

um... I guess I've had it in the ear before...

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

weed make professor challenger horny

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

candles and penises both flout the never put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear rule.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

So sleep deprivation makes one really horny, huh? I never knew.

I think that may just be me. I haven't compared notes on that one before.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

No, it does.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

No, no, no, we just used to call it "aural sex" it didn't actually involve sex. Just those weird fizzing eardrops and cotton buds. When you're on, ha-HEM substances, it feels *really* nice.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm getting horny thinking about andrew and kate and kate daydreaming about the libertines.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

No, it does.

It really, really does. (2:44am here)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm getting horny thinking about fizzing eardrops. I win!

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Well fuckit I'll throw Mandee into the mix here... Hrmmm..

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

mmmm "ear drops"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

i will take a picture of my package through my fancy trousers and post it here

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

praise jah, i am not alone. Does it work for women, though?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

My girlfriend attests that it does.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

And would be shocked and horrified to read this thread, I'm sure.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone is horny now? My work is done! Off to Notting Hell and Death Disco with me now!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

be careful out there. don't lick any john williamses, and come home safe.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

Oh, that's right, I remember now.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I'll get you next time, Danger Whore! Next time!!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I used to put these drops in my ear to make the wax dissolve.. the fizzing and popping was so excruciatingly delightful.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

That's only somewhat arousing, Mandee. You've got to give me more details to go with here. Although less about the earwax would be nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Thread killed, murdered, and maimed.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

stabbed, raped, dismembered, quicklimed...

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

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Hmmm... not wanking but posting. Sounds like a Stevie Smith poem.


Nobody heard him, the bored man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was spending too much time on ilx
And not wanking but posting.

Poor dog, he always loved barking
And now he's bored.
They must have been too bold for him his balls gave way,
They said.

Oh, no no no, it was too bold always
(Still the bored one lay moaning)
I stayed in all my life
Not wanking but posting.

― angle of dateh, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 10:02 (eighteen years ago) link

amazon is here for you

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

You can get anything on amazon now, huh?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, I had more stupid dreams last night grrrr

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

six months pass...
"..."

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

agreed

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 24 February 2006 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Two words. Bed death.

*sigh*

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 24 February 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

hot weather has brought out the hott girls. they're everywhere and you can't touch them! aaaargh!!

― destroye's noobies (haitch), Friday, 24 February 2006 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://www.freewebs.com/kattmatt/Pan_Horned_God.jpg

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

oh jesus wow

this is a dark day for gershy's reputation

― I want sprinkles (country matters), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole/images/d003.jpg

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

would like to see more dilbert/jerkcity hybrid plz

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole.html

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3658.gif

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

the phrase "after the jump" grates on me for some reason

― pro bowl was fun (omar little), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i think the first time i really noticed it was when i was readinClick for more!

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

See also "under the fold".

― ----> (libcrypt), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Below the fold? Something like that.

― ----> (libcrypt), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not really feeling the thread title per se, I'm just stressed and sick and very tired and want a masculine chest to put my head on.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

luna sure was horny a lot

― max, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

it's hard to have sex when you don't exist.

― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

No, no, my doctor has expressly forbidden me to have any more ear fun, it gave me perpetual ear infections throughout my 20s.

― kumquat millionaire (some dude), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

glad this thread is getting bumped right at the same time as "is ilx a bad thing"

― max, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Laurel otm

― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link


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