American Beauty - I'm a fucking dumbass

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Same with Time Bandits. If I really liked a movie I would then go buy the comic book.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

all movie theatres should always have an old jeff bridges movie running every day.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

STARMANG

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Winter Kills!

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:32 (nineteen years ago) link

That's taking things too far.

xpost, I meant Starman.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Same with Time Bandits. If I really liked a movie I would then go buy the comic book.

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), June 8th, 2004 8:30 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)


stan lee presents charles foster kane vs. the fantastic four

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i would go see a Fat City/Fearless double bill in a friggin' heartbeat!!

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Kevin Spacey's performances are all founded on his stellar work as a coke-sniffing Manhattan executive who attempts to feel up Melanie Griffith in Working Girl. American Beauty is indeed ass.

I like Amelie though.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I've said it before: Anybody who doesn't like Amelie has no soul.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Amelie a lot and liked American Beauty quite a lot at the time too. So naff off.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

This movie really impressed me when it first came out.

Then I saw other movies, and realized that the closing voiceover was the worst thing ever.

(one of the indie-film mags this month mentions that the grocery bag video was stolen from another filmmaker)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw Amelie, and thought it was cute.

I saw American Beauty, and thought it was confused. Not confusing, just confused.

I saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and thought it was an indie Love Actually, therefor bollox.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

He died? Crikey, I only saw the movie once, but I so don't remember him dying in it. Shows how selective my memory is when it comes to movie plots. No wonder I'm film deaf.

Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

see some silent films then!

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

what other movies did you see to make you rethink AB milo? been a while since i saw AB but i don't see anything that wrong with it (as usual it seems people are just annoyed that critics give it 5 stars when it's only 3 or something...but 3 stars would hardly make it an awful film).

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I f*cking hate this stupid ass f*cking movie.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

amelie is harmless twee indie fluff, whereas american beauty is actively annoying portentous (in that condescending kubrickian "improve the audience" way) self-pitying bullshit. i pick the former, any day.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:04 (nineteen years ago) link

AB is an ordinary decent movie. Has its mooments ("I RULE!") and its shitters (Oh, Mena was a virgin after all, oh, the dad was a repressed gay Nazi sympantythiser, oh, Annette Bening is so long suffering, oh, Jack Ryan's daughter had it so tough and let's joke about killing Dad who has hardly even lives up to the Matos standard of fatherhood, hardly Homer and Lisa now, was it?, wasn't Ed Norton's yuppie revulsion in Fight Club so much better and Oscar 'worthy'?).

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I also hope ridiculous is secretly Sam Mendes.

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:05 (nineteen years ago) link

AB was pretty good despite its many gauchenesses. Stood up to a second viewing much better than I expected as well.
Amelie, on the other hand is unwatchable drivel, no way I could watch the whole thing once never mind twice.

frankiemachine, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think Kubrick comes into it; whatever you think of SK, he has a radically more pessimistic worldview than Mendes, and I don't think he was trying to improve anyone. Mendes has a very English view of filmmaking: first you have 'content' (ie script); then you add visuals. This is the wrong way to go about things.

If anything, as I said at the time, AB is a sanitized version of 'Blue Velvet'. I can't remember why I said it then, but whatever. I think it has improved in my estimation, anyway, and Lynch has gone down the dumper.

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, enrique, i was overstating the case with kubrick, it's just that in some ways AB sort of reminds me of all the worst elements of SK's films - especially in its mildly misanthropic treatment of all the characters except lester burnham. i don't think content over visuals is necessarily a bad way to go (my fave director is howard hawks, after all), but the visuals in AB just struck me as so pointlessly decorative and tacky - like a dime store version of powell and pressburger.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Exactly -- the visuals were like, 'let's put on some dazzle' after the rest had been worked out. Rather than the images expressing much (except you know, suburbs are dull, rain is foreboding...).

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

but the content is surely more important, and people have problems with AB's content/messages, as well as the visual themes and whatnot. how do you make a film like American Beauty without addressing content before visuals? given that the visuals are not all that important to the film's message ultimately (but obv. useful in empthasisng Spacey's character's intoxication with Suvari's character etc.). and does this mean Gondry got the balance better with ESOTSM?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Mendes has a very English view of filmmaking: first you have 'content' (ie script); then you add visuals. This is the wrong way to go about things.

What's so English about that? most films are made this way, surely. I do agree it's a bad thing though. i haven't been to the movies for about 4 months ( i used to go maybe twice a week at one point) and can't see the point anymore.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

The worst thing about American Beauty is how it needed point out and underline everything it had to say. It was like an unsubtle version of The Ice Storm. Amélie was much better because it wasn't trying to be clever or witty, just cute and emotional.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Without the heavy hand, this would've been a much better movie. (Ronan shouldn't have made that cameo)

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:35 (nineteen years ago) link

it's also completely unfunny and because most of the unfunniness is delivered by Kevin Spacey, whose Narcissism onscreen is just overwhelming, it makes you feel a bit Nauseous.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:35 (nineteen years ago) link

also Tuomas OTM. i dont want to go on my usual I Hate Spacey rant too much but can he couldn't do subtle, i don't think, his whole performance style is "underlined".

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:41 (nineteen years ago) link

and does this mean Gondry got the balance better with ESOTSM?

What I meant was, content != script. Content *is* visuals. In AB I think the visuals were an adornment to some good line-readings (as Pauline Kael pointed out). I think Gondry and Kaufmann found an amazing way of doing ESOTSM: I can't imagine what the script looked like, but the visuals *are* the story, the process of memory fading is up there on screen. I mean it's horses for courses, but as a marker I remember the weekend I saw it as being freezing cold. It wasn't at all, but the film was so bleak and wintry it got into my bones.

Oh yeah, when I first reviewed AB: 'sex, lies, and videotape' y'all!!! And yes, 'The Ice Storm', definitely (again, a big visual metaphor that works).

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"Mendes has a very English view of filmmaking: first you have 'content' (ie script); then you add visuals."

I don't see this as characteristically English. Agree it gives the film a certain old-fashioned quality but "essentially cinematic" > "essentially literary" is too lazy a critical cliche. You'd have to throw an awful lot of babies out with that bathwater (the whole of Wilder, for example, not to mention a host of obviously stagey masterpieces like "All About Eve").

frankiemachine, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I know, it's not a universally-applicable theory, but it was a post, not a thesis. Anyway, I'll do w/out Wilder easily enough!

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i wouldn't include wilder in that group: i've never found his films stagy, tho he's obv not a "flashy" director.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, Enrique, but "This is the wrong way to go about things" sounded like an attempt at a universal truth to me!! And, JD, whether or not you think Wilder is stagey (and I find it difficult to see how you could argue that, say, "The Apartment" isn't) he was definitely a guy who wrote a script and then added visuals.

frankiemachine, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Who smokes high grade weed and then goes and lifts weights?!

Michael B, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha ILXer in 'upping ante' shockah! Fair play, yeah.

ALTHOUGH I don't think 'The Apartment' is all that stagey, ie the great office scenes (pedants know that these were borrowed from Vidor and Lubitsch). But Wilder certainly did approach material with script paramount, yeah.

Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Who smokes high grade weed and then goes and lifts weights?!

a HERO

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:12 (nineteen years ago) link

You like getting nailed by the king!

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 10:14 (nineteen years ago) link

calling the film 'Fuck Me Your Majesteeee' would've made it loads better

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ice Storm was a better film, but I still liked American Beauty.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

american beauty is possibly the biggest heap of shit i've watche din ages. etsotsm is fabulous, i'm with enrq on this one.

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link

you want to see real estate saleswomen feeling lonely in empty apartments + alienation of the "striving class" in general + the futile attempts to recapture youth = you want taiwanese cinema, specifically Edward Yang and Tsai Ming-liang, each of whom takes craps that are more interesting than AB

i agree w/the person who says it's a "confused" movie. it's about a guy who gives it all up, this whole treadmill of material ambition, and we sneer at his wife's concern for her sofa yet cheer when he buys himself a snazzy convertible.

but the movie "works." the story, confused as it is, as politically nowhere as it is, is well-told. it's the kind of thing audiences used to take for granted in the forties and fifties: pedestrian tales told competently, with a few brilliant moments of performance.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

no desire to see kevin spacey jerking off, but the movie gets points for the WEED LOVE LOVE

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i figure New York's got so many plastic bags drifting down the street, once that video kid gets there his head'll be spinning. so much Beauty!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever you think of SK, he has a radically more pessimistic worldview

People say this all the time, and maybe I'm just reading attitudes into him that aren't there, but... are you sure?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

let's joke about killing Dad who has hardly even lives up to the Matos standard of fatherhood

I know what you mean by this but I must note that I'm not actually a father. Just so Googlers don't get confused

Matos W.K. in Mpls (M Matos), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Ya hear that, googlers? Don't get confused, now.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:34 (nineteen years ago) link

ha, i did wonder for a moment...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't try it.

Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I think The Ice Storm is to American Beauty what Your Friends and Neighbors is to Happiness: a better, subtler film with a similar plot and themes, which got less attention because it was less in-your-face. Happiness is still better than American Beauty, and even AB has it's moments, but I prefer TIS and YFaN over these two.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

whew how lucky Kevin Spacey is gay

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:15 (one year ago) link

This was also DreamWorks first solo 'Prestige Picture', and they threw a lotta money into promotion, keeping it on n theatres building on word of mouth after a disappointing opening etc.

that critic is probably right about other critics' identifications but lol @ weed dealing as more a cause for handwringing than voyeurism and the "homophobes are secretly gay" trope attacked for being *too* PC - 1999 really was another planet

Left, Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link

I'm sorry to say that even the usually reliable David Denby of The New Yorker seems to have popped his cork, proclaiming it "by far the strongest American film of the year."

Oh New Yorker paws

jmm, Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link

keep looking at this thread like it's a band name and album title, and that's more entertaining to me than the movie ever was

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 January 2023 00:47 (one year ago) link

xp is that for American Beauty or The Incredibles 2?

circa1916, Sunday, 15 January 2023 01:48 (one year ago) link

you know what's worse than American Beauty? Road to Perdition.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 15 January 2023 02:08 (one year ago) link

This asshole can't even make fun James Bond movies.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 15 January 2023 02:08 (one year ago) link

I'd also like to think that if American Beauty is remembered at all, it will be as the movie in which a potential future first lady performs vigorous, if simulated, sexual intercourse while shouting obscenities.

That potential future first lady is Bening. She is, of course, the real-life wife of Warren Beatty - a man who may or may not be serious about running for the presidency.

If he is, and if he should somehow win, then American Beauty, in which Bening and Gallagher appear to make love, could become a curious cultural artifact - the Bedtime for Bonzo of our wilder, crazier times.

That's the way I prefer to look at it, anyway.

symsymsym, Sunday, 15 January 2023 06:25 (one year ago) link

dat critic delmar

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 January 2023 06:36 (one year ago) link

I was trying to find David Denby's review and came across Jonathan Rosenbaum's:

https://jonathanrosenbaum.net/2020/03/getting-it-both-ways/

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2023 03:36 (one year ago) link

That's ... not one of his finer moments

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 16 January 2023 13:34 (one year ago) link

Like that review a lot. One of the best things a critic can do is surprise you. Kael and Kauffmann used to surprise me all the time; Armond White, at least in his present guise, never surprises me.

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link

Surprise the reader with a new perspective on a film. JRo's review on this one only indicates he was snowballed

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 16 January 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link

I know you already know this, but I meant in terms of what a critic likes and doesn't like.

It isn’t surprising that this DreamWorks movie is the love child of Steven Spielberg, who bought the script and hired the director...

Don't think I knew that.

clemenza, Monday, 16 January 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link

now that I'm old I realize it was more Midlife Crisis: The Movie where idolizing teenagers or attempting to live out your teenage dream leaves you dead or a murderer recognizing your own sexuality

mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link

(I kid, but wow the "teenagers are working through things but recognize true beauty/have true beauty" bit was overwrought by so many degrees)

mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:47 (one year ago) link

American Beauty, Alan Ball
Being John Malkovich, Charlie Kaufman
Magnolia, Paul Thomas Anderson
The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan
Topsy-Turvy, Mike Leigh

I think the only one of these I could stomach watching these days is Topsy Turvy.

Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

well he only ends up dead because the world has conspired against his cool rock n roll rebirth iirc

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

I haven’t seen a really good Sam Mendes film yet. Skyfall was the most superficially impressive just because of some screencap-worthy imagery but the guy can’t direct a dynamic action scene to save his life.

omar little, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link

I think the only one of these I could stomach watching these days is Topsy Turvy.

I haven't your unyielding good taste

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link

New Sam Mendes looks terrible.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link

The thread where we anticipate Sam Mendes' "Sweeney Todd" movie

Rule: if you want to jump all over this, you have to first pay money to actually see the film. (This will keep me safe.)

clemenza, Thursday, 19 January 2023 15:53 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

thought the #babylon finale needed a punchup. pic.twitter.com/S0CjeCH679

— alex gradet 🐀 (@menace2snacks) February 2, 2023



It’s the inclusion of the dumb plastic bag from American Beauty that sends this over the top

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Saturday, 4 February 2023 16:32 (one year ago) link


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