ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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:-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

oh lord above.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

I strongly suggest viewing the main site. Thank you, Ming, for making us laugh about love, again.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

DID U SEE HIM TAKE DOWN BRAD PITT WITH THE FUCKING ARROWS AND BOW AND SHIT? WHO TAKES DOWN BRAD PITT IT'S ORNALOD BLOMPS ERIC BANA FUCK U. PRADISENT!!! HOLY SHIT.

― FUCK, Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

If you're not using that brain, can I have it? I need to create an AOL account. Cheers.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh I do like "Ornalod Blomps". Well done.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 May 2004 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I have to agree with the sentiment re Eric Bana I must say.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/first_look_pictures/chopper/eric_bana/chopper.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ok to stop pretending to be a random googler for a second now, how the hell did this really random joke end up on some unrelated random website? I'm actually really curious about this.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Nice one Ally. ;-) As for the unrelated etc., I suspect the person behind the website lurks here or else this became a meme without our noticing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The day after it was posted here! Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Ornaldo Bloomps - please get out of my head. You are disrupting my peace. Thank you.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Troy = Ornaldo Bloomps upskirt!!!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 16 May 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ok seriously of all the fucking things to make it off ILX as a meme, THIS?

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It's weirdly mind-sticky though. Two weeks ago I woke up at 6:23am and my first thought was "Ornaldo Bloomps" I groaned and tried to go back to sleep but it was no use... Bloomps Bloomps Bloomps... get out of my head!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

He was in a sketch comedy show called Full Frontal, in which he did a few character parts that really weren't that funny. He then went on to get his own sketch show called Eric, which also wasn't that funny, and lasted about a month. He was also in the iconic low-budget Australian film The Castle.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

He is hilarious in Chopper. What happened? Now he's the guy you call in when you can't afford Russell Crowe.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right about it being weirdly mind-sticky. I'll never see the man again without calling him "Ornaldo Bloomps" and describe whatever he is doing with a "DAAAAMN" at the end.

― Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how his hair fits between the background and the text

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ornaldo bloomps = the kind of thing you share with even yr non-ILX friends.

when i first saw this thread, friends of mine were in the room as well and have contributed to the spreading of the ornaldo bloomps meme.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ORNALDO A BOOK BY VIRGIN WOLF
LEO BLOOMPS A MODREN UYSSLES
TOOTEE

― TOOTEE, Monday, 17 May 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

PEEPOLE I NO WHO DNTO EVEN AHVE A CUMPEWTER SAY ORNALDO BLOOMS NOW OMG LOL ROFFLE YO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I haff infected my b/fs brane with the BLOOMPS meme, he luvs it too. He goes round shouting ORNALDO BLOOMPS and DEEJAY GRIZZ!!! NOOOO! all the time... man, we need to get one life :-/

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...

revive

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Saturday, 2 October 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i was thinking about this yesterday, for no particular reason.

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I still love this thread very, very much

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

A while ago I saw a t-shirt on which is printed "Mrs. Orlando Bloom." Words cannot express how much I wanted one that reads "Mrs. Ornaldo Bloomps."

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 2 October 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you seen that Anna Nicole Simpson commercial for TrimSpa? She's rolling around in the surf with an un-named actor - who is SURELY the great ORNALDO BLOOMPS.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I've printed out the graphic and put it up at my work desk. I get bemused comments about it on a regular basis. The t-shirt idea sounds essential.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 2 October 2004 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

So this is where it all started! I must've missed this thread in January.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, my friend, the sweet and wonderful origin of the insanity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I want a T-shirt too! If I can't vote for the US president, at least I can make my views clear for everyone.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

(hi Ned, check your email)

― Paul (scifisoul), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I did -- e-mailed back and am trying to call now but it's not letting me dial through. Will send my phone number to all your addresses now, call me back ASAP, at least before 10:30 am.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 3 October 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

The name Orlando Bloom has lost all meaning. Wait...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 3 October 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

this is odd. just last night, we were foolishly talking about reviving this thread, and wow, here it is.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I am unable to pronounce orlando correctly anymore. It always come out "ornaldo".

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 3 October 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I know :\

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 4 October 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ah THAT's what it says on the end of "When you wasn't Famous"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Can I put this on a t-shirt?

And now we learn from Allyzay that this has been done, at least in part.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope the presidetn is on the front and the elephant thing on the back

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ANALORD BLOOMPS

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is, the underrated bit of the thread is really DiMarceau Fishpower.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Absolutely.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Ornaldo would've done a much better job than what we got.

― L@yn@ @. (L@yn@ @.), Friday, 2 June 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 2 June 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I cannot wait til it gets cold again so I can wear my Ornaldo Bloomps shirt. Damn you, summer!

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I still can't believe that is Eric Bana and not, like, a young John Goodman.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

― Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

Damn.

― Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt
— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

― Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (three years ago) link

This is why we elected him presidetn

― Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

― treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

also eyeing up beautiful cows

― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.

― nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

(plant) based bloomps

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link

green powders

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (three years ago) link

His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."

OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (three years ago) link

And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.

― pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.

― chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

― Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (three years ago) link

anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise

― scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

lol, wow

― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (two years ago) link

wait, what happened to my uh shirt

― Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

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