the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

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can't believe jay batman returned and i was asleep ;_;

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:29 (six years ago) Permalink

wait, he got sb'd? ;_; rip lolz

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:30 (six years ago) Permalink

mod banned iirc

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink

ah, thx -- goodnight sweet knight

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 19:40 (six years ago) Permalink

wanted to respond to this from the now locked og batman thread:

―! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Markers you magnificent bastard <3 If ever a gif was appropriate it's this one, made before this Batmeltdown on here)

―! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, June 13, 2011 6:49 PM

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

markers, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 20:23 (six years ago) Permalink

It's not the founding fathers these dudes love, it's the romantic idea of the founding fathers, which absolves them of responsibility for the present. What did the founding fathers think about the income tax, health care, abortion, oil, war in the middle east, etc? Pretty much nothing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 June 2011 20:01 (six years ago) Permalink

well hasn't that always been the thing with these dorks? strict constitutionalists that also like to bloviate about what the founders would have thought about modern developments. it's like one or the other, guys

all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Friday, 17 June 2011 20:03 (six years ago) Permalink

hitchens evisceration of mamets book is pretty good but even funnier than hitch's review are the actual quotes from the book, such as

"The BP gulf oil leak . . . was bad. The leak of thousands of classified military documents by Julian Assange on WikiLeaks was good. Why?"

☂ (max), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:16 (six years ago) Permalink

shockingly, wingnutdaily "op-ed" begins: "I know this sounds crazy."

Yet, all it would take is for one state to recognize that – real or fraudulent – the document he released affirms he does not meet the requirements of a "natural born citizen." In fact, he is a walking, talking, breathing example of what a "natural born citizen" is not – complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared.

June 18, 2011

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:53 (six years ago) Permalink

how are they going to fill a week, is my other question

everything they've listed so far could be knocked out in an afternoon

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, June 15, 2011 3:47 PM (3 days ago)

lets be fair given the parenting that leads to sending your kids to something like this odds are the kids will be a little slow

lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:12 (six years ago) Permalink

If I were as prone to sloganizing as Mamet, I’d keep clear of bumper-sticker comparisons altogether.

I wonder what a smart but mislead writer like Mamet thinks about being taken down by an equally smart writer who a) can't be easily dismissed as an idiot and b) can't be dismissed a mere ideological analog? I bet a Mamet response would be predictably bellicose, but surely he'd recognize, at least privately, that he just got his ass kicked in public.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:24 (six years ago) Permalink

otm and the moment I finished the Hitchens review I googled around to see if Mamet had responded. Hitchens was the perfect person to get to review that book.

Mordy, Saturday, 18 June 2011 20:32 (six years ago) Permalink

Mamet is crazy and will continue to be crazy.

little mushroom person (abanana), Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:58 (six years ago) Permalink

i know we have a lawless warmonger in office and all but that shit is hilarious

goole, Saturday, 18 June 2011 22:59 (six years ago) Permalink

lmao <3 awesome move & full cred 2 u now and forever for bringing that image into a jb context

― markers, Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:23 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3! (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:13 (six years ago) Permalink

complete with the dual loyalties the founders feared

Know what else the founders feared? Getting sick and going to the doctor and HAVING LEECHES SUCK OUT THEIR BLOOD. Also smallpox, scurvy, and baths.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Get a life, lib dopes. There's nothing wrong with laughing at some well-written n|i|gger jokes.

Semper Fi!
BY PROUD CONSERVATIVE on 06/18/2011 at 17:56


chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:16 (six years ago) Permalink

i'm more offended by the idea that the jokes were well-written

J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 June 2011 20:28 (six years ago) Permalink

need to work on the drawn out end credits

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 23 June 2011 20:38 (six years ago) Permalink

not interesting in and of itself, but evidence that the PUA-dudebro and basic 'conservative' webworlds are well connected

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:01 (six years ago) Permalink

Why the hell would you link to that from a political blog and reference PUA unless you have some weird thing about women?

mh, Friday, 24 June 2011 22:02 (six years ago) Permalink

The right has some weird thing about women.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 23:34 (six years ago) Permalink


phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 23:34 (six years ago) Permalink

What the hell?? John McCain blames the illegals for the wildfires in AZ...

Jesse, Saturday, 25 June 2011 14:44 (six years ago) Permalink

The case centers around Giordano's owner John Apostolou, who was forced to give up his control of the pizza chain, which he's owned since 1988, after his businesses fell into $45.5 million worth of debt. The chain has been under bankruptcy protection since February, but Apostolou only lost control after he submitted some court filings in the style of the sovereign citizen movement. One filing declared that Apostolous and his wife are "American Freemen, free inhabitants of the Illinois state, and we find it impossible to obtain State declared Legal Tender at Law." They also said they don't believe in U.S. currency or the legal system, typical beliefs of sovereign citizens, who generally consider almost all branches of the U.S. government to be illegitimate.

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:14 (six years ago) Permalink


☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:14 (six years ago) Permalink

when can we a pynchon book about these effing wackos

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:14 (six years ago) Permalink

I knew their pizza was wrong somehow!

mh, Thursday, 30 June 2011 05:44 (six years ago) Permalink

What did people pay for their pizza with? Was it some kind of barter system?

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 30 June 2011 06:47 (six years ago) Permalink

omg Girodano's!

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 30 June 2011 11:19 (six years ago) Permalink

so, reading into this a little, the pizza man, in dire straits, did some up some 'halp with taxes' searches on the internet, and ran into the sovereign dudes, and then hired one?

~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:13 (six years ago) Permalink

yeah, seems like it

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:22 (six years ago) Permalink

iirc something similar happened to wesley snipes, though i dont think it was specifically a sovcit type

☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 13:22 (six years ago) Permalink

You don't need to google the truth.

textbook blows on the head (dowd), Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:50 (six years ago) Permalink


The rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin's book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in anticipation of an army of fans.

"'Camping out' is not allowed," the rules read. "Beginning at 5 a.m., guests will be allowed to line up."

But there was no teeming crowd of rabid Palinites at 5 a.m. And less than a half hour into the appearance of Bristol, Sarah, and Todd Palin, the crowd had dwindled to a trickle of latecomers.

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:14 (six years ago) Permalink

did some up some 'halp with taxes' searches on the internet, and ran into the sovereign dudes, and then hired one

what did he pay with? a hog? goods and services?

j., Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:14 (six years ago) Permalink


phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:04 (six years ago) Permalink

does he trade pizzas to his customers?

j., Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:58 (six years ago) Permalink

sign me up for this pizza based economic model

brownie, Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:59 (six years ago) Permalink

That will be a 50-pizza registration fee, please.

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:00 (six years ago) Permalink

do you take calzones

brownie, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:02 (six years ago) Permalink

What are you, some kind of foreigner?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:04 (six years ago) Permalink

speaking of batshit summer camps:

gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:43 (six years ago) Permalink

From one of the first comments:

I've considered myself a Libertarian for many years, but have to say that I found their views a bit extreme. I didn't know that there were some branches of Libertarianism that were against government regulating food or medicine safety.

iow, I've been calling myself a libertarian because it sounds nice, but I have never taken the slightest effort to discover what "libertarian" might mean.

Aimless, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:51 (six years ago) Permalink

when I was in high school, there was maybe a 15-minute window where I thought the concept of libertarianism was worth investigating; those 15 minutes ended when I realized the person I was discussing this with was a disenfranchised just-slightly-short-of-being-racist douche who considered the Civil Rights Act to be an overreach of government

DJP, Friday, 1 July 2011 18:55 (six years ago) Permalink

I think that anyone who is an actual Libertarian has to think that! The rest are just enthralled with the romanticism of some ideas, imo

mh, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:02 (six years ago) Permalink

whenever i take that "political compass" test (something i've been doing for what seems like decades now), i wind up deep in left/libertarian territory, between the little "dalai lama" and "nelson mandela" dots.

Economic Left/Right: -4.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.69

this inclined me, once upon a time, to think that i might actually be a libertarian. at least until i found out what actual, real-world "libertarians" were all about. now i have no home. :(

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 1 July 2011 19:08 (six years ago) Permalink

come on yall, there is such a thing as left libertarianism

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 19:10 (six years ago) Permalink

Hearing that whole thing in the voice of Longmont Potion Castle guy.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:32 (one year ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

LEAWOOD, Kansas — Erica Massman, a moderate Kansas Republican, refers to the building where her daughter attends fourth grade as a public school.

Ms. Massman’s mother, whose politics tilt further to the right, calls it something else: a government school.

“My mother, who is a Tea Party person, started saying ‘government schools’ all the time,” said Ms. Massman, recalling when she first heard the phrase around 2010. “I remember thinking, ‘Wow.’”

Kansas has for years been the stage for a messy school funding fight that has shaken the Legislature and reached the State Supreme Court. Gov. Sam Brownback, a Republican, and his political allies threatened to defy the court on education spending and slashed income taxes in their effort to make the state a model of conservatism.

Somewhere along the way, the term “government schools” entered the lexicon in place of references to the public school system.


j., Saturday, 9 July 2016 23:25 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

since they turned up on the contrlolz thread once upon a time:


Read all the stuff under the "About" tab.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

mde is awesome... though not very ilx friendly

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, October 11, 2013 9:15 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

check it out:

goole, Thursday, 25 August 2016 20:46 (one year ago) Permalink

jesus, that's fucking sickening. dudes like this are such a hateful waste of carbon.

beer say hi to me (stevie), Friday, 26 August 2016 10:01 (one year ago) Permalink

not massively surprised ade found them "awesome"

beer say hi to me (stevie), Friday, 26 August 2016 10:03 (one year ago) Permalink

watched the first 2 eps last night. it's very tim + eric. during the first ep it was weird enough that i couldn't tell what exactly made it right-wing as opposed to just weird + off-putting. the second ep tho def had moments where they just drop the entire facade of humor for some red pill shit.

Mordy, Friday, 26 August 2016 13:09 (one year ago) Permalink

Gov. Paul LePage (R-Maine) leaves profanity-laced message for state representative, wishes he could kill him in a duel:

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 26 August 2016 14:50 (one year ago) Permalink

Prove I'm a racist...? How about we just quote his own words back at him:

"The traffickers -- these aren't people who take drugs. These are guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty," he said. "These type of guys that come from Connecticut and New York. They come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home."

He continued: "Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 26 August 2016 17:11 (one year ago) Permalink

Oh, but he's got a binder full of mug shots that proves it!

“I made the comment that black people are trafficking in our state. Now, ever since I said that comment I’ve been collecting every single drug dealer who has been arrested in our state,” LePage said, adding the man would be welcome to see the binder. (You can hear the exchange on the Portland Press Herald’s website.)

“I don’t ask them to come to Maine and sell their poison, but they come,” LePage said. “And I will tell you that 90-plus percent of those pictures in my book ― and it’s a three-ringed binder ― are black and Hispanic people from Waterbury, Connecticut, the Bronx and Brooklyn.”

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 26 August 2016 18:02 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 21:17 (eleven months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

followed a few twitter arguments the other day and found a whole scene of right-wing MAGA trans women, fighting with liberal TERFs. weirdest damn thing.

goole, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

I think we need an updated thread title

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 22:30 (ten months ago) Permalink

yeah just to be able to remember the dang thing

j., Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:53 (ten months ago) Permalink

lmao i always search for 'wingery'

goole, Thursday, 5 January 2017 00:00 (ten months ago) Permalink

I keep misspelling it by going for a different wrong spelling

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Thursday, 5 January 2017 03:58 (ten months ago) Permalink

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