i am going to a WNBA game tonight.

Halftime. Chicago is really good at shooting and they have some super tall players. Mystics down by 18 :(

cool story bro time...

my brother and I went to the wnba all star game this afternoon, and we showed up early so some lil dancer ladies were like DO U WANT TO DO SOME ON COURT STUFF and I like UH and my brother was like SURE.

so after halftime, we get ushered to the behind the scenes area and we are strapped to each other with a bungee cord (important detail) while helmeted. we are to try and pull each other off balance while we are making baskets.

so we are out there and I'm like...not gifted at ballin (our patron saint Matt Bonner, hail matty). I'm tryina shoot one handed and like brickin point blank. at some point, Liz Cambage from Tulsa comes out to pull my brother off balance. I tried to get in a tug of war with my brother, and he yanked hard while I was holding on. CUE ROPE BURNS AND EXCRUCIATING PAIN. I made all of one shot and he made 4, thus earning him $100 in jamba juice dollars. I will receive a wnba prize package in the mail. hope I get some fuckin ace bandages, this shit hurts like a mug.

oh we basically missed the whole second half for that, so first half action was dope, Diana taurasi was jackin all kinds of threes. angel mccoughtry did this sikk self alley op off the backboard, she was stuntin.

btw Liz cambage is app. 90 feet tall

that's an amazing story!!!! is this on youtube?

how did maya play?

I doubt it's on youtube, it was tv timeout stuff

she played ok I think, but simeone Augustus was busting some mad dribbles

I never got my wnba prize pack

I need to go to some silver stars games before this league folds or it'll be all my fault

thinking I should see em play the sparks, Candace Parker can ball

live access is a stinkin' 14.99 for the whole season, so I bought that, pretty stoked because I've wanted to follow the league but national broadcasts are pretty spare

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/18/sports/basketball/diana-taurasi-focusing-on-playing-in-russia-where-the-money-is.html?_r=0

interesting article on diana turasi and playing in russia, where they give her >10x the money she makes in the WNBA

Ron Artest was also there with his wife and i got to say hi to him, he is a nice guy.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, June 21, 2007 6:28 AM

yall this storm-mercury series is fuckin BALLER

i feel like every game has been competitive, taurasi and sue bird been doing some cagey vet shit, stewart and bonner gunning each other, griner seems unstoppable at time

the other series was great, too, but it was all p much contingent on is della donne was healthy to play bc she ownnnnnnnnns

sue bird was en fuego in the 4th, crazy performance.

Sue Bird is the oldest player in the @WNBA.

That didn't stop her from dropping FOURTEEN in the final 5:48 to send Seattle to the Finals 🔥 pic.twitter.com/jCqw1cyDsB

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