itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

"plus, ribs are delicious"

This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.

oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough

To Be A Lady
No. 081

You deserve the best in life,
So if the time isn't right then move on.

oh man this stuff sucks so bad

I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid

I hate gender roles

To Be A Lady
No. 145

If you're wearing pants,
You are wearing pants

to be a lady
"When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "

"...I promise"

I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"

To Be A Lady
No. 107

Keep your public hair trimmed.
Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.

no hairpanties

To Be A Lady
No. 305

When performing fellatio
Don't neglect the testicles!

To Be A Lady
No. 037

If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,
Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.

O_O

lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"

Rule of a Gentleman No. 173
Like it was your last meal.

lol

hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"

this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw

wrong thread, but still lol

massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time

also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore

maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind

Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?

http://www.brotipshq.com/

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme4flAJ5K1qic2kco1_400.png

i have no words

751!!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfv4tLwtz1qic2kco1_400.png

uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?

http://i.imgur.com/0GB2q.png

these seem more like 'jokes bruv' whether dumb or not

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrqc2dY3R1qic2kco1_400.png

yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmb9jhCbV1qic2kco1_r1_400.png

omg lol

alpha fish, bro

yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing

yea i see that but it's interesting to me at least because by the very fact of presenting this particular species of masculinity is instructive -- it's just focused on male gender performance in relation to other males and not towards women

Bitches are just a distraction, bro.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpnfzljr91qj29d6o1_500.jpg

that doesn't even make sense

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm62jmfrjT1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg

you better work!

rule 218 is fucking creepy

yeah it makes it sound like girls as a breed are serial killers

it is very impressive of them, i think, to isolate the one dream of a girl.

and to discover that it is dressing up in your flayed skin just to feel close to you. ♡

seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'

who are these fools?!

its like congrats, you have discovered the niche of menswear tumblr bloggers and know how to publish your thoughts on the prestigious internets, stop writing rules & being so narrow minded about gender

maybe these presumptuous rule writing young people should ENLIST IN THE MARINES

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/tumblr_lax0w3PN911qatjg5o1_500.jpg

xp

seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'

― goole, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 5:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think that is what it means, decoded, but the attempt to class it up is hilarious/nonsensical/creepy

xp lol