itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

A man is a person. "Woman" is a breed.

couldn't help notice that the titles of the gentlemen / lady rule blogs subtly echo this ^^

The Rules of A Gentleman (singular) vs. The Rules of Ladies (plural)

(sure ok it's probably a url availability thing but it's cultural implications did not escape my hypervigilant eye, no sir)

even more:

http://tobealady.tumblr.com

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmh2qCyvI1qivqa1o1_500.png

xp lol i just tried to post that one

is this a fucking koan?

"if you are outside the house, you are not in the house"

hahaha

oh whoops i just i didn't have that one, heh

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4cuwAhFO1qivqa1o1_500.png

wait, waht

If you can see the back of your bra, you're a good enough contortionist for a Russian circus.

er, "i guess i didn't have that one" i mean

anyway, am i being a little bit unfair in wondering why this one:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq8nkBYu11qivqa1o1_500.png

is... brown?

okay lol

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_1280.png

piper-laurie-with-knife.jpg

^^^
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_500.png

Guess I have to stop wearing that T-shirt where I cut out two squares int the front on "casual day" eh.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liug2oywc91qivqa1o1_r1_500.jpg

oh, okay!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmgur7Egn1qivqa1o1_r1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1307804899&Signature=A5FSjPGCT3oUCgNftvf%2FoqG1k10%3D

Gross.

"plus, ribs are delicious"

This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.

oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough

To Be A Lady
No. 081

You deserve the best in life,
So if the time isn't right then move on.

oh man this stuff sucks so bad

I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid

I hate gender roles

To Be A Lady
No. 145

If you're wearing pants,
You are wearing pants

to be a lady
"When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "

"...I promise"

I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"

To Be A Lady
No. 107

Keep your public hair trimmed.
Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.

no hairpanties

To Be A Lady
No. 305

When performing fellatio
Don't neglect the testicles!

To Be A Lady
No. 037

If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,
Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.

O_O

lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"

Rule of a Gentleman No. 173
Like it was your last meal.

lol

hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"

this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw

wrong thread, but still lol

massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time

also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore

maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind

Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?

http://www.brotipshq.com/

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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i have no words

751!!

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfv4tLwtz1qic2kco1_400.png

uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?

http://i.imgur.com/0GB2q.png

these seem more like 'jokes bruv' whether dumb or not

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrqc2dY3R1qic2kco1_400.png