Rap your life away? LOLZ.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm suburban and white, and even I know "ho" doesn't apply to little girls. I think he was looking for "shortie."
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:40 (fifteen years ago) link
That UN shadows one is sooooo unrealistic.
― Maria, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
that rap music comic came out right after the nappy headed hoes thing which makes it even worse imo
― ohhhh we pop champagne (deej), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0626/tmw-big.jpg
― tron, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you a sad irony-deficient moran, or just trying to be amusing?
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
and speaking of sad, irony-deficient morans, let's have this weeks state of the union:
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27994_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27995_thumb.gif
So, it must LIBERALS' fault for a highly successfully, highly sexualized doll line? And it hasn't be around for almost the entirety of the current regime? Nice that he going after the term 'Liberated', too, because why not dig up some culture war from about 4 decades ago?
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27996_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27997_thumb.gif
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27998_thumb.gif
Someone plz feel free to tease apart the metaphor here, or at least what kind of convoluted and/or hilariously dissonant thinking would require it to make sense.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
oh and we can't forget this one:
http://www.creators.com/comics/37/27999_thumb.gif
Each of these panels are effectively clip art for this guy by now, right?
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
And some duck:
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081216.jpg
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20081215.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
what's this 'EVEN THE OMBUDSMAN!!!!" shit??? wouldn't the ombudsman of a paper be the first to point fingers at the paper's perceived biases?
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Washington Post...Times...whatever. Same thing, right?
― TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i just want to punch every one of these cartoonists hard, until their noses are entirely flat.
― Phonetic Elvis. (stevie), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Still, "OMBUDSPERSON"?! Man, political correctness has truly gone too far, what kind of commie pinko rag would change that staffer's title to OH WAIT
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/3015583125_3acf6bb07c_b.jpg
― C.O.D.E.A.D. (Jackie Wilson), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Ombuddie.
― TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.patriotart.com/images/12_11_08/ChicagosHeroes.jpg Barack Sgt. Schultz Obama
http://www.patriotart.com/images/12_15_08/Degenerates.jpgNothing a good barber, and a good warden couldn't cure.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:51 (fifteen years ago) link
I hate this artist.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:52 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i bet hes bald
― K DEF FROM REAL LIVE (deej), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://patriotart.com/images/bret.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.conservativechronicle.com/clients/conservativechronicle/12-11-2008-10-17-21-PM-7809197.gif
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
patriotart guy's stuff currently carried in http://www.conservativechronicle.com/
Published from Hampton, Iowa
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I wonder if the Big Haired Degenerates Club is opening up membership to the public next year
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1217cd20081216025038.jpg
GORSH IF WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING WHYZ IT SNOW?!
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 07:27 (fifteen years ago) link
btw it's -29 degrees, just in case you thought that was shredded paper on the ground (such as the millions of reports from scientists saying that global warming is a HOAX, all of course being suppressed by the secularist Sciencecrats!)
― Øystein, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 11:02 (fifteen years ago) link
its an odd contrast to see how overly rendered some of these toons are, compared to the copy/paste ones or shit like this:
http://www.examiner.net/archive/x1435860103/g1a9149de3136c8c1a0025c167ce7f585e1c5b0b9505b54.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
WHOA DUDE.... THAT iS ONE ViOLENT GAME!
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link
dude is one step away from drawing hearts over the i's
you wantcher shoe joeks, i gotcher shoe joeks right here: *grabs crotch*
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/coletoon_-__shoe_hea(1)20081216095052.jpg
oh COME ON it's not too hard to at least make it look like the guy
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu08121520081217125740.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm08121620081217010048.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/mrz121708dAPR20081217041244.jpg
SADDAM
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216dd20081216091149.jpg
and back to the old fave:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst08121520081217125740.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216bd20081216091149.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216cd20081216091149.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
IF THE DEMOCRATS ARE SO CONCERNED WITH GLOBAL WARMING THEY HAVEN'T SEEN MY FRIGID WIFE
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
some of those shoe jokes were just like normal political cartoons
― pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, i think everybody needed to take a bite of that joke. I'd make more of a shoe-related pun but that's not my department.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
back to our regularly scheduled assyness
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1216ad20081216091149.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
im really confused by the post mortem reappearance of saddam
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
See, Saddam would've shot and killed the guy backstage of the conference, the NEW Iraq just has him beaten backstage while the president speaks; he is meant to show CONTRAST at how much we have helped those brown savages GROW, DO U SEE
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
but the guy is still wearing his shoes he just under suspicion for planning to throw shoes which implies there has been at least one previous shoe throwing incident - which of course would be the time bush got some shoes thrown at him - after saddam was already dead
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link
That cartoon is taking place in an alternate history America after Saddam invaded the US. Previous shoe throwing incident was when a group of patriot spies planned to throw a shoe at him 'Valkyrie' style. Shoes are now illegal in Allah Akbarmerika; they left loafers on him to send a message.
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I honestly don't understand why I have to explain this to you.
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
o i c ty forks :)
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
also duh throwing shoes is like a thing in arabia so it would not have been unheard of in saddam's day to preemptively hang suspected shoe throwers which according to the cartoon is basically what he did anyway
― pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
god I hate unions
― burt_stanton, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
waht abt unoincorns
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Hunh. Guess Michael Ramirez isn't dead after all. Apparently, that toon is part of his pitch for his upcoming book The Iranian Cockroach Lies Heavy, in which the US lost the war and a victorious Saddam unites with a re-elected Ahmadinnajad to spread Sharia law through-out the world. Saddam got the east coast, Iran got the rest. There's occasionally pre-emptive shoe-thrower hanging on the side. The weird part is that the book gets even more science-fictiony, in that Saddam keeps a tank of 72 virgin pre-cogs who dream and determine where crimes(e.g. shoe-related) will occur.
There's some recent interview where Ramirez talks about consulting the Qu'ran to determine where the plot should go, and gobbling handfuls of amphetamines all the while..
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
is that supposed to be a joke
― morbza the greek (and what), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
not really. i just wondered how far i could go with it before getting bored.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
r u drunk
― pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
tell me more about the 72 virgin pre-cogs
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I laughed. Later.
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh hey we didn't make this one yet, did we:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria08121820081216053118.jpg
*rimshot*
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BA0193767-FDAD-495C-B7C3-EA10C366F49E%7D.gif
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
are these supposed to be right wing, or are we just going for the theme?
― Maria, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/28860qp.jpg(This is apparently about some military trial I'm unaware of. I mean, OBVIOUSLY, just look at it.)
http://i46.tinypic.com/25regcx.jpg
http://i45.tinypic.com/ehltn9.jpg
Yes, slavery, exactly.
― "seven churches is fucking amazing." (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 18 December 2009 13:51 (fourteen years ago) link
none of them make the slightest bit of sense to me.
― "can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 December 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
so basically electing a black man president unshackled our nation's cartoonists from the tyranny of non-overtly racist imagery, huh
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Friday, 18 December 2009 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm just a britishes, but is the 'woods pile' really a reference to the phrase I think it is?
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 19 December 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link
it was argued on the something awful thread that it wasn't, but how could it not be? the guy would either have to be totally ignorant or completely tone deaf to think it wouldn't be taken that way.
― "seven churches is fucking amazing." (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 December 2009 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys wanna open up or
i mean tiger woods sleeps around so suddenly there are purple blobs with deflated balloons attached?
― "can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 December 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Why are Dems so interested in tard money? Leave the tards alone, you jerks!
― kenan, Saturday, 19 December 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
(no judo flipping, just ugly. Sorry.)
― kenan, Saturday, 19 December 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys wanna open up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile
― "seven churches is fucking amazing." (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 December 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
classy
― "can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 19 December 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean, seeing that and then seeing that cartoon - is there any way on earth that isn't a reference to that phrase? i can't see it.
― "seven churches is fucking amazing." (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 December 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I WANT TO BELIEVE, or i don't want to believe that BAR BEE, in between drinking grain alcohol and hits of blotter acid, could be that vile. i mean, that's like 25% more vile than his usual shit. oh, wait, there was the one where muslims were depicted as bearded cockroaches.
― "seven churches is fucking amazing." (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 19 December 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Someone seems to have added a reference to the cartoon to the wiki page on the phrase...
― grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Saturday, 19 December 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
whoah
tbf i have never heard that term before in my life
― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Saturday, 19 December 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
What the fuck was going through the heads of those ppl who decided to bust it on national radio/in parliament recently? Joel Barbee might at least have the excuse that being an offensive prick is effectively his job description
― flashback to 2007: with this guardian blog (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 19 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i48.tinypic.com/29mrsex.jpg
this is a little late, but just wanted you guys to see what is fast becoming the new "GLOBAL WARMING HEH IT'S COLD OUTSIDE STUPID LIEBRAL" type talking point for winter 2009-2010. whoop.
― "seven churches is fucking amazing." (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 21 December 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
"the final solution"
― max, Monday, 21 December 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/fcv9cj.gif
http://i46.tinypic.com/34j5amr.gif
chuck asay... still terrible after all these years.
― that's not a logo it's a fucking font (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/33xk4fa.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/2yuhd7p.jpg
really. fucking really.
― that's not a logo it's a fucking font (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
alright, last one:
http://i47.tinypic.com/5yb8te.jpg
** BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO.
― that's not a logo it's a fucking font (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i dont get it.
^^^^catchphrase for this thread.
― eagle tears was a popular drink and it still is (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i was referring to the christmas decoration/santa soldier ones.
― eagle tears was a popular drink and it still is (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
america is santa and is bringing peace to the brown peoples through christmas, the one holiday all religions celebrate.
― that's not a logo it's a fucking font (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link
ah. never knew geldof was american.
― eagle tears was a popular drink and it still is (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 27 December 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Why is that football thinking about Santa?
― the Dean Windass of rock critics (DJ Mencap), Monday, 28 December 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
new thread for 2k10?
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 06:00 (fourteen years ago) link
batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link
this is from 2009 so I'll put it here I guess?
anyway, HOLY FUCKING SHIT:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2eqcmtk.png
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 January 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link
oh, it's a parody. NO LESS FUNNY
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 January 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Lock thread, leave it at that one.
― Adam Bruneau, Saturday, 9 January 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link