bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

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well guys tbf his objection to the bruins was always about the fact that ownership didn't spend to the level it could have in the 80s and 90s, and this issue has been made completely irrelevant by the nhl hard cap. so yeah now he's back on the horse but so are a lot of people, it's hockey for chrissakes, it's barely a major sport and lends itself to the bandwagon because the playoff version is so vastly different from/better than the reg season version--essentially he's me with a lot more money.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

oh also i don't fuck w/merch from any team

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

That LBJ piece was underwhelming. ffs simmons, get up off your ass and write something!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

feelin pa simmons whole look

ice cr?m, Thursday, 9 June 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link

kinda like mark twain in dockers

goog lebron paul (am0n), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

He reminds me of Michael Jeter in The Fisher King:

http://www.thirdfactory.net/images/fisher_king.jpg

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhb7goxVB1qa9bmvo1_400.png

smh

goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like einstein

$5.00 Footlongs (thebingo), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha they punctuated carles hahahahaha

why did anyone think this was a good idea whyyyyyyy

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

THEY TYPED "MAIN BRO" ON THE FRONT PAGE

JUST A VERY COOL & EDGY WEBSITE

NOT THAT I DON'T <3 CARLES BUT

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

okay that carles article really isn't working for me.

just, like, domesticated carles is no carles at all.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this is just... no

carles poems on the playoffs or no carles at all

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

That Carles article reminds me of Steve Martin when he wants to be a Serious Writer bro.

Cunga, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

i will say--they are putting up more stuff per day than i have time for, and i love to kill time at work.

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

o what did they do to my carles

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

he went to college and came back with all these crazy ideas in his head

xpost

Cunga, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

I want a hit counter but also midi music playing while I read

Cunga, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the Carles article. It's fun to see him try to class it up slightly.

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

id be funny if carles slowly morphed into a 'serious writer' w/a 'real career'

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

guys this website sux stop liking it :(((

hella screens (am0n), Friday, 10 June 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i don't really get the fascination. bunch of shitty writers congealing around bill simmons of all people, whoop-tee-doo.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

well a bunch of shitty writers and carles.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I like a lot of the writers I guess.

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

i like carles and molly lambert and sometimes simmons on the nba and prob some of the other writers not totally sure whos who, but mostly i think were approaching this from an 'amateur media criticism and rubbernecking' pov

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

i get what you're saying there but i think mostly it's like the last thing i want from simmons et al is a reason for them to take themselves really seriously, and this site seems to indulge in that and oh man, no thanks on that.

just write about the nba, bill! i'll take a thousand terrible gm summits to whatever this endeavor is.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

it def has the potential to be horribly awful!

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

i mean there is no way in hell im reading dave eggers on wrigley field or two separate articles on some defunct sports newspaper

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

i will however agree check out the piece on baldwins twitter :/

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

oh christ of course eggers is writing for them i mean duh of course

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

theyre puttying out a quarterly journal w/mcsweeneys lmao

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

i mean there is no way in hell im reading dave eggers on wrigley field

oh man i thought this was a joke but no

a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Saturday, 11 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha they punctuated carles hahahahaha

why did anyone think this was a good idea whyyyyyyy

― J0rdan S., Friday, June 10, 2011 3:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

have you looked at HRO lately? he's punctuating himself

Thought Pierce's article on the National was pretty interesting, maybe only because I have vague memories of reading my dad's copy every day when it was out.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Saturday, 11 June 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

heh, i think deadspin is just gonna make scocca their full-time grantland assassin

http://deadspin.com/5811438/

☂ (max), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

grantland's footnotes are killing me. i don't know how these articles look on a regular computer, but on my iPhone and iPad you can't hit the "back" button and go to the original spot in the article you were just at. nope, it takes you all the way to the top of the page and you have to scroll all the way down to where you were reading. and you have to do that over and over again. what a piece of shit website.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Rock VORP
By Chuck Klosterman
How important is Albert Hammond Jr. to the Strokes? Grantland does the math.

the day we all feared

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

lolll

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

baaaaaarf

polyphonic, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

shit that looks like an Onion article but isn't

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

it really is awful

goole, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

omg

Clay, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

By Chuck Klosterman

dayo, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhb7goxVB1qa9bmvo1_400.png

☂ (max), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

a ronald thomas clontle reference!

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

god that is just the worst article written by the worst person with the worst taste

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/intel/08/03/07_chuckklosterman_lgl.jpg

"I give props to my ninjas and kudos to my serfs."

jag goo (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

i can't stand klosterman but actually sort of enjoyed his first couple grantland things....was giving me hope...that hope has been cruelly snatched away.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

people who listen strictly to rock music should not write about music

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link


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