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Where does "absolutely intolerable" fit into that scale, I wonder?

see ok the thing here is that i have met and had actual conversations w/women who would say that a lot of this advice is otm (in as much as this is how they think men really ~should~ behave)

The reasoning behind that one, though, I believe. It's because the perceived wisdom is that liars are shifty and never look you in the eye, so people who are actively trying to tell lies will always look you right in the eye, thus overcompensating for what is baloney to begin with.

dude no. "look you in the eye" nonsense is just infantile. you know who else won't look you in the eye? lots of people in whose cultural context holding somebody's gaze codes as aggressive. and people who were raised by people who come from that cultural context. seriously dude. it means nothing whatsoever if somebody isn't looking you in the eye, and if you take somebody meeting your gaze as a sign of anything other than "this person is meeting my gaze," you are being silly.

see ok the thing here is that i have met and had actual conversations w/women who would say that a lot of this advice is otm (in as much as this is how they think men really ~should~ behave)

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 5:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really? which ones?

nobody wants to be picked up and twirled, right? i just can't fathom that.

some do!! my friend rusty is lol hueg and would routinely do this (tho tbf in the context of dancing...he was into swing dancing) and some chicks went nuts for it. and i've had several lady friends tell me that they like it when men make them feel small, or whatever. not saying they're right, or that i'd want to date them (too much work), but not all of this is idle male fantasy. there are women that buy into old-fashioned gender roles/codes and shit. i wouldn't think this to be controversial!!

aerosmith, you're making my exact point. It means nothing whatsoever if somebody isn't looking you in the eye. But people who are lying to the police often think that it DOES mean something, because they heard it somewhere.

And criminals are often not up on the latest articles about this kind of thing from the New Yorker.

dude what are you even talking about

okay if any women reading this like to be picked up and twirled/like to swing dance i didn't mean to suggest there's anything wrong with that! i just dgi

I don't understand what people are not understanding about what I am saying.

i'll be honest kenan i'm not really reading it that closely

Cops should pick people up and twirl them and if they don't like it then I think they must surely be criminals.

"Twirl the witch!!!"

can someone redo this with quotes from terminator and blade runner?

fwiw a lot of the women i've met that buy into this stuff were chicks i knew in high school---i mean, my only point is that it codes as "old-fashioned" and there are a lot of old-fashioned ppl still out there!!

"Where are you going?"
"Jim's apartment."

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP),

Seriously burst out laughing like mad when I read this.

feel pretty comfortable judging anyone who buys into this bullshit

can someone redo this with quotes from terminator and blade runner?

I was thinking Conan...

Crush You Enemies
See Them Flee Before You
Hear the Lamentations of their Women
etc

feel pretty comfortable judging anyone who buys into this bullshit

― ☂ (max), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 5:10 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark

ditto! it's not just dudes, tho!

Thees is a good thread. It mek me laugh. It mek me cry. But it also mek me verah confuse.

you're drunk

Ok how about andrew wk lyrics?
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give her a bandaid when she gets a booboo

i've had several lady friends tell me that they like it when men make them feel small, or whatever

oh sure, i've heard this too and kinda understand the sentiment, and as a big guy who gives awesome hugs I've heard this too. but there are also women out there who do not like to be lifted off the ground because they do not like to be made to feel small or overpowered and just maybe if they've been sexually assaulted such show of manly strength might be a potential trigger. so i mean unless you know they like it then it is definitely Not Okay, gentlemen, no matter who tells you "she'll love it."

some of these rules are all "respect the lady at all times" while others are suggestions for things that are totally disrespectful in their presumption of what that lady wants / likes. taking a swing at your lady with a pillow might seem fun and spontaneous and silly to you -- pillowfight! squeeee -- but it's also a good way to get cursed out by a lady who doesn't like feeling assaulted!

h8 this shitt so bad

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:52 (5 hours ago)

yeah, it's totally offensive. all these rules should be "work through your own insecurities then get over yourself" imo. then maybe you can have a relationship that isn't full of bullshit. so many of these for dudes are like "she has daddy issues? then be her daddy!" sex can be so much more than that. "advice" like this objectifies men as much as it objectifies women.

so i mean unless you know they like it then it is definitely Not Okay, gentlemen, no matter who tells you "she'll love it."

yeah, ironically this flavor of "respect" seems to be outside the consideration of this blog

respect your woman, give her an allowance for dresses that aren't too tight or too loose every week, she'll love it.

i love the tight/loose woman/lady dichotomy. for when you're too refined to just come out and say "virgin/whore."

feel pretty comfortable judging anyone who buys into this bullshit

<3 u max

all these rules should be "work through your own insecurities then get over yourself" imo. then maybe you can have a relationship that isn't full of bullshit.

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Just don't forget that being attractive is the motivation for your behaviors.

Is parallel construction also unattractive?

No kidding about asking first when picking up a woman and whirring them around. Once did this for fun and got screamed at pretty hard. Didn't mean anything by it.

She calmed down once I got her back in her wheelchair though.

Major guilty lols

sorry i haven't read this whole thread but the "rules of a gentlemen" one reads as if its written by one of those 'sensitive' 23 year old virgin types, whereas the 'rules for my unborn son' is pretty clearly written by someone who reads 'esqure' obsessively

i would like judith butler to write a rules tumblr blog

"rules of a gentlemen" one reads as if its written by one of those 'sensitive' 23 year old virgin types

'sensitive' tucker max variant imo

hey honey aren't your boobs sore.

― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:31 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol

i wonder what ben rofflesberger thinks about these

spirit of Marc Loi lives on itt

i would like judith butler to write a rules tumblr blog

would reblog

It's days like today that I am super thankful for my commute, which involves very limited exposure to the elements. It pays to work in the same building as your train station.

200. There's actually only one woman. She has been replicating herself for untold millennia. Across the ages, her characteristics and needs and desires are exactly the same across all iterations of this single extant woman, incarnated in billions of variable forms. A man is a person. "Woman" is a breed.

This is so OTM I want to give you a medal. Elmo also OTM over and over. Also, good odds that whatever horseshoe is thinking but hasn't posted is also 100% OTM.

Hahaha okay that bit about my commute is for the Chicago thread. Or maybe it is my advice on how to be a lady:

Never get wet while commuting to work.