bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

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also footnotes basically suck, it's like extra tldr

you're a professional, professionally put that shit into the body as a point you're trying to make or leave it out, you're not citing academic journals or something

a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

footnote: they are hilarious when used properly

a slight case of joe johnsonitis (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

the klosterman story was a fun read!

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

re footnotes it maybe has something to do w/the strange phenomenon of dfw becoming an avatar for hack writers harboring pretensions everywhere

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

Grantland is ugly, but it's a shit ton easier to read/look at than Gawker Media's current format.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah the design is amateurish but I'm not gonna say that bothers me in the least. As long as the articles are easy to read, right? But I agree with the "hard PG-13" comment above, it's like he knew he could use one "fuck" in his column and was just debating where to put it

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

it looks like yard work! which was when, 2005?

tbh if grantland had rotating banners (including, naturally, BIG BEAR) all would be a-ok here

unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

Willing to bet that Klosterman, not Simmons, is the one that pushed for Carles.

Cunga, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

going out on a limb with that

Cunga, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

cant believe icey writes for grantland

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://deadspin.com/5810019/why-grantland-rice-sucked

polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Who are you, LeBron James? What's inside you? And why do I care so much? http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6640925/time-lebrondown-part-ii

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

is that his dad by any chance?

positive rapper (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

indeed it is

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 June 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

that's one of the most depressing photos i've ever seen

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 June 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

i'm way too lazy to dig up all the instances when simmons trashed the bruins, tho i'm sure someone else is on it

J0rdan S., Thursday, 9 June 2011 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, he crushed them when they were losing.

polyphonic, Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

well guys tbf his objection to the bruins was always about the fact that ownership didn't spend to the level it could have in the 80s and 90s, and this issue has been made completely irrelevant by the nhl hard cap. so yeah now he's back on the horse but so are a lot of people, it's hockey for chrissakes, it's barely a major sport and lends itself to the bandwagon because the playoff version is so vastly different from/better than the reg season version--essentially he's me with a lot more money.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

oh also i don't fuck w/merch from any team

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

That LBJ piece was underwhelming. ffs simmons, get up off your ass and write something!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

feelin pa simmons whole look

ice cr?m, Thursday, 9 June 2011 11:22 (twelve years ago) link

kinda like mark twain in dockers

goog lebron paul (am0n), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

He reminds me of Michael Jeter in The Fisher King:

http://www.thirdfactory.net/images/fisher_king.jpg

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhb7goxVB1qa9bmvo1_400.png

smh

goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Looks like einstein

$5.00 Footlongs (thebingo), Friday, 10 June 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha they punctuated carles hahahahaha

why did anyone think this was a good idea whyyyyyyy

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

THEY TYPED "MAIN BRO" ON THE FRONT PAGE

JUST A VERY COOL & EDGY WEBSITE

NOT THAT I DON'T <3 CARLES BUT

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

okay that carles article really isn't working for me.

just, like, domesticated carles is no carles at all.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah this is just... no

carles poems on the playoffs or no carles at all

J0rdan S., Friday, 10 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

That Carles article reminds me of Steve Martin when he wants to be a Serious Writer bro.

Cunga, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

i will say--they are putting up more stuff per day than i have time for, and i love to kill time at work.

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

o what did they do to my carles

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

he went to college and came back with all these crazy ideas in his head

xpost

Cunga, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

I want a hit counter but also midi music playing while I read

Cunga, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the Carles article. It's fun to see him try to class it up slightly.

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

id be funny if carles slowly morphed into a 'serious writer' w/a 'real career'

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

guys this website sux stop liking it :(((

hella screens (am0n), Friday, 10 June 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i don't really get the fascination. bunch of shitty writers congealing around bill simmons of all people, whoop-tee-doo.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

well a bunch of shitty writers and carles.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

I like a lot of the writers I guess.

polyphonic, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

i like carles and molly lambert and sometimes simmons on the nba and prob some of the other writers not totally sure whos who, but mostly i think were approaching this from an 'amateur media criticism and rubbernecking' pov

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

i get what you're saying there but i think mostly it's like the last thing i want from simmons et al is a reason for them to take themselves really seriously, and this site seems to indulge in that and oh man, no thanks on that.

just write about the nba, bill! i'll take a thousand terrible gm summits to whatever this endeavor is.

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

it def has the potential to be horribly awful!

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

i mean there is no way in hell im reading dave eggers on wrigley field or two separate articles on some defunct sports newspaper

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

i will however agree check out the piece on baldwins twitter :/

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

oh christ of course eggers is writing for them i mean duh of course

Clay, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

theyre puttying out a quarterly journal w/mcsweeneys lmao

ice cr?m, Friday, 10 June 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link


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