itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

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lovely poetic ring to this one

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the people submitting these are a trip

http://hesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/
http://shesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/

Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?

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if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed

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Jesus Christ.

think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."

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girls are s0 cRaZy

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"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"

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setting the bar high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8

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this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.

really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"

My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.

OMG the lady ones are so much worse.

Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.

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i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men

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yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...

"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)

can decide which one is behind this

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can't

ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here

jesus

like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.

seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions

If you don't obey
conventional wisdom,
she'll never forgive you.

There is no sex
in the champagne room.

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hmmm

men like football, women enjoy shopping

a man is a man, a woman is a woman

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Maintain your mystery; never agree to see them again.

If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.

THE
No. 318
RULE OF A PROLETARIAN

When you seize the means of production,
don't forget to be amazing.

Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you

tracer <3333333333333333333333333

Rule Of A Lady #425:

Shame sluts
whenever possible.

Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.

Rule Of A Gentlemen #425:

Never call a lady slut.
Even when you think she is.

The No. 232 Rule Of A Lady
Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.

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A good master never beats his slave
Even if he deserves it

ugh judging by this thread the lady one is way worse

^^^^^

i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman

lol

wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:33 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

xp and lol again

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strong Whose Line Is It Anyway vibe from this one

I misread "crown" as "clown"

okay this has to be a joke.

invisible crown is the only one that has made me lol, though

wait you mean you don't already do that?

Wondering how many of the guy ones were actually written by a woman and vice-versa.