http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkzxilan01qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Go on. Be that guy.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxtvj5Py91qj29d6o1_500.jpg
author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9ot3WjoC1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj385YA5V1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7514/340xandyplatesrantflv.jpg
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk5t36czyz1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"
"SHUT UP DARLING!"
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
braggin'
― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
LOL
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
CLUNGE!?
ewwwwww
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljlam6uGoq1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link
x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?
If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link
haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk7100rtQJ1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
Str8 rapey this one.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://beerinnprint.co.uk/images/products/large/1711.gif
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljs613eoGi1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
submitted by Garu G
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljwjk5cWwe1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
#34 is "it's about the personality"
well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?
― The Boy Who Can Go Inside The TV (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
a couple but not many
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljqpa5EyFV1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuysncTdv1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
ahahahahahahahahaha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
78 is strange
"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"
hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKi6V6qCBk
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
grammer, yes
we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between
http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/
&
http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/
For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently
For all we know!
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
OMG
I died.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ like my wife
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
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otm that cold sore won't heal itself!
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm96o9GSWP1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
no to chivalry means yes to chivalry
hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqu13rQhn1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
gosh that's a long word
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?
That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
hey honey aren't your boobs sore.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljog78bGAr1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
uh
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (twelve years ago) link
ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
omg that rule for a lady
I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
what grown woman has a stuffed animal.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm57rxcZ0Q1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!