itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

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Advice from a jaded bitter dude there.

I think Noel G and Scholesy need to submit a few entries.

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finally the way my ex used to bite her lip during non-commital discussions of the future explained

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!!!!!

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braggin'

#74 actually works, btw

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let's face it

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Go on. Be that guy.

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author obv think all women are incapable of recognising good music from bad

hahahahahahahahahahaha oh I would love to see someone terrible at music try #134 on ANY of my musical friends

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if you imagine these as written by a paedophile many make a more sinister form of sense.

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"i've just been to the doctors, it's extremely bad ne"

"SHUT UP DARLING!"

i can assure you that no matter the intent, this shit gets reblogged in total sincerity. i can't go on tumblr to look at menswear blogs without one of these bits of fucked up advice popping up on my dashboard.

― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:11 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

OK if that's true than that's completely fucked up.

"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"

braggin'

― blueski, Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

LOL

CLUNGE!?

ewwwwww

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Not quite sure what this one means in all honesty.

x-post I think that only gash might be worse euphemism.

Yeah, 34. What does it even mean?

If a girl admits that she likes _____, know that it took every ounce of courage in her to say that.

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

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Str8 rapey this one.

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submitted by Garu G

This must be a guerilla viral for the new Inbetweeners series, surely?

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my mind is blown dude. rewriting the rulebook!

#34 is "it's about the personality"

haha dan i was kinda o_0 at the gentlemanly wisdom of "if you give her sperm she'll give you a baby" i mean

well obv that is ridiculous and not necessarily true, but that's not really the important part of the advice, which is "don't be a dick to her"

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/11/365-days-307---.html

are there any actually non-crazy bits of advice here?

a couple but not many

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She will be aroused by the increased chance of you being attacked or run over.

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ahahahahahahahahaha

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKi6V6qCBk

the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"

grammer, yes

we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between

http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/

&

http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/

For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently

For all we know!

78 is strange

"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"

hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

OMG

I died.

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

^^^ like my wife

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otm that cold sore won't heal itself!

OMG

I died.

was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...

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no to chivalry means yes to chivalry

hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too

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gosh that's a long word

Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?

Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?

eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."

That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.

hey honey aren't your boobs sore.

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uh

ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it

the story is almost certainly fiction but at least it was funny

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i can't turn my <3 into a condom

the skull and crossbones condom is great because it hurts so badly

Deuteronomytip #1016

Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and put on a heart condom