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i'm doing a trayce with star wars battlefront. i have killed so very many ewoks.

-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...), September 28th, 2004 11:04 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Its not as hard as it might sound. I got quite a routine and rhythm going with my machine these days.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), September 28th, 2004 1:21 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

you diss it, yet you were playing with it at the time.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 28th, 2004 10:38 AM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

penises cause nothing but trouble!

-- kyle (akmonda...), September 29th, 2004. (akmonday) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha oh my, the mikey one and my one almost sound like a very wrong conversation.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 September 2004 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

the roots of pigs arse

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), October 6th, 2004 2:31 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

orion0014: i know all about vaginas.
orion0014: i lived with my mom & sister for many years.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I smell funny now, thanks to my wet pants *feels paranoid*.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 27th, 2004 12:06 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

haha guess what i have on my clipboard too!

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dear god *hides*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

barium in the rectum
It may not be the sun shining out of your ass, but it is glowing!

-- Michael White (), October 29th, 2004 11:25 AM.

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i'm going to ask her out tonight
-- logged out for my protection (logge...), October 30th, 2004 8:30 AM.

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use your mouth.
-- cºzen (), October 30th, 2004 8:39 AM.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:30 AM. (wench) (later) (link)

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

when you sub gravy or slaw for a drink do they fill the drink container with it? Sweet dream of dreams.

xpost, YES we have buffet, it is the most genius thing of all time. And you *can* fill your drink container with gravy (I have done it.)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 9:00 AM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Sure enough, amongst all the feathers, my dad found a naked stick.
-- Krusty (kirstie_comp...), August 26th, 2004.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Over here we saw it all, because we dig fornication.
-- Nick (nickdastoo...), September 14th, 2001.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi even if you fail it, which is handy...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), November 1st, 2004 11:16 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 2nd, 2004 8:11 AM. (spencermfi)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - dick cheney otm!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 3rd, 2004 7:24 PM. (later)

(from the official election thread)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i KNEW that would end up here

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, it had to be done :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

you can now get 7/1 on kerry and lengthening.
-- Ed, November 3rd, 2004 3:47 PM.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i have a soft spot for turps due to a 3 year period i spent out of my mind

-- bulbs (michaelparkinso...), November 8th, 2004 12:33 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 8 November 2004 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, they might decide to blow people instead. Not a very heart-warming prospect.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), November 8th, 2004 3:05 PM. (epicharmus) (later)

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

WHY DO LIBERALS HATE LEFT JUSTIFICATION?!?!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 8th, 2004 5:38 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 8 November 2004 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link

quality is in the eye of the beholder gaz. however i can objectively say that it is quite large

-- the surface noise (slight return), November 9th, 2004 4:36 PM. (electricsound) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

yay

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Rob Da Bank takes John Peel's old slot (59 new answers, last at 10:41 am, 59+ unread)

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post Ha ha, a settee!

-- Nemo (jdevereux...) (webmail), November 11th, 2004. (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 12 November 2004 09:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh do lets leave Laura Branigan out of this!

- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 3rd, 2003.

― Bumfluff, Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I'd like a liberal BJ.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 23rd, 2004 9:27 AM. (nickdastoor)

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Monday, 15 November 2004 08:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Not just licking and sucking, Starry, also CHEWING!
Joooooiiiiiiinnnnn usssssssss

-- Madchen (madchen_in_unifor...), March 5th, 2004 10:58 AM. (Madchen)

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks guys! and congratulations sean on your big piece!

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 25th, 2004 1:04 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 25 November 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

truly we are living in the best of all possible worlds!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 25th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 26 November 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

at least be a bit more timely, jesus!

-- trigonalmayhem (trigonalmay...), November 30th, 2004 10:05 PM. (trigonalmayhem) (later)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

what's all that other stuff down there? how long has it been there?

-- dave225 (right.knewi...) (webmail), December 2nd, 2004. (later) (link)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Yeah, I know they're big, hence I don't paste them straight on.

-- Sick Mouthy

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

six months from now, I am going to do nothing but hang out in the park on summer afternoons and hustle twelve-year-olds.

-- Daniel Cohen (danielcohe...), December 25th, 2004 4:17 PM. (dayan)

― Steely Zan (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 December 2004 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"I have to say the idea of a "mere blowing session" really appeals to me for some reason."

-djdee

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned's winky always comes in handy.
-- Shmool McShmool (shmuel...), January 5th, 2005.

― yeah, Thursday, 6 January 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I also did not get ass.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 7th, 2005 8:47 PM.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax gives me one every day.

-- American Apparel and Jeanne-Claude (power.strik...), January 10th, 2005. (deangulberry)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd prefer to think of it as a 12" resting on his monstrous chin
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), January 12th, 2005 1:33 PM. (Gear!)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

i was waiting for that.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 January 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh my God. President Bush is my mom.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 14th, 2005

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I like "trim," too.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), November 4th, 2004.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I might, if sufficiently lubricated, try the spider thingy.

-- Hunter (thhii...), January 15th, 2005 9:32 AM.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

...Maybe I can poitn you to some nice parts. Do you like sausage?

-- .ada.m. (adamr...), January 20th, 2005 10:47 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

What's a good birth control?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), January 22nd, 2005 7:58 PM. (Nowell)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

My penis is fancy.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

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I want what's yours
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

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