Worst TV adverts of the moment

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nobby's nuts

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 16 May 2005 11:22 (eighteen years ago) link

The Volvic one with the stone age man who invents the wheel, the axle and, hence, the pole-dancing platform. Or maybe it's a subtle commentary on men with Stone Age attitudes to gender roles. Oh, hang on...it's not.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 16 May 2005 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link

It is! You sexist.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 16 May 2005 11:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I love the Nobby's Nuts ad - anything that has Noddy Holder shouting at people is okay with me.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 16 May 2005 11:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Michael Winner in drag.

And that damn ringtone ad that incessantly plays on ITV.

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Monday, 16 May 2005 12:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Alice on seeing the first "Sweetie the Chick" ad:

"I WANT ONE!! er, what is it?"

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 16 May 2005 12:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, Sweetie the Chick is so last week, it's all about Nessie the Dragon these days...oh God, I fucking DETEST all of these ring tones, and last week I was holding forth about this hate in the office and my boss had no idea what I was on about so one of my colleagues sat and played preview clips of the whole range of shit on the Jamster website all afternoon and I died a little inside.

The farting monkey one is the worst though.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

The Southern Comfort one with the American backpackers doing their "To Prague!" - "Tickets to Barcelona, Tickets to Barcelona" - shrug - "To Barcelona!" thing is back on our screens and driving me demented. I don't understand why I loathe them quite so much.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Because you're imagining how irritating it would be to be stuck on a train or in a hostel with these drunken, stupid, eejits?

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

But they're not really drunken and I have no real way of knowing if they're stupid. I think it's their wealth and smugness.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, I think it's their self-reliance and self-absorption.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I really hate them all and I hope they are all dead now.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

someday they will be, if they're not now.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a comforting thought.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

why in Barcelona they probably rented a Hummer and, coked out, drove it off a road and into the water.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dear God! Top of the google results for that advert are people on a C4 forum saying things like "Barcelona (I've wanted to ever since I first saw the Southern Comfort advert, I LOVE that advert!)" and "I love that Southern Comfort ad too! It's so cool!"

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Livingston fans love it too!

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Gear - do they show it in the States too?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

sure enough!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

the Bulldog internet advert. why would anyone ever describe the internet as 'a gate half open'?

― koogs (koogs), Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, but it's got Delays for the soundtrack, which always makes me happy.

Not a TV ad, but still really really REALLY irritates me. That car advert (Audi?) with all the planets of the solar system - BUT THEY'VE GOT THE ORDER WRONG AND REVERSED VENUS AND MARS!!!

I don't know why that winds me up so much, but it does.

― The Damp Is Rising (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND I SHOUT"
http://www.recrea.org/pix/barryscott.jpg

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:38 (eighteen years ago) link

The PC World ads, and all the DFS, Vogue, furniture ones - Guaranteed delivery for Christmas? Do people really go out and buy leather suites at this time of year?

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Foyle's War is sponsored by AXA, and their "humorous" idents involve people at important/climactic moments (checking the results of a prgnancy test, bursting into a church at the "forever hold your peace" moment of the wedding) shouting I'VE JUST GOT AXA INSURANCE like anyone could possibly give a fuck what insurance you got. They're shit.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Sheila's wheels. Die. Die. And leave that poor dog alone, doesn't he have enough problems driving you harpies around for 24 hours a day. Plus - another fucking 'it's for women, let's use loads of pink.'

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Carlsberg's best takeaway in the world – in fact all the carlsberg ads

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Sheila's wheels
also, on the last shot the road is going the wrong way so it looks like they're reversing at great speed which is not really a good advert for women drivers (not that i have a problem with them before you start).

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 11:58 (eighteen years ago) link

But the Sheila's aren't even driving! That poor put-upon dog is driving! I don't even like dogs and I feel for that one.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

not-goodwin mistakes dogs for women = he is even worse than those who complain about women drivers

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't even know there was a dog in that advert...

― Rumpie, Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link

not-goodwin mistakes dogs for women
after 4 pints, who doesn't?

rumpie, me neither.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

"That's more than Lucky..."

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the only Sheila's Wheels advert I have seen involved an australian transvestite and no dogs.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I *love* the Sheila's Wheels advert.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, it's Sheilas' Wheels isn't it? I remember checking it and approving at the cinema.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Not Australian, actually just part of esure, yawn

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link

On a slightly less amusing note, there's an ad currently running on the digital channels for an animal charity. This ad features one of those dancing bears which has gone mad. It's just horrible. I watched it all the way through once, thinking it was going to have a happy ending (like the Dogs' Trust ads do), but it didn't. I have to leave the room when it's on, I find it so upsetting.

Back on the normal side of things, I still am the only person who likes the man in the Phones 4 U ads. He's crazy, yes, but he seems to have enormously strong roots in the community.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

"Car insurance at mice's prices"

Eh? Are mice well-known for securing excellent deals on their third-party policies?

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, if you look there's a small dog driving at the wheel. In the idents before, um, Charmed they point at it and give it a variety of different hats.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

a dog wearing hats? how can this not be good?

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 24 November 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplanet/images/travel/dog_with_shades.jpg

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Koogs otm with that gate half open drivel - that 'why don't we open it all the way?' bit always makes me angry. Because it's not any kind of gate, obviously.

Also Accentmonkey otm re that horrific bear charity advert. It keeps summoning up for me a bear in a cage in the park in Istanbul below the Topkapi palace. The cage seemed maybe 3-4 times the volume of the bear.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh come on, it's like the kind of things that Calvin's dad used to tell him to f*ck with his head.

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone seen that advert with Rainbow - Since You've Been Gone as the soundtrack for a Noodles advert?

"Are you a noodlehead?"

― Last Of The Famous International Pfunkboys (Kerr), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

i hate the ads with churchill the bulldog (i adore bulldogs but not talking toy bobble-headed ones), and the ones for various loan companies showing grinning idiots about to borrow £25k against their homes with no consequences.

I have to leave the room when it's on, I find it so upsetting.

oh god. totally otm. as someone who watches digital cable a fair bit, especially late at night, i'm often completely horrified by the various child and animal and cancer charity ads, which basically boil down to showing you an abused dog/baby or bald leukemia patient whilst playing portentous music and implying that if you don't send off your two quid a month then the person/animal in question is a goner.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

pepperami ads are awful as well, and so are the heinz mexican baked bean ads with the little bean that talks like cheech marin.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"where are my socks?"

"in the drawer...next to your loincloth"

die Herbal Essences advert, die.

>Back on the normal side of things, I still am the only person who likes the man in the Phones 4 U ads. He's crazy, yes, but he seems to have enormously strong roots in the community

The Phones 4 U ads are grebt - the one where he runs down to the car window to repeat the slogan ("how's that for you Billy Boy?" "YEAH! YEAHH!") is class, as is the one where it ends with the scary long-haired woman and a bell tolling in the background.

― Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

it's weird that they've brought those same Pepperami adverts back years after they were first shown.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah who the fuck puts pepperami with pasta? gross!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

oh! and the kerry katona iceland ads!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 24 November 2005 13:45 (eighteen years ago) link

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