the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

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wedding singer's a good one, because 'lol80s' wasnt really a 'thing' back when they made that

( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

what I meant, poly, is the social upheavals between 1962-73 are as about as extreme as you had in America for a 20th century decade. It would've seemed like a nearly unrecognizable world to teens watching it in '73.

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

You're probably right about that. I think Peter Fonda mentioned something about it in a Time Life infomercial I watched.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol

( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

I like when Darth Vadar wipes his ass - wait. wrong thread

Latham Green, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

so Lucas didn't add titles to the epilogue about what happened to the girls? Some things never change.

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Diner >>>>>>> American Graffiti

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ polyphonic

metally ill (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

i was dere

also i saw a re-release of AG with my dad in '78 and explained to him that driving around aimlessly on a Saturday night was something I'd read about kids in California doing.

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

what I meant, poly, is the social upheavals between 1962-73 are as about as extreme as you had in America for a 20th century decade. It would've seemed like a nearly unrecognizable world to teens watching it in '73.

otm

You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

i totally plan to pull that bullshit on my kids about the internet

da croupier, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

also i saw a re-release of AG with my dad in '78 and explained to him that driving around aimlessly on a Saturday night was something I'd read about kids in California doing.

<3 babymorbz explaining to his dad the cultural underlyings of films they saw together

all cats are gay (sic), Thursday, 2 June 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

Kinda wish that this were really the case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM

Millsner, Thursday, 2 June 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

American Graffiti rocks no question.

here's the 'unspecialized' original Jabba party scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TNRyhF8qwA

the music wasn't much better tbh!

piscesx, Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:42 (twelve years ago) link

are you kidding, that song is great! frenetic, tight, almost no-wave. like james chance or something.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 2 June 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

mm i like Nub Yub at the end of the 80s Jedi and was horrified by the new age waffley bollocks they replaced it with but this track never made much of an impact really.

piscesx, Thursday, 2 June 2011 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

original jedi song is great! yub nub also rules.

in no way more ancient than fucking space (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

i like that the jabba party music sounds exotic; in the special editions it's this really shitty cartoon blues shit

in no way more ancient than fucking space (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 June 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

no l'ap ti nek, no credibility

You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

In some special somewhere the original English language version of that track was playing before Ben Burtt did the Huttese thing to it and it's a total aerobics anthem. The chorus is literally "I'm shaping up and working out!"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Okay so HERE'S something weird. First, a video we all know and love (perhaps):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyIaNWP0T0

So it turns out there's a slew of sources claiming Lucas directed this! A bit of further scrounging asserts that Lucasfilm Commercial Productions definitely produced it but there's a debate as to whether it was Lucas himself who did this or some dude named Steven Würnitzer. Anyone have any more info? (As da croupier said elsewhere, he always figured Fincher directed it.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 July 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

cite slew

undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Saturday, 2 July 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Guess he's definitely giving up on directing forever, because it was my understanding that he was going to direct this:

Fans have long known that the daring aerobatics of World War II were a major inspiration in the making of the space battles in the Star Wars saga. George Lucas and his production team have captured the rush of aerial dogfights aboard P-51 Mustangs while telling an inspiring story based on real events in the next major motion picture production from Lucasfilm: Red Tails.

A high-flying action epic inspired by the heroic exploits of the first all African-American aerial combat unit, Red Tails will launch on January 20, 2012, released by Twentieth Century Fox. Produced by Rick McCallum and Charles Floyd Johnson, the gripping WWII action movie is directed by Anthony Hemingway ("Treme," "The Wire," "Battlestar Galactica").

"I am humbled and honored to direct the story of the Tuskegee Airmen -- heroes who have paved the way so others could have the opportunity to pursue their dreams," said Hemingway. "To be selected by George Lucas and Rick to direct this film was more than my wildest dreams come true. It's been a blessing to work with them, along with the amazingly talented artists at Industrial Light & Magic. I've grown a lot on many levels from this experience. As director, I had the fortune to work with a highly skilled crew from the Czech Republic, U.K. and the U.S., along with a remarkably talented group of actors. The resonant beauty, strength and dedication of our heroes is reflected in the powerful ensemble cast."

Red Tails stars Oscar® winner Cuba Gooding Jr. (Jerry Maguire), Oscar nominee Terrence Howard (Crash), Emmy® winner Bryan Cranston ("Breaking Bad"), Nate Parker (The Secret Life of Bees, The Great Debaters), David Oyelowo (The Last King of Scotland, Rise of the Planet of the Apes), Tristan Wilds ("90210"), Grammy® Award winner Cliff Smith aka Method Man ("The Wire"), Kevin Phillips (Pride), Rick Otto ("The Wire"), Lee Tergesen (Monster), Andre Royo ("Heroes"), Grammy-Award winner Ne-Yo (Stomp the Yard), Elijah Kelley (Hairspray), Marcus T. Paulk (Take the Lead), Leslie Odom Jr. ("Grey's Anatomy"), Michael B. Jordan ("Friday Night Lights," Chronicle) and Daniela Ruah ("NCIS").

"I've wanted to do this film for a great many years," said George Lucas, executive producer of Red Tails. "So it is especially gratifying to see it all come together. It has been a real pleasure to work with Anthony and the extraordinary cast on a project that we all passionately believe in. The Tuskegee Airmen were such superb pilots that it was essential for us to create visual effects that would live up to their heroism and put audiences in the cockpit with them. They were only in their early 20s when they performed these amazing feats," Lucas added. "They became the best of the best--the top guns. It is an honor to bring to the screen a story inspired by their heroics."

http://starwars.com/themovies/redtails/redtails_sm.jpg

http://starwars.com/themovies/redtails/redtails2_sm.jpg

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

i remember samuel jackson being attached as a director (and actor?) a few years ago so i think lucas gave up on wanting to direct a while ago. (or maybe just decided that a black person should direct it?)

max, Friday, 29 July 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

"Hi, Rick, it's George. Do I know any black people besides Billy Dee and Sam Jackson? I don't? Can you find me some, please?"

Dave Zuul (Phil D.), Friday, 29 July 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

+ dude who played Jar Jar

Number None, Friday, 29 July 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

Lucas may or may not be aware that a non-CGI person played Jar Jar.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 29 July 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ Meth being in this

unrelated:

apparently all requests for philanthropy/charity donations from ILM have to be addressed specifically to George Lucas lol. I'm sure he personally reads every single one.

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 29 July 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

What's wrong with your FAAAAACE is giving me extreme LOLs today for some reason.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

george lucas is straight trolling now: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/51019

Clay, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

I love when this thread gets revived. "What has he done now?" i chuckle to myself

Number None, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway i guess George is going for a "it's like poetry, it rhymes" moment here

Number None, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

I like the idea of calling James Earl Jones back just to overdub a "noooo!"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

A+

little mushroom person (abanana), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

nah when he did the one at the end of the third prequel george said 'ey james how about you do another couple dozen of those, i'll pepper them across the old films over the next thirty years.'

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

It takes a certain kind of fuck-you chutzpah to take one of the THE most hated bits of the prequels and deliberately infect the originals with it

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

From the same source. I must have spent a full 5 minutes lol-ing at this last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0EUjobdavw

that mustardless plate (Bill A), Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, this is well past "improving my vision of the universe" and into "fuck you loyal fans" territory.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

But there seems to be a lot of chatter that those are both fake.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

Star Wars is ruined forever

Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it is, and thats not hyperbole. Its ruined because it is completely impossible to purchase the original, theatrically released versions in a watchable format.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

captain, my who-gives-a-shit readouts are through the roof!!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

So glad you've taken time to post then.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, this is well past "improving my vision of the universe" and into "fuck you loyal fans" territory.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 1, 2011 8:56 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

no, it isn't. i think it's stupid, but if anything it just confirms that lucas thinks of star wars and everything in it as a big old model trainset in his basement. his to tinker with as he pleases. and just like old men and their trainsets, the more he tinkers, the more myopic he gets, and the less interesting it all is to everyone else.

to extend the old man with new toy thing a bit more: he seems giddy about the fact that it's now so EASY to reach into film and change things. when he was a student, he had to actually cut film and move it around to make edits. i think that he's still, even now, just ~blown away~ that film isn't even film anymore, and can be mutable up until (or even past) the release date. his mistake is in thinking that that is necessarily a good idea.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

Its ruined because it is completely impossible to purchase the original, theatrically released versions in a watchable format.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, September 1, 2011 9:05 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is otm, though.

i'm secretly grateful that all these new bullshitty movies drained my enthusiasm for SW because now i can go "well it is a bit silly," but i would at least like to be able to see the actual original things that got me so pumped in the first place.

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

That clip of of the "krayt dragon call" is the funniest fucking thing I think I will see all day today

beemer douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

Thats true, and a pretty good analogy. I just don't understand why he just can't leave the older versions available for us to purchase. Its not like it would cause him to make less money or something.

Basically, I just look at something like Ridley Scott's Blu-Ray set for Blade Runner with 5(!) different versions of the film. Its hard not to look at this as a "fuck you", when he knows what people are clamoring for but doesn't give a shit about releasing it.

(xpost)

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure when you're 85 the original edits will be released via "Help me, Obi-Wan" hologram.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

but i would at least like to be able to see the actual original things that got me so pumped in the first place.

I mean, this is key. I'd love to show my kid the originals some day.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 1 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link


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