The Matrix Reloaded (full spoilers)

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I'm totally with Dan on this (except that Keanu is H-O-T). I don't understand all the hate.

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

The only scene I didn't enjoy was the unnecessary rave scene intercut with shot after shot of Keanu's ass. After a while I was like, "Okay, I get it, HE HAS AN ASS. Can we show something else now? Oh, guess not."

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 01:56 (twenty years ago) link

huh huh huh "butt-plugs"

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

Keanu ass is urgent and key!

Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

It was shit. I had fun. Nuff said.

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 08:19 (twenty years ago) link

watched the first one again last night and it seemed better than before, also actually answered a few questions i had upthread that i was too dumb to remember

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 10:57 (twenty years ago) link

the smith fight made me think of 'come to daddy'. pity that they didn't cgi the backs of their heads like they did the fronts - when they were walking way it was obvious they weren't all the same.

as anyone mentioned the carol vorderman link yet?

good though.

andy

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

oh, and the rave scene made me think of ewoks.

andy

koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

I am disturbed by the percentage of ILE posters who equate unbridled grinding and fondling with Ewoks. Unsurprised, but disturbed.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

Y'know, normally I don't notice soundtracks at all - but I did notice this one. I noticed how much I liked it.

I thought the highway scene was really boring and crap and I didn't like the hundreds of Smiths scene either.

Morpheus' speech was so pathetic. He didn't say anything motivating or frenzy inducing, his voice sounded really weak and strained, he had no stage prescence. I don't get it, I though the guy playing the role was meant to be an actor - how come he couldn't pull it off? It was embarrassingly bad.

Keanu = k-hot.

I didn't notice the 23 on the council, 23 choosen to rebuild Zion thing. How many were male and how many female?

toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 29 May 2003 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

his speech was classic contentless bombast = exactly what 1 would expect from someone whose role is to STOP people from questioning the reality of their jail-like existence; i think the slight strain and stiffness were intended to raise doubts in our minds about his role; in thee first movie he is a mystic renegade visionary, in this one he uses his personal charisma to subvert the defense plans of his own people

dude i think the sentinels are escape pods!! remember when the zionistick leadership is discussing how there's "one for every citizen of zion" and morpheus comes in going "sounds like machine thinking to me" and they're all like "whoa, morpheus, whassup" and forget everything they were talking about; sentinels r gunning for nebuchadnezzar because they neo et al are a DANJUH to mankind

i think the drilling and/or sentinels are sent by humans, alive at the top, taking the upper hand perhaps momentarily in their REAL fight against the machines, and sending down rescue crews to the poor fuckers who are literally living in hell (check out that lava action)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

another kooky theory -- the machines are keeping guard over humans until they learn to take responsibility for themselves -- i.e. neo must prove that he knows how to place love over accomidation which is why the Architect gives him the choice in the first place.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

wait what do we make of Neo stopping the sentinels with his mojo, when he wasn't in the Matrix? He's just a regular dude when jacked out, right? So they're RILLY NOT EVER OUT whoa or he's got some other thing going on.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

or it's a massive inconsistency that needs to be logged and discussed on the appropriate websites.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

either he has become powerful enough to carry his powers into the 'real world', or they are not in the real world (as the Architect informs Neo, tho he might have been lying)...but if the latter then why did he go into a coma? if the Architect somehow 'unlocked' Neo's powers into the mezzanine level of the Matrix that they thought was the real world then maybe that explains the coma as 'teething trouble'

and for fucks sake will everyone stop complaining about how the 100 Smiths fight scene looked so CGI/fake...do you people sit and watch cartoons and go 'oh thats so unrealistic'? come on...

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

the prevailing theory (that I am getting used to) is that Zion is a failsafe Matrix for the 0.01% of humans that don't buy the first one. Thus Neo talks to the Architect, and after having a subconscious realization he turns around and tries to see if he can affect Zion-space the same way he can affect Matrix-space. And indeed he can. Thus floored by the terrific unreality of everything he collapses into a state of catatonia.

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

do you people sit and watch cartoons and go 'oh thats so unrealistic'?

Well, at least I can remove my four-fingered white gloves from my hands.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think that Zion is actually a literal "matrix" -- i.e. that ppl in Zion are actually jacked in somewhere else. It seems a bit too "gotcha" so I think Zion really exists and the ppl. in it are in the "real world" but still in the figurative matrix in that they've been controlled and monitered and etc. by the machines all along.

The reason the matrix needs to be reset is precisely coz that failsafe can't handle neo, and his "anomilies" need to be redigested to make the next version more "perfect".

Think godel's theorem -- as things accumulate, neo is the "godel number" of the system which challenges its w-completeness, so it has to be recreated at a higher level etc.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

The reason the matrix needs to be reset is precisely coz that failsafe can't handle neo, and his "anomilies" need to be redigested to make the next version more "perfect".

So the entire movie cycle is a figurative instance of a guy hunched over his cubicle at 2 am saying, "God, I need to fix these bugs by tomorrow."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, Ned - Did you see this movie??? I have a theory that you haven't based on what you have/haven't been saying on this thread!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 29 May 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

re CGI quality in the scene w/100 Agent Smiths: they ARE fighting inside a computer program after all!! i doubt the Matrix has EVER had to handle that many polygons and that kind of framerate at once—especially with a virus in the mix, i actually thought it was a neat touch

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

Has anybody else ever noticed that small birds and insects have a terrible refresh rate?

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

That would be neat if it was intended, which I kind of doubt it was. Maybe a General Protection Fault window could pop up in the air.

slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, Ned - Did you see this movie??? I have a theory that you haven't based on what you have/haven't been saying on this thread!

That's amazing, Spencer! You'll be claiming I don't like Andrew WK next!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

i doubt the Matrix has EVER had to handle that many polygons and that kind of framerate at once

ironically this wasnt the problem, seems people have issues with the quality of modelling and animating itself. i personally have nothing but raw intense love for that fight scene

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

like Andy Warhol (and perhaps the Warchowskis in this case) i am often so enthralled by the concept, that the execution of said concept becomes of secondary importance to realising that concept quickly so it can be 'out there' at the right time

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

But don't modern videogames automagically "de-res" when too much starts happening at once? Ha once you've said "everything in this movie is fake" any explanation becomes possible for anything, especially dumb-ass glitches.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

My cell phone is behaving erratically. I think the world is an illusion controlled by Satan.

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

i just can't believe anyone's watching that fight scene, noticing the CGI-ness and deciding its crap as a result. you might as well say all action sequences in video games are rubbish. its still a great action sequence in a film irrespective of that film's other flaws.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

'suspension of disbelief'

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

aka 'the ability to pull shit off'

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

The Smith fight seen was incredible. Those who did not enjoy it were probably paying too much attention to the background: i.e. the fight coreography, at every point, presented specifically appreciable problems of how even a Neo could avoid being hit, and then had Neo resolve those problems in stunning ways. I will say this is a quality with both the Matrix 1 and Fist of Legend, which was by the same guy, though I am assuming Matrix 2 had the same coreographer: but it was entirely gripping in the Smith scene anyway, and exciting as shit. If you actually WATCHED IT.

Hell we're on a music discussion site. Who likes being told the best guitar-solo ever has sloppy finger-work? It's pointless. Get your heads in the game, for real.

As for the rave, it was OK, I say OK, once it became stylish instead of jungle-wierd, like maybe if the sex was not unpleasant that whole segment of the movie would have been pulled off.

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

Hell we're on a music discussion site.

Er, this is ILE, not ILM.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

Though I was just glad, really, that the movie exceeded my expectations of every fight being as undramatic as the early fights: even the full trailers showed nothing to suggest otherwise.

But when Morpheus totally fucks the shit out of the ghost guys, and out of nowhere, alone would have made Matrix 2 more intense and exciting for me then 99% of other moview: and as far as reducing it to action/philosophy in minutes, you still get more good action time here then any other American movie can get away with. So that is a stupid complaint.

All in all it was fucking great.

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

That is why I said 'site' and not 'board'. Take that.

Lastly, you can't go tearing people's code apart when your fighting more than one, let alone more than 99. You're going to get your ass kicked while you sit there.

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

This was fun typing, I say fun typing, hmm!

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

get your head in the game Brian

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 30 May 2003 01:34 (twenty years ago) link

which was by the same guy

Yuen Woo-Ping, also responsible for fight choreography on Croughing Tiger Hidden Dragon, and the new Zu Warriors, which will never be shown over here because God hates me.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 30 May 2003 09:50 (twenty years ago) link

y'all need to see this animatrix stuff, no fooling. s'gorgeous.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Friday, 30 May 2003 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

Who is in the Zu Warriors?

Brian Mowrey (Brian Mowrey), Friday, 30 May 2003 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

mark s to thread, he's got it on VDO tape (tho mebbe has not seen ver Matrix part deux so will not read this thread?)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 May 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/zu_warriors.html

Stuart (Stuart), Friday, 30 May 2003 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

whoa ho! that looks grate ( = looks just as cheesy as the first one!)

i hope they keep the plot just as incomprehensible

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

so if we buy this stuff about the 23 council members, maybe the councillor was the old neo, version five. the french couple was hilarious; i like gremlins-2-style sequel humour. i stuck around for the preview for revolutions which appeared to be all about a big big fight between smith and neo, being watched by the other smiths - there was an oracle narration on top that made it sound like smith was the key to everything working out... i liked it - the fight scene with all the swords and stuff was fucking great. also the keymaster was adorable.

dave k, Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

did they ever explain exactly what prophecy morpheus was convinced of? obviously something about winning fast but anything more specific??

dave k, Saturday, 31 May 2003 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

Did anyone here not laugh when the Merovingian made that woman's vagina explode?

s1utsky (slutsky), Saturday, 31 May 2003 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

also, what the hell sort of name is the merovingian??

dave k, Saturday, 31 May 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

see above corporate mofo link, though for all I know about european history, it could be total b.s.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 1 June 2003 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

the merovingians were a line of kings & also a grail-themed holy order of knights.

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 1 June 2003 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

VAGINIMERON

Dan I., Sunday, 1 June 2003 07:27 (twenty years ago) link


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