Meantime, io9 has things to say about this TV series story.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Those are Jar Jar Binks lollipops, aka the worst marketing idea ever conceived. It's a plastic Jar Jar head with a CANDY TONGUE.
I am not mad at the person who suggested making a candy that would have kids making out with an alien to eat it; that person is hilarious and deserves a medal. I am mad at the person who greenlighted this as a good licensing idea and even went so far as to get engineers to build an assembly line machine that could create candy Jar Jar tongues.
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
50 hours mapped out = 4 characters designed, pilot and second episode written in his head, happy ending planned
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
please do not ever use the phrase "happy ending" in conjunction with George Lucas
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
for all we know that's jar jars genital genital
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
jar jars genital genital whut whut
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
jar jar genital genital whut whut cheese cheese
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.filmdailies.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/jarhead.jpg
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
I wish the part of jar jar had been played by Grover
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
I can't even imagine
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
Lucas claimed that while TV budgets are one-tenth of those in cinema, the ability to make a credible TV show at such lower costs does not yet exist.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
george lucas knows credibility
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
as long as youcan make light sabers and blaster blasts, if you can write a good story and dialog, its a go. of course I like the terrible BBC doctor who effects too
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
if you can write a good story and dialog
ahhhh
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
there's the rub i guess
the dialog in the second prequel made me want to bash anakin with a jar jar pop
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
lucas should be tonguing one of those jar jar pops at every press conference and just wipe his hands and face off with hundred dollar bills when he's done
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
the fact that he doesn't dress like Mr. Monopoly is offensive to me
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/gallery1988sf/Olly/IMG_1338.jpg
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
my 5 year old was finally exposted to the Phantom Menace this week, he did not appear to enjoy any of it
we started watching attack of the clones and he was grossed out by the kissing. However, I thought it was pretty good, having skipped it in the theaters at the time. The scenes with the clones in little bottles was neat, anyway.
― akm, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
the prequels improve in quality as they go along IMO
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
"he killed younglings"
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe it was due to my radically decreasing enthusiasm as the series went on, but I thought phantom menace was the best (though still terrible). The "action" and "romance" in the other two was terrifyingly inept.
Oh, and Yoda leaping around and kicking ass is 1000000x more of a problem than greedo shooting first.
― ryan, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link
Yoda leaping around and kicking ass was great in exactly the same way that the dancing zombies in the "Thriller" video were great
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
Thriller was meant to be funny, Attack of the Clones wasn't
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
the po-faced seriousness of a Yoda/Dooku lightsaber battle
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
he looked like a frog on cocaine
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
Well, yeah
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link
I mean there's nothing in any of the prequels to suggest Lucas had any sense of humour about what he was doing. I refer you to the Darth Vader "NOOOOOOO" scene in the third film (which is definitely the worst, although it's a fairly pointless distinction when they're all so terrible.)
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
"DO NOT WANT!!"
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
"NOOOOO" was one of the best moments in the trilogy. At least it produces a reaction other than boredom (laughter).
― ( . __ . ) . o O ( cum ) (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
"I've become more powerful that any Jedi!"Yeah sure Dooku, that's why you threw a bunch of shit around and then jumped in a spaceship and RAN AWAY.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
I love Phantom Menace, Lucas's cheery ode to Song of the South.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link
I mean there's nothing in any of the prequels to suggest Lucas had any sense of humour about what he was doing.
You think Yoda hobbling up with a crutch, slowly laying it down, brandishing a lightsaber, and then flipping around all over the place like a pachinko ball during the fight, after which he slowly bent over to retrieve his crutch and hobbled away WASN'T intentional humor????
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
I can't believe I'm still chuckling at "DO NOT WANT!!" after all these years
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
or Anakin and Obi-Wan having a mini bitch fit at each other while tied to pillars in the gladiator arena while Padme climbed on top of hers and throttled a monster with her chain was unintentionally funny?
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
I really don't think you understand George Lucas DJP
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think you understand Star Wars movies!
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
like, all six of them are packed with stuff like this, aside maybe from "Revenge of the Sith"
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think I understand CGI
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
I don't consider the prequels to have anything to do with the original trilogy to be honest. They're entirely different in tone and execution.
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
execution, yes; tone, not so much
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
finally watched the yoda fight on youtube (saw I & III but somehow I only caught two minutes at a friends house of a movie named "Attack Of The Clones"). Somehow forgot he'd be an animation now rather than a puppet.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
tbh these days I enjoy the Family Guy/Robot Chicken Star Wars parodies way more than I enjoy any of the Star Wars films
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
The shots of him twirling around mid-air are nice but the dialogue and footage of animated characters grimacing at floating animated objects didn't really do it for me
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link
actually twirling emperor might even be funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRd9PGmAQUE
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
This is where i give up
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link
it's just that there is no reason for anyone operating from anything like a position of fairness to give the original trilogy a pass; those movies are very enjoyable, but they are also very, very stupid, in all of the same ways that the prequel trilogy is stupid
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think george lucas has been fair to us, why should we be fair to george lucas
― da croupier, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link