Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

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and over in Montreal:

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would punch all these cartoonists in the nutsack

watta fuckin asshole-- he couldnt even DRAW a google screen shot?

That freaking google shot ain't even true!

Some goon reported that Michael Ramirez who's authored no shortage of excrable toons died today in Tokyo of a heart attack. His wiki has been updated, but I'm trying to find something more official.

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Rap your life away? LOLZ.

I'm suburban and white, and even I know "ho" doesn't apply to little girls. I think he was looking for "shortie."

That UN shadows one is sooooo unrealistic.

that rap music comic came out right after the nappy headed hoes thing which makes it even worse imo

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Are you a sad irony-deficient moran, or just trying to be amusing?

and speaking of sad, irony-deficient morans, let's have this weeks state of the union:

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So, it must LIBERALS' fault for a highly successfully, highly sexualized doll line? And it hasn't be around for almost the entirety of the current regime? Nice that he going after the term 'Liberated', too, because why not dig up some culture war from about 4 decades ago?

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Someone plz feel free to tease apart the metaphor here, or at least what kind of convoluted and/or hilariously dissonant thinking would require it to make sense.

oh and we can't forget this one:

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Each of these panels are effectively clip art for this guy by now, right?

And some duck:

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what's this 'EVEN THE OMBUDSMAN!!!!" shit??? wouldn't the ombudsman of a paper be the first to point fingers at the paper's perceived biases?

Washington Post...Times...whatever. Same thing, right?

i just want to punch every one of these cartoonists hard, until their noses are entirely flat.

Still, "OMBUDSPERSON"?! Man, political correctness has truly gone too far, what kind of commie pinko rag would change that staffer's title to OH WAIT

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Ombuddie.

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Barack Sgt. Schultz Obama

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Nothing a good barber, and a good warden couldn't cure.

I hate this artist.

lol i bet hes bald

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patriotart guy's stuff currently carried in http://www.conservativechronicle.com/

Published from Hampton, Iowa

I wonder if the Big Haired Degenerates Club is opening up membership to the public next year

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GORSH IF WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING WHYZ IT SNOW?!

btw it's -29 degrees, just in case you thought that was shredded paper on the ground (such as the millions of reports from scientists saying that global warming is a HOAX, all of course being suppressed by the secularist Sciencecrats!)

its an odd contrast to see how overly rendered some of these toons are, compared to the copy/paste ones or shit like this:

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WHOA DUDE.... THAT iS ONE ViOLENT GAME!

dude is one step away from drawing hearts over the i's

you wantcher shoe joeks, i gotcher shoe joeks right here: *grabs crotch*

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oh COME ON it's not too hard to at least make it look like the guy

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SADDAM

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and back to the old fave:

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IF THE DEMOCRATS ARE SO CONCERNED WITH GLOBAL WARMING THEY HAVEN'T SEEN MY FRIGID WIFE

some of those shoe jokes were just like normal political cartoons

Yeah, i think everybody needed to take a bite of that joke. I'd make more of a shoe-related pun but that's not my department.

back to our regularly scheduled assyness

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im really confused by the post mortem reappearance of saddam

See, Saddam would've shot and killed the guy backstage of the conference, the NEW Iraq just has him beaten backstage while the president speaks; he is meant to show CONTRAST at how much we have helped those brown savages GROW, DO U SEE

but the guy is still wearing his shoes he just under suspicion for planning to throw shoes which implies there has been at least one previous shoe throwing incident - which of course would be the time bush got some shoes thrown at him - after saddam was already dead

That cartoon is taking place in an alternate history America after Saddam invaded the US. Previous shoe throwing incident was when a group of patriot spies planned to throw a shoe at him 'Valkyrie' style. Shoes are now illegal in Allah Akbarmerika; they left loafers on him to send a message.

I honestly don't understand why I have to explain this to you.

o i c ty forks :)

also duh throwing shoes is like a thing in arabia so it would not have been unheard of in saddam's day to preemptively hang suspected shoe throwers which according to the cartoon is basically what he did anyway

god I hate unions

waht abt unoincorns

Hunh. Guess Michael Ramirez isn't dead after all. Apparently, that toon is part of his pitch for his upcoming book The Iranian Cockroach Lies Heavy, in which the US lost the war and a victorious Saddam unites with a re-elected Ahmadinnajad to spread Sharia law through-out the world. Saddam got the east coast, Iran got the rest. There's occasionally pre-emptive shoe-thrower hanging on the side. The weird part is that the book gets even more science-fictiony, in that Saddam keeps a tank of 72 virgin pre-cogs who dream and determine where crimes(e.g. shoe-related) will occur.

There's some recent interview where Ramirez talks about consulting the Qu'ran to determine where the plot should go, and gobbling handfuls of amphetamines all the while..

is that supposed to be a joke

and her forelegs

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website caption:

"Austin Powers was right"

^^^^ ok does anyone else read that as a typical icky conservative sleight of hand? ie - "dude, did you just srsly call out rachel maddow as a man because she's a lesbian with short hair? tacky!" "what, no! i was just making a dumb austin powers reference, YOU'RE the one who interpreted it as a homophobic dig, not me. not everything is homophobic etc"

i mean maybe i am crazy but this is SOP joke-telling for ppl that like to get away with saying ugly stuff and then judo flipping other ppl's anger/offense into something else

more like they'll tell a gross joke that doesn't even make any sense to smokescreen the fact that robert stacy mccain is completely totally a racist

he should use real puppets

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lookit that... just look.

oops, you might have to right click and choose "open image" to see all of it.

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(This is apparently about some military trial I'm unaware of. I mean, OBVIOUSLY, just look at it.)

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Yes, slavery, exactly.

none of them make the slightest bit of sense to me.

so basically electing a black man president unshackled our nation's cartoonists from the tyranny of non-overtly racist imagery, huh

I'm just a britishes, but is the 'woods pile' really a reference to the phrase I think it is?

it was argued on the something awful thread that it wasn't, but how could it not be? the guy would either have to be totally ignorant or completely tone deaf to think it wouldn't be taken that way.

you guys wanna open up or

i mean tiger woods sleeps around so suddenly there are purple blobs with deflated balloons attached?

Why are Dems so interested in tard money? Leave the tards alone, you jerks!

(no judo flipping, just ugly. Sorry.)

you guys wanna open up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_in_the_woodpile

classy

i mean, seeing that and then seeing that cartoon - is there any way on earth that isn't a reference to that phrase? i can't see it.

I WANT TO BELIEVE, or i don't want to believe that BAR BEE, in between drinking grain alcohol and hits of blotter acid, could be that vile. i mean, that's like 25% more vile than his usual shit. oh, wait, there was the one where muslims were depicted as bearded cockroaches.

Someone seems to have added a reference to the cartoon to the wiki page on the phrase...

whoah

tbf i have never heard that term before in my life

What the fuck was going through the heads of those ppl who decided to bust it on national radio/in parliament recently? Joel Barbee might at least have the excuse that being an offensive prick is effectively his job description

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this is a little late, but just wanted you guys to see what is fast becoming the new "GLOBAL WARMING HEH IT'S COLD OUTSIDE STUPID LIEBRAL" type talking point for winter 2009-2010. whoop.

"the final solution"

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chuck asay... still terrible after all these years.

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really. fucking really.

alright, last one:

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** BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO.

i dont get it.

^^^^catchphrase for this thread.

i was referring to the christmas decoration/santa soldier ones.

america is santa and is bringing peace to the brown peoples through christmas, the one holiday all religions celebrate.

ah. never knew geldof was american.

Why is that football thinking about Santa?

new thread for 2k10?

batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

this is from 2009 so I'll put it here I guess?

anyway, HOLY FUCKING SHIT:

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oh, it's a parody. NO LESS FUNNY

Lock thread, leave it at that one.