― Wrinklepaws (Wrinklepaws), Saturday, 1 April 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link
I am not sure how producing material of this sort qualifies ms Angel to be a sex columnist? Unless the only questions they will be fielding will be from workers in the adult industry?
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw Patrick (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 1 April 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eppy (Eppy), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link
i met this girl on ilm and at first the sex was really great but now she thinks the first side of forever changes is better than the second wtf.
please help,c/d my girlfriend
― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 1 April 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 1 April 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Beta (abeta), Saturday, 1 April 2006 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― more alt.humor, less alt.porn (mike h.), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Both of them are out of the new Spin, though, or so I hear...
― Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Sunday, 2 April 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― veronica moser (veronica moser), Sunday, 2 April 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― veronica moser (veronica moser), Monday, 8 May 2006 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link
The sectional breakdown, so you never have to waste your money on this:
COVER: Dismal layout/design, pathetically cloying typeface, a thudding dumbing-down that simply could not have been imagined. Gag on this: "America's 101 Wildest Parties!" At least the new tagline is mediocre; it could have been outright bad.
MASTHEAD: Pemberton's name makes me anxious. Having Charles Aaron as music editor makes me feel like I'm 40.
FOB - SPIN OUT: awful, 2nd-rate VICE photo gag featuring the absolute worst NYC nightlife has to offer. I don't want to know these people, let alone read about them or hear their response to the inane question of "If you were a musical instrument, what kind of musical instrument would you be?" Seriously, who the fuck wrote this?
FOB - Editor's letter: Embarassingly unfunny. Predictably poorly written. Wow.
FOB - "The Download 20": ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
FOB - "Barometer": worst lead-off FOB article in a music mag, like, ever. This is how you introduce "music for life"? The second article is actualyl even LESS FUCKING RELEVANT; why is there an article on French rioters?
FOB - "The Joy of Text": this appears to be an unclever idea for a column...Ariane Marder (WTF?) interviews people by text messaging.
FOB - More "Barometer" featuring one of those really, really interesting updates on Pete Doherty. Somebody wake up the fucking editor there and tell them that there are at least 10,000 junkies more interesting than this guy, and probably several hundred who sell more records.'
FOB - "SPIN Looks": This is another VICE-ly stab at relevance where they take a picture of some fame-seeker in New York and then ask a bunch of fashion related questions. Not only dumb, but poorly executed. Several pages later, we have "My Brilliant Career", which is sort of the same thing except they have some editorial assistant's friend who doesn't even work in the music business playing "ten questions." Oh, and then to show how much Pemberton doesn't get it, he repeats the "SPIN Looks" sidebar a couple of pages later with someone who is even more uninteresting than the first.
FOB - "The Brain" : In yet another idea repurposed from Blender, Charles Aaron "answers your ticklish questions" about music. What's with everyone in the mag with even a partial column getting their picture by the header. I'm a fan of Aaron but dude seriously looks like he's got a physics class to teach. Nearby "The Brain" we have one of those advertorials called "SPIN Genius Thing", which tells us how great the $350 Pentax camera is.
FOB - "Send Me An Angel": Here we have the slut column. Words fail me.
Interview - LL COOL J: He was the coolest rapper when I was in high school. In 1986. The "buying guide" sidebar is handy, if pretty much ubiquitous (thanks to Pemberton's alma mater.)
Summer Concert Preview - Kind of better than I thought it might be, but it's nothing new to the magazine.
Feature - Kelis: Is she really going to be hot this year or yet another one-hit wonder?
Feature - "Welcome To Ghost Town": thousands of words on...Chernobyl?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Have these people lost their fucking minds?????????
Feature - Eddie Vedder: a decent Q&A, although since he's hitting all the major mags it's sort of seems...dated already. Hopefully they've got a Nirvana interview to run next month as a follow-up.
Feature - Parker Posey's picture scrapbook: kind of a good idea, although Posey seems like one of those celebs that only New Yorkers are in love with. That, and I kept wondering where the pics of Ryan Adams were.
Feature - Jack White and his backing band: Is this guy blowing someone at SPIN? Because they are on his jock like white on rice.
Reviews - now called "In & Out": The thing that happens when you slice reviews down to 100 or so words is that you pretty much make them stylishly indistinguishable. In other words, there's no need for bylines since every writer sounds exactly the same. Or, in this case, every review reads like it was lifted from Blender. The section is totally without personality. Same with the video reviews. Congrats, SPIN. You've really cooked this goose well.
BOB - "SPIN Out": Distressingly titled, but simply the absolute worst waste of copy space I've ever seen in a glossy. Ever. Worse than any events listing in any alterna-weekly. And as if listing over a hundred bar nights in a ploy to raise ad revenues wasn't bad enough, SPIN brings back the dingbat known as Ultragrrl as a feature events writer. There are SIX FULL PAGES OF THIS WITH NO ADS TO BREAK ANYTHING UP. It's worthless, unimaginative, and ugly in a way that I am stunned any graphic designer could tolerate.
BOB - "Navigator": Cribbed from CMJ Monthly, this is a city guide. CMJ did this much better. Terribly ugly to look at, so bad that you will never read one entry.
Backpage - "25 Questions For Bill Maher": The biggest question of course is, "Who gives a shit about Bill Maher?"
Admittedly, I had low expectations but this issue floored me. The design alone is so pathetic, so lifeless. The editorial direction has absolutely no focus and the execution is what I might expect from Parade magazine; I'd credit part of this to a new editor but there is no promise anywhere. Blender is ten times better than this.
― don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― don weiner (don weiner), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link
― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link
These things were such a fucking pain in the ass to put together! They can have them!
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link
Also, I don't know who this person is, but that's a totally fucking genius idea for an front-of-book feature.
― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― goonie goonie moony juney purple spoonie killa noonie (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Look under UPDATE
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.gawker.com/news/spin/andy-pemberton-nearly-sacked-again-177681.php is the one I meant to post.
― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 2 June 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― veronica moser (veronica moser), Friday, 2 June 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link
response: "BUT PLAYBOY IS GOOD!!!!!!"
― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 2 June 2006 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― veronica moser (veronica moser), Friday, 2 June 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― don weiner (don weiner), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link
I can. It was a deep red cover with a picture of Flea jumping in the air with a flourescent green mohawk in the "Mother's Milk" era. I was in 9th grade and, actually, my girlfriend gave it to me. So, I guess I didn't even buy it.
― Avid Spin Reader (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
Chuck Eddy IN ?
Is Chuck the only person that can save SPIN?
What about this as a "dream team" CHUCK & GEETA as a new management editor duo at Spin ?
Chuck ensuring METAL/ Rock coverage, GEETA ensuring the best ELECTRONIC coverage
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link
Pemberton Exits Spin http://tinyurl.com/lybuz"A replacement has not yet been named."
Well it's time to pitch a new strategy / concept for SPIN?
― DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 26 June 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link
WTF?
their coolest parties section and last night parties picture seciton is really just plain awful
― kevin barking (arghargh), Monday, 26 June 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link
Spin (online, I hope) conflates Corin Tucker and Carrie Brownstein:
CORIN TUCKERDates: October 7-29 Price:$16Opening Acts: Golden Bears, Hungry Ghost Why You Should Go: SPIN named Sleater-Kinney's 1997 release Dig Me Out one of the 125 Best Albums of the Past 25 Years—and it's not like all that talent just evaporated since the trio went on hiatus in 2006. The Portland, OR-based singer-guitarist—who has been moonlighting as an actor (she starred alongside the Shins' James Mercer in 2009's Some Days Are Better Than Others), comedienne (she performs with SNL's Fred Armisen as ThunderAnt), and blogger (for NPR's Monitor Mix)—will debut songs off her debut solo album, 1,000 Years (out October 5), which she has called her "middle-aged mom record." Yeah... if by "mom" you mean one of music's fiercest feminists and guitar goddesses who happens to have two kids.
Dates: October 7-29 Price:$16Opening Acts: Golden Bears, Hungry Ghost Why You Should Go: SPIN named Sleater-Kinney's 1997 release Dig Me Out one of the 125 Best Albums of the Past 25 Years—and it's not like all that talent just evaporated since the trio went on hiatus in 2006. The Portland, OR-based singer-guitarist—who has been moonlighting as an actor (she starred alongside the Shins' James Mercer in 2009's Some Days Are Better Than Others), comedienne (she performs with SNL's Fred Armisen as ThunderAnt), and blogger (for NPR's Monitor Mix)—will debut songs off her debut solo album, 1,000 Years (out October 5), which she has called her "middle-aged mom record." Yeah... if by "mom" you mean one of music's fiercest feminists and guitar goddesses who happens to have two kids.
http://www.spin.com/gallery/preview-25-best-fall-tours?page=15#main
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
chicks, man
― maura, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
that clause has been taken out btw
― maura, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― markers, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
In the old days it would have been in print, and Kathleen Hanna would have set fire to a copy on stage. I miss the old days.
― dlp9001, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
In the old days there's no way it would have made it to print, because five editors would have looked it over before it reached the printers.
― slow a cat sample down 800 percent (Matos W.K.), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
in the old days they would have gone 'wtf is a blogger?' and waited way too long to establish any kind of web presence by which point it was too late and some schmuck in chicago could run circles around them.
― balls, Thursday, 2 September 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh no, according to google the Bikini Kill/Magazine Burning thing has vanished from history completely. How sad.
― dlp9001, Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link