I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Actually sorta surprising that the dig didn't include ludicrous false equivalencies re Bam, Madeline Albright, strident lesbians liberal youth, and members of the Bush administration.

i read it as an affectionate jab?

affectionate jabs only work if there's some element of truth to them. my carefree 'let's fuck' nature has nothing to do with how much i'm in love with this boy.

i mean, even though our relationship started that way ;)

TWO WORDS: ROAD HEAD. i don't think i've ever done something so incredibly hot and incredibly dangerous. (i was driving).

wait - you've shit on a guy's face for money but had never received road head?

^^ new board description

Next is road scat.

tabes, every time I turn around it's breakfast... I thought it was earlier this year you were maybe moving to Brooklyn for somebody, maybe it was 2010. You just declare love a lot compared to my rate (ie, not so far).

oh morbz, but the world is DYNAMIC and everything is always changing, including our emotions.

brooklyn is not in the cards for the near future, btw.

I'm not into twinks and I'm not into incest, but.....

http://dlisted.com/files/biebertat1.jpg

Ewww.

But, hey, I've been contemplating finding the wannabe-hipster Jonas brother hot lately.

I do have a history with guys like Daddy Beebz, so I guess that makes sense.

He just looks like he'd be dirty.

This is the split collar weight I was talking about

http://www.ruland.com/images/Collars_group_wQC.jpg

LOL at this ad on xtube

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6467/ilex.jpg

Image removed. What was it ?

Picture of dudes fucking with "I LOVE EVERYTHING" as the title.

haha

Sounding: C/D?

Table, I'd imagine you've tried this, right?

I don't know what that is.

hey, I went to the Gay Bar wearing a baseball t shirt with an anthropomorphic CRAB on it.

and yet, I found, the resident Hot Mess asking me "When's the last time you had a blowjob?"

and 5 minutes later, he was giving me one.

you never know.

Nice!

Haha "resident Hot Mess." Actual audible chuckle.

Sounding is formerly a medical procedure in which the urethra is sounded with a steel probe. It was a treatment for the clap, and actually now that I think of it, it is still a treatment for constricted urethras.

Sounding always kinda freaked me out. Ugh also I have had ZERO desire to engage in any TMI-worthy behavior for the past two weeks. I think I overdid it in Anacortes/Olympia/Portland/SF/LA/Vegas.

Have you done sounding, Stevie?

I have and it is sort of horrifying, but really amazing.

Let me tell you something: the first pee after sounding is A W F U L.

i cannot for the life of me imagine EVER wanting to do that

like it's bad enough if a stray pube gets caught up there

Hoe big did you go? Coffee stirrer sized? Pencil? Carrot?

Thinner than a pencil.

Stray pubes?? They get caught up there?

It feels sort of like an orgasm. And it does not hurt. The bad part is 99% mental and .5% peeing afterward.

the name "sounding" makes me imagine there's a little tuning fork at the other end

MAN. My neighborhood. It's a non-stop parade of hot, hot men. It's a little distracting. And being halfway btwn the gym 2 blocks away on one side and the beach on the other side, a lot of guys wear no shirts and/or nylon basketball shorts, which are extremely revealing.

Oops xp.

I'm not sure what's up with my libido over the last week, but I am about to die of ardor.

It's 90º outside, I'm having the same problem.

Having been catheterized once, if anyone ever tries to stick anything up there again, I'm sticking a chainsaw up theirs.

I was at a party where a guy said that the first time he was catheterized he wanted to marry the nurse who did it to him.

I was only catheterized once, by the doctor (gastroenterologist) I was dating, and it didn't go well. You would think an MD - especially a GI doc - would know how to insert a catheter! But b/c I was sitting when he did it, my urinary tract didn't allow the tube to pass through, and it hurt like a motherfucker and I bled a little.

Corey, how does the temperature affect your libido?

Having been catheterized once, if anyone ever tries to stick anything up there again, I'm sticking a chainsaw up theirs.

This.

wish I wasn't such a bastard to the best ever 7 am catheter story that that belongs to a pretty good movie that was never made

ok guys, let me know when this topic has passed

will do.

god the one time I click on the gay thread it's about SOUNDING

i just want to figure out why it is called SOUNDING

do you shove yr headphone lead up there?

FYI the gynecological tool that measures the depth of the uterus is also called a sound. And taking a depth reading at sea is called a sounding.

In case that helps.

the out sound from way in

Yes, think "sounding the depths."

If you look up "sounding" on X-tube (gay or straight) you will be, to continue the maritime-ish theme, a wiser and sadder man. Especially if you find one in which someone shoves an albatross up there.

The worst thing I've seen on xtube is people shaking up bottles of beer (open, with their thumb over the top) and then shoving the necks into each other's asses

is 'davey jones's locker' a euphemism yet? well it should be.

and then shoving the necks into each other's asses

nummy num kraut jizz goodness

The worst thing I've seen on xtube is people shaking up bottles of beer (open, with their thumb over the top) and then shoving the necks into each other's asses

― The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, September 5, 2011 10:23 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

i was worried this was going to read "into each other's urethras"