I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

i don't like when dudes are rough with it

oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.

Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?

table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.

hahaha

christine, i'd be into it. we don't have a pair, but given his propensity for jacking things (ie- lifting goods from stores), i'm sure that sitch could be worked out.

I like having my nips nearly bitten off. Nipples are really tough - I've bitten others' so hard that I was genuinely worried that I would come away with nip in my mouth.

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Man AA, I feel weird that you've read both of my last couple of posts. I need to shape up and post nicely for a while.

haha it's cool

One of the only things I can contribute to this thread: I've bled from a nip.

Due to sexual acts or from chafing during running?

I don't respond well to more than delicate aureolar pressure.

I'M IN LOVE.

is it Wednesday again?

I never run.

So either this was a sexual injury or you were reenacting the scene from Jackass with the cayman.

Man, I sort of wish it had been the latter. But no, someone just clamped down too hard.

morbz, i haven't said 'i'm in love' on any board since...uh...well, last year? just sayin', can't make digs at me if you can't back them up.

Morbs' digs are not related to facts; often they're not even related to the context in which they're stated.

Actually sorta surprising that the dig didn't include ludicrous false equivalencies re Bam, Madeline Albright, strident lesbians liberal youth, and members of the Bush administration.

i read it as an affectionate jab?

affectionate jabs only work if there's some element of truth to them. my carefree 'let's fuck' nature has nothing to do with how much i'm in love with this boy.

i mean, even though our relationship started that way ;)

TWO WORDS: ROAD HEAD. i don't think i've ever done something so incredibly hot and incredibly dangerous. (i was driving).

wait - you've shit on a guy's face for money but had never received road head?

^^ new board description

Next is road scat.

tabes, every time I turn around it's breakfast... I thought it was earlier this year you were maybe moving to Brooklyn for somebody, maybe it was 2010. You just declare love a lot compared to my rate (ie, not so far).

oh morbz, but the world is DYNAMIC and everything is always changing, including our emotions.

brooklyn is not in the cards for the near future, btw.

I'm not into twinks and I'm not into incest, but.....

http://dlisted.com/files/biebertat1.jpg

Ewww.

But, hey, I've been contemplating finding the wannabe-hipster Jonas brother hot lately.

I do have a history with guys like Daddy Beebz, so I guess that makes sense.

He just looks like he'd be dirty.

This is the split collar weight I was talking about

http://www.ruland.com/images/Collars_group_wQC.jpg

LOL at this ad on xtube

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/6467/ilex.jpg

Image removed. What was it ?

Picture of dudes fucking with "I LOVE EVERYTHING" as the title.

haha

Sounding: C/D?

Table, I'd imagine you've tried this, right?

I don't know what that is.

hey, I went to the Gay Bar wearing a baseball t shirt with an anthropomorphic CRAB on it.

and yet, I found, the resident Hot Mess asking me "When's the last time you had a blowjob?"

and 5 minutes later, he was giving me one.

you never know.

Nice!

Haha "resident Hot Mess." Actual audible chuckle.

Sounding is formerly a medical procedure in which the urethra is sounded with a steel probe. It was a treatment for the clap, and actually now that I think of it, it is still a treatment for constricted urethras.

Sounding always kinda freaked me out. Ugh also I have had ZERO desire to engage in any TMI-worthy behavior for the past two weeks. I think I overdid it in Anacortes/Olympia/Portland/SF/LA/Vegas.

Have you done sounding, Stevie?

I have and it is sort of horrifying, but really amazing.

Let me tell you something: the first pee after sounding is A W F U L.

i cannot for the life of me imagine EVER wanting to do that

like it's bad enough if a stray pube gets caught up there

Hoe big did you go? Coffee stirrer sized? Pencil? Carrot?

Thinner than a pencil.

Stray pubes?? They get caught up there?

It feels sort of like an orgasm. And it does not hurt. The bad part is 99% mental and .5% peeing afterward.

the name "sounding" makes me imagine there's a little tuning fork at the other end

MAN. My neighborhood. It's a non-stop parade of hot, hot men. It's a little distracting. And being halfway btwn the gym 2 blocks away on one side and the beach on the other side, a lot of guys wear no shirts and/or nylon basketball shorts, which are extremely revealing.

Oops xp.

I'm not sure what's up with my libido over the last week, but I am about to die of ardor.