Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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Never mind, I would look like Susan Powter...

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

I was about to say, choose WISELY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

I would be mad impressed with anyone who quoted "Metal Postcard" at the moment of climax.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."

Actually, that's kinda hot. Could you say it in an accent? Say, Russian?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

"You've the most beautiful pussy!"

"Have you ever seen one you didn't think was beautiful?"

"No."

"Thanks. Really. I feel honored."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Ned Raggett!"

...oh, I thought this was the
MOST COMMON THINGS TO SAY DURING MOMENT OF CLIMAX
thread.

sorry.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

Your husband's sense of humor must be one of the best ever. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

I love you, my brand new St-Claire approved Rocket Rocket HSA widget!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Foot fall asleep?"

― hstencil, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

Ow! You're on my hair!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

"JIGSAW FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=34597

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

"James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread."

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

"James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread" with air quotes.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

[dry, cracked voice]

Rosebud...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

"The spice must flow"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

Especially if you were having sex with Geri.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or Sting.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

If you are having sex with both Geri and Sting, you have more things to worry about than what funny thing to say at the moment of climax, not least of which is "When is Robbie Williams showing up?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

That in and of itself might be funny.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you'll be laughing it up until he starts ripping off his skin and flinging it at you while Sting has you pinned down in a tantric choke-hold and Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh! Lotta action in those sentences. Very nice.

Remember, Kids, show dont tell.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, you romantic.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

Please god don't involve Elton John in this, I'm just begging you.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

Now you've gone and done it...

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."
Actually, that's kinda hot. Could you say it in an accent? Say, Russian?

"Ackkkkkhhhh .... My vagina eez aboot to oondergo a seriez of smooth mooscle coon-trak-shee-owns ... accckkkhhh."

Not sure if that was Russian. Sounds a bit more German, really. Sorry. I'll try harder next time.

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you'll be laughing it up until he starts ripping off his skin and flinging it at you while Sting has you pinned down in a tantric choke-hold and Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass.

You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you Dan?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass

she's certainly skinny enough to fit up there

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

"Ned Raggett!"
...oh, I thought this was the
MOST COMMON THINGS TO SAY DURING MOMENT OF CLIMAX
thread.
sorry.
-- BurmaKitty

Your husband's sense of humor must be one of the best ever. ;-)
-- Ned Raggett

HUSBAND?! WHAT HUSBAND? WHERE?!!!!

No, honey, that's not a man in the bed. I just adopted several cats and they are under the blankets sleeping.

Really, no don't worry. We'll be safe while you are out of the country. One of the officers from work said he would come by to check on me.

.......................

sense of humor, surely.

sick sense of humor...apparently.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

You've given this a lot of thought, haven't you Dan?

I have a feeling Dan is always in this free-floating associative mode and then adapts the sentence to appropriate conversational gambits.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 00:55 (twenty years ago) link

"yippie kai-aye motherfuckers!"

This thread is hilarious, I dont know how I missed it before.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

The hilarious thing is that my original sentence included Elton John in the menage a shit.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 May 2003 10:50 (twenty years ago) link

OMG.
"yippie kai-aye motherfuckers!"
I have been saying that all week, cause there was an ad for Die Hard on the telly...

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

"that sex was absolute and utter piffle"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 15 May 2003 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

apparently gary lineker does actually say
"they think it's all over ....
it is now"

apollo geegees if this has already been remarked upon

Never never never call out "Mother!" even for a joke,
unless you dont want to get to sleep before 5 am.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Thursday, 15 May 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

" Oh, dear friends, am I supposed to speak after that. Cary, my dear old friend for many a year, from the earliest years of either of us working in this country. Thank you for that beautiful citation and the trouble you have taken to make it and all the warm generosities in it. Mr. President, and governors of the academy, committee members, fellows, my very noble and approved good masters, my colleagues, my friends, my fellow sutdents. In great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosities, this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it - the prodigal, pure human kindness of it - must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament, which shines upon me that moment - dazzling me a little, but fillin me with the warmth of extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow. From the top of this moment, in the solace, in the kindly emotion that is charging my soul and my heart at this moment, I thank you for this great gift, which lends me such a very splendid part of this, your glorious occasion. Thank you."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

Tottenham Swan.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

"You have provided, not orgasm, but the effect of orgasm."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 15 May 2003 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

Shhh!! Here comes the good part!!

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Thursday, 15 May 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

CHRIST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

"TOTALITY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 08:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Booyah!"

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

"oh I didn't realise you were awake"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

" i really knocked the fuckin bag out of you huh?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

"Plane...going into nosedive...many lives in danger...must bail...out..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

"I wish I had a camera!"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* *whack* *whack* *stinging anal probe*"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

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