oh god, I do that too
I think it's been almost a couple years since my car's been near a vacuum cleaner and there's still some sand from the winter on the floor. I just dumped the mats out every couple months during the winter.
― mh, Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
no gas for my cooker and no money right now to get some. have been eating noodles with microwaved water for the past week....
― Michael B, Monday, 16 May 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
you are all savages
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
too lazy to cut a bagel in half so I just put some cream cheese on top.
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
lol in the past week i have torn bagels in to smaller pieces and dipped them in cream cheese, pita & hummus style
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link
feel like i'm seeing & raising y'all, cinnamon & raisining y'all, by having slept with a duvet and its sheet as separate entities for the past few nights instead of getting around to fitting the sheet.
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link
Not even, unless you took them off the dog's bed or something? The other week while my room was under construction I took all my good bedding off, and slept under one odd sheet folded in half on a bare mattress, with a wadded up towel for a pillow. Got cold in mid of night so I dragged the dirty mattress pad out of laundry and stretched it over me as insulation.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link
I was p sad, though, and wondered what I did wrong to end up there. Def felt like the princess of all the castles a few days later when the sanding was done and I put sheets back on bed.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
ha. that sounds like camping style
― jaxon, Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
took sheets off my bed to wash em, realized I didn't have quarters and haven't put the sheet back on my bed
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link
for like a couple days
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not even proud of having slept on a couch for three years running bcuz i've been too lazy to go thru the process of finding a mattress
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:29 (twelve years ago) link
lol -- three WEEKS, holy hell
this isn't my fault but the cockroaches are back
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:32 (twelve years ago) link
sat around in bath towel all day
― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link
pretty stoked because i've seen more dead cockroaches than living ones in my place lately
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link
^ this is the dirt bag 'congratulations you made it' signal
a kinda sad second act to the separate sheet/duvet thing was sitting watching george carlin youtubes with headphones on last night & realising i probably had to get around to fitting the sheet on the duvet, but not wanting to stand up because of indolence and headphone cord length, so trying to do it sitting down, & it just like five, ten frustrating minutes of attempting to inhabit a sheet while pinning a duvet to my chest. it was like seeing a pterodactyl stuck in a hedge.
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
Oww laughing makes my hangover hurt.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
sauce drips on the table, you lick it off and call it a day
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
I call it "every day," tbh.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
I had scabies in 2009
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
made kraft macaroni & cheese, started boiling the noodles until i realized i was out of milk, so i added an extra tablespoon of butter to "compensate"
― latebloomer, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
ashtray = basically an object that isn't flat
― virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 November 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
any
spilled half my coffee into my cupholder
only thing i had to mop it up with in my call was a short stack of dollar bills
mopping up spills w/ cash on hand ...
dirtbag: y/n?
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
baller
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.quirkins.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rich-bastards.jpg
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
Have added "broken glass" to passenger-side foot area hazards.
― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
I left half-washed laundry sitting in a bucket of soapy water for like 4 days. Rinsed it out last night but the odor of mildew has now permeated my entire foyer where the drying rack is. Balls.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
not sure what you expected there kid!
― one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
I was hoping the colder temps would keep growth at bay. Apparently in vain.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
i recommend soaking in 1 pts white vinegar to 3 pts sulfuric acid, then drying at 450 degrees for 24 hours
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
alternately: bury in a shallow grave in the desert for two to five years
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
My poor tights. ;_;
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, November 14, 2011 5:00 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wait ... there's technically nothing wrong with that, is there?
i know a lot of chefs who use mostly butter, some stock or noodle water and a skosh of cream
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
i guess you end up with cacio e pepe without the pepe
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
-brought a bag of chips into the bathroom with me
caught myself at the last minute though
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
pro-tip: just wipe your ass with the bag, save paper
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
next time anybody criticizes you for eating on the toilet, tell them you're reenacting dante's vision of hell, or maybe that scene from pantagruel and gargantua
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
foil doesn't catch well though
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
gantagruel and perpetua
― the arm (NZA), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
I'm wearing one of those pairs of smelly tights today, because I didn't have/take the time to rinse w vinegar and re-dry them. Every time I move I can smell a waft of mildew.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
― the late great, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 5:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well, it was kraft mac and cheese. there's protocol to follow.
― adolf jingle bells (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
Every time I move I can smell a waft of mildew
eh ymmv but ime that's been pretty much standard since i turned 32
― the late great, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
did you try febreezing them??
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
pretty stoked because i've seen more dead cockroaches than living ones in my place lately― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, October 8, 2011 7:36 PM (5 months ago)
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, October 8, 2011 7:36 PM (5 months ago)
cockroach situation in my place has been really, really good lately. very few sightings, considering they're everywhere on this island.
however, this morning, my only clean work clothes were a wrinkly disaster (via dirt bag style). so i got my iron and ironing board out, only to discover that four or five cockroaches were living INSIDE THE WATER TANK OF MY IRON (it is a translucent tank so i could see them). already late for work (via dirt bag style) and left with no other choice, i heated up the iron and decided to get the wrinkles out of my clothes as fast possible.
but the ~*STENCH*~ of hot, steamy, cockroach shit/piss/bodies/etc that blasted my face was one of the most horrific things i have ever experienced in my entire life (made worse by the fact that due to high winds lately, all my windows were closed for the first time in years).
gotta buy a new iron after work.
thank god my clothes didn't retain the smell (i think).
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
my iron is on the floor nearby and i'm just staring at it
I've heard of roaches being INSIDE THE MICROWAVE DISPLAY WINDOW but never inside an iron. I can't...think about your post in too much detail without losing my shit so I'm going to pretend it happened in a story instead of irl.
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
reminds me of stories i've read of ants infesting automatic coffee makers, living in the reservoir for the water. tossed my coffee maker and never looked back after that.
― wmlynch, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link