keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

wonder how many ppl have been confused by 'red tofu'

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

Let's face it, you Americans and you Belgians have so much in common, so much shared history, yet you just can't get along

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

Erm...

Alicia Key's Ass

that was on ILE, also where's the cheering

Anyway the point is that this IS a totally lame subject for a thread and yet STILL Whiney has managed to turn people in vague sheepish supporters with a prime demonstration of why he's unfunny and everybody hates him. Whiney, I know you get distressed and bewildered when people reference cultural contexts other than yours but it was an image that was shown to billions of people around the world.

Enough of this shit on our blood sausages of the world thread, anyway.

this is hardly the best occasion to act like a "bobby" and lay down the law with Whiney, guv'nah

it's more like 'no one would respond to nominal kim kardashian ass thread by complaining about americans in general', i think. also we are a pinched and humourless nation.

xxpost, most people love me on this board and have no idea who you are, fwiw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JofwEB9g1zg

(There isn't really anyone cheering the original thread premise, that I can see)

i really want some black pudding now

most people love me on this board

this takes chutzpah coming from probably the most-banned poster evr

(There isn't really anyone cheering the original thread premise, that I can see)

― Matt DC, Friday, May 13, 2011 8:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i know, that was my point!

god black sausage is so fucking good.

I've got to say I'm not sure about this one from Vietnam.

like, why are you going to the mat for a thread that everyone knows is stupid even if they understand the reference?

nah, i think one of the better aspects of blood sausage is they've cooked the fucking blood

i think it's more that he's calling whiney out for being a cock? which he was, to be quite fair, at the end of the day. full stop.

xpost

like, why are you going to the mat for a thread that everyone knows is stupid even if they understand the reference?

― some dude, Friday, May 13, 2011 1:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's called 'national pride' son

absolutely no harm in shitting up a thread that was shit to begin with imo

this takes chutzpah coming from probably the most-banned poster evr

― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:52 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is my name l0u1s jagg3r?

(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)

also, if i actually got the vibe that more people hated me than loved me here, i would stop posting entirely. i have a great support network of friends on ilx who fully support my shitting up of shitty britty threads

partial to "Boudin" blanc myself, which despite the name is not made of blood at all

Nah as Tracer says I was just calling Whiney out for being a cock. Now I just want to talk about blood sausage.

it's so sad, he had a great support network of friends on ilx

i think it's more that he's calling whiney out for being a cock? which he was, to be quite fair, at the end of the day. full stop.

xpost

― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:54 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In my defense, if ruining crappy threads and poking fun at british people is being a cock, i think we need to take a step back. This is some real lightweight dickery on my part imho

not sure whether Belgium has any authentic homegrown blood sausages though - will need to check, though I can recommend a fantastic offal restaurant in Brussels.

i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick

i'm sorry StanM and I'm really sorry "Pippa's arse." I'm so sorry I didn't watch more of the most pointless, needlessly expensive, piece of shit distraction in human history so I would know what you look like

cos tbh if somebody was always posting LOL SEPTICS it wd look cock-esque too

but it's always fun to watch u deliberately missing the point, kinda masterly really

i think the thing is Whiney that those of us who like many aspects of the US and its people and hate kneejerk anti-Americanism amongst our fellow Brits occasionally get a bit bored of the old "JEEESUS THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE BACKWARD SAVAGES WHO NEED THE FIRM SMACK OF OUR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM" shtick

― wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, May 13, 2011 8:59 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is, I WAS JOKING!!!

My two favorite restaurants in the world are in Britain.

No they are not Subways that are side by side

"ruining crappy threads"

makes you ~think~

I think the golden rule of ruining crappy threads is not to immediately make yourself look worse than the original poster.

okay everything forgiven for "No they are not Subways that are side by side"

Though, i was in a rush once in London and popped into a British Subway. They still call them "six inch subs" even though no one used the metric system there

I think the golden rule of ruining crappy threads is not to immediately make yourself look worse than the original poster.

― Matt DC, Friday, May 13, 2011 9:01 AM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark

i dunno, man, "Pippa's Arse Live On Two Legs" is kinda rock bottom

so glad that didn't say "pooped into" like I thought it did at first.

xpost

tbf he lost me at "Pippa's Arse"

lightweight dickery goes in the 'possible titles for memoir' box

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Brits are fucking mental when it comes to imperial vs metric.

all the americans in this thread otm

http://www.thehugsproject.com/BlessTheUSA.gif

this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't dissed black pudding

black pudding... more like WACK PUDDING

They still call them "six inch subs" even though no one used the metric system there

― laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 13, 2011 2:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bugzy-malone-manchester-crown-court-bury-cole-miami-b954158.html

Rapper Bugzy Malone punched two strangers in “retribution” and broke their jaws after he wrongly believed they intruded and attacked his home, a court has heard.

The unlikely backdrop to the incident on September 9 2018 was the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom, near Bury jurors at Manchester Crown Court were told.

remember the good times
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oi mates!

they're not even British you ignorant git!

(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)

― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 5:56 AM (eleven years ago)

DCI Rebecca Fenney-Menzies, of Northumbria police, said