keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

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she's a rich celebrity, right? like paris hilton?

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

are we talking about the "british ppl aren't funny" meme?

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

*expresses incredulity, scorn*

funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda want 2 start a zeitgeist capturing thread abt how disdainfully shouting something in a 'funnie voice' is the stupidest & most played way of mocking something but

funperson (Lamp), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

according to google, "arse" is european slang for vagina part #traveltips

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

wikipedia says

Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton (born 6 September 1983)[1] is an English party planner, socialite and http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/5713/berneydidnotread.gif

laroo tbh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

go down on my knees and ask that gif to marry

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Friday, 13 May 2011 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

she's really not all that. i also imagine she'd be the most boring person on earth. people are weird.

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Friday, 13 May 2011 07:47 (twelve years ago) link

Oh. Okay then.

StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link

Every, I mean EVERY celebrity gossip magazine had her gaunt puffy-eyed grin slapped on the front cover in WHSmith yesterday. Sometimes you just wanna slap people.

Devil Mo (dog latin), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see why it's so awful to start a thread about Britishes matters, when there are tons of threads that are only relevant to the American posters.

Tuomas, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

This thread is Belgian though

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

this isn't relevant to british posters either

lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

Or music.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

kind of amazed that people who can spend 1000s of posts debating whether calling people rude words is actually kinda empowering are upset about this thread, even with its admittedly awful first post

underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, 13 May 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

It's somewhat ranshackle, should be on ILE, and also is that "Didn't read" gif a new 'substitute for the word xxxx' type thing?

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 09:23 (twelve years ago) link

ttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/05/13/pippa-middleton-driver-s-other-half-daubs-is-pippa-s-bum-still-better-than-mine-on-motor-115875-23126351/

Per Yngve's having his brain out (MaresNest), Friday, 13 May 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

missed a bit.

Mark G, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

god so bored of 'lol brits' sentiment. otoh also bored of the middletons

what is whiney's 'didn't read lol' gif actually from

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure Whiney knows where Belgium is actually.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

he must do, they make buns and fries

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

It was some high quality self-clowning on a "this thread is lame and Local Garda is British" tip.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

the Dick van Dyke voice always makes me laugh tbh

wanking on the moon (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

"blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt" - don't remember this bit in Mary Poppins

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost otm. also asia iirc

just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Chimchiminee, chimchiminee, chim-chim-chi-runt

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

keep the meme alive

gr8080, Friday, 13 May 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

"As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States, foods like blood sausage (sometimes still called Blutwurst) are still eaten in the country, although often by older generations. Among other English-speaking North Americans, the consumption of British-style black pudding and similar dishes is largely confined to recent immigrants from Great Britain, Ireland, Australia, and so forth. This Old World tradition also continues with French Canadians and Cajuns (Acadians). Blood sausages are very difficult to find in American supermarkets, and are often made at home, especially by the older generations. In Wisconsin, Brussels and Sturgeon Bay are both home to local grocers who produce blood sausage, due to their large Belgian American populations. Supermarkets throughout Maine also carry locally produced blood pudding due to the state's large French Canadian population. In southeastern Michigan, Polish-style kiszka can be found in supermarkets throughout the year, but more so during Easter. This is largely due to the sizable Polish ancestry throughout the region.

An Italian-American version of black pudding in the San Francisco Bay area is called biroldo and has pine nuts, raisins, spices, pig snouts and is made using either pig’s or cow's blood.

Cajun boudin is a fresh sausage made with green onions, pork, livers (usually chicken), and rice. Pig's blood was sometimes added to produce boudin rouge, but this tradition became increasingly rare after the mid-twentieth century due to the decline of the boucherie (traditional communal butchering) and government health regulations. As a result, Cajun boudin is now usually made without blood.

In many areas of Latin America, morcilla is served. Morcilla is sometimes made with a filler of rice and/or onions, and seasoned with paprika and other spices. In Puerto Rico, it is made spicy-hot and served fried. In some countries of South America, morcilla is a traditional component of the asado, a regional mixed grill or barbecue meal. In Venezuela, morcilla is often served with parrilla (barbecue). Morcilla is also eaten inside a sandwich called "morcipán," especially in Argentina and other Río de la Plata countries; in Uruguay, although not in Argentina, a sweet and sour version including raisins and pine nuts is popular, some vendors even adding chocolate, caramelized orange peels, peanuts, and other dried fruits. Uruguayans usually are fond of sweet or salty morcilla, and most restaurants and supermarkets carry both versions. In Chile, it is called prieta. In Ecuador it is called salchicha. In Panama and Colombia, it is called morcilla, rellena or tubería negra, and is usually filled with rice. In Brazil, as in Portugal, morcela and chouriço de sangue are eaten. In Nicaragua, it is called "moronga".

In Guyana, the main ingredient in black pudding is cooked rice seasoned with herbs, such as thyme and basil. The rice is mixed with cow's blood, stuffed into cow's or pig's intestine, and boiled until firm. It is served as an appetizer or snack, often with any type of hot sauce, mild to hot, depending on preference and regional area.

In Suriname, black pudding is known by the Dutch name bloedworst, and white pudding by the also Dutch name vleesworst.

The Caribbean

In Antigua, rice pudding is a local delicacy and it is prepared the same way as black pudding. In the French Antilles boudin antillais is very popular, this being the French boudin noir with local Caribbean chili and other spices.

In Trinidad & Tobago, a version of black pudding heavily seasoned with local peppers is prepared from pig's blood. It is sold by local producers as a popular accompaniment to rolls of crusty hops bread.
[edit] Asia
Sundae, a Korean blood sausage.
Blood pudding (豬血糕) on a stick
Bami haeng ped in Chiang Mai, Thailand: wheat noodles with duck and pieces of "blood tofu"

Across Asia, various peoples create foods from congealed animal blood. Most of these foods do not have casing and might be considered a version of sliced sausage. In the Chinese cultures, whole coagulated blood is fried or steamed as a snack or cooked in a hot pot. In Mainland China, "blood tofu" (Chinese: 血豆腐; pinyin: xiě dòufǔ), or "red tofu" (Chinese: 红豆腐; pinyin: hóng dòufǔ), is most often made with pig's or duck's blood, although chicken's or cow's blood may also be used. Like the above dishes, this has no casing but is simply cut into rectangular pieces and cooked. In the Northeast China, the "blood sausage" is a traditional food which is cooked with sheep or goat blood. In resource-poor Tibet, congealed yak's blood is a traditional food.[1][2] In Hong Kong, the dish is only made with pig's blood and simply called "pig red" (traditional Chinese: 豬紅). In Taiwan, pig's blood cake (traditional Chinese: 豬血糕; pinyin: zhū xiě gāo), made of pork blood and sticky rice is served on a popsicle stick is a very popular snack at local night markets in Taiwan.

In Tibetan cuisine, sausages or "gyurma" refer to blood sausages and are made with yak or sheep's blood which may or may not include either rice or roasted barley flour as filler. The sausage uses natural casing employing the use of yak or sheep's intestine.

A similar dish from the Philippines, dinuguan (from the word dugo meaning "blood") (pork-blood stew) is a stew consisting of diced beef or pork meat and organs with pig or cow blood simmered in a rich, spicy gravy of pig blood, garlic, chili and vinegar. Because the stew is thick and dark, the euphemism "chocolate meat" was coined. Dinuguan is often served with white rice or a Philippine rice cake called puto. A Philippine delicacy is known by its colloquial name, "betamax," which is—like the Chinese blood tofu—congealed chicken blood cut into cubes and then either fried or barbecued.

This dish, dinuguan, is also known in Java as saren, which is made with chicken's or pig's blood.

The majority of Korea's sundae (순대) can be categorized as blood sausage. The most common type of soondae is made of potato noodle (dangmyeon), barley, and pig's blood but some variants contain sesame leaves, green onion, fermented soy paste (doenjang), sweet rice, kimchi, bean sprouts, in addition to the common ingredients.

Vietnamese 'dồi tiết' (Northern) or 'dồi huyết' (Southern) is blood sausage, boiled or fried, made with pork blood, pork fat, basil.

In Thai cuisine sai krok lueat (Thai: ไส้กรอกเลือด) is a blood sausage (Thai: sai krok = sausage, Thai: lueat = blood), often served sliced and accompanied by a spicy dipping sauce. "Blood tofu" is simply called lueat (Thai: เลือด, blood) in Thailand. This can be used in many Thai dishes such as in noodle soups, Thai curries, or as an addition to certain rice dishes such as Khao man kai.
[edit] Europe

While the phrase "blood sausage" in English is understood in Britain, it is never used unless in the context of depicting foreign usage (e.g., in the story "The Name-Day" by Saki), or when describing similar blood-based sausages elsewhere in the world.

Black pudding in the United Kingdom is generally made from pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal; in the past it was occasionally flavoured with pennyroyal, differing from continental European versions in its relatively limited range of ingredients and reliance on oatmeal instead of onions to absorb the blood.[3] It can be eaten uncooked, but is often grilled, fried or boiled in its skin.

In the UK, black pudding is considered a delicacy in the Black Country, where it can trace its origins back hundreds of years.It is also but to a lesser extent, associated with Lancashire and particularly with the town of Bury, where it is usually boiled and served with malt vinegar out of paper wrapping.[4] In the remainder of the country, and especially in the south, it is usually served sliced and fried or grilled as part of a traditional full breakfast; it is also served this way in Ireland, New Zealand, and the Canadian provinces of Nova Scotia and Newfoundland and Labrador. The further addition of the similar white pudding is an important feature of the traditional Northumbrian, Scottish, Irish and Newfoundland breakfast.

Towns other than Dudley in the West Midlands noted for their black pudding include Bury, Clonakilty, County Cork in Ireland's south west, and Stornoway, Isle of Lewis off the west coast of Scotland.

Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips."

Never heard of it as an alternative to fish and chips tho??? Unless they mean like a pizza being the alternative to a kebab...on the way home at 3am.

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

"blood tofu"

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.ce.cn/cysc/sp/ysnn/200801/11/W020080111377230617645.JPG

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

i hate you

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

deep fried black pudding ftw.

Neil S, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

As German Americans are one of the largest ancestral groups in the United States

The largest surely

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

now feel like malicious edit to black pudding page

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

"German Americans are citizens of the United States of German ancestry and comprise about 51 million people, or 17% of the U.S. population, the country's largest self-reported ancestral group."

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

Black and white pudding, as well as a third variant red pudding is served battered at chip shops in Scotland and England as an alternative to fish and chips.

In some parts of Ireland, notably Cork and Kerry, a yellow or green pudding can be served which is made using goats cheese and turmeric.

lol hmm which could be false here

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

Feel like a lengthy discussion of blood sausage is the only appropriate way to go.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

not a huge fan of the spanish ones myself...a bit heavy on the cumin

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:28 (twelve years ago) link

wonder how many ppl have been confused by 'red tofu'

just sayin, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

Let's face it, you Americans and you Belgians have so much in common, so much shared history, yet you just can't get along

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

it's not like American posters would be cheering on a bad ILM comedy thread called "keep the meme alive: Kim Kardashian's Ass"

Erm...

Alicia Key's Ass

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

that was on ILE, also where's the cheering

some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway the point is that this IS a totally lame subject for a thread and yet STILL Whiney has managed to turn people in vague sheepish supporters with a prime demonstration of why he's unfunny and everybody hates him. Whiney, I know you get distressed and bewildered when people reference cultural contexts other than yours but it was an image that was shown to billions of people around the world.

Enough of this shit on our blood sausages of the world thread, anyway.

Matt DC, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

this is hardly the best occasion to act like a "bobby" and lay down the law with Whiney, guv'nah

some dude, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's more like 'no one would respond to nominal kim kardashian ass thread by complaining about americans in general', i think. also we are a pinched and humourless nation.

thomp, Friday, 13 May 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

lol that's a classic

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 May 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

great thread

k3vin k., Monday, 22 May 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

A British farmer thanked firefighters who rescued a litter of piglets and two sows from a barn fire in February by giving them sausages made out of the animals, according to local reports.

sansa riff (sarahell), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link

There is a follow up story about PETA sending batches of Linda McCartney veggie sausages as a punishment to the firefighters.

calzino, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link

I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:30 (six years ago) link

pippa's arsages

mark s, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link

i will never log off

mark s, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link

I mean, Linda McCartney sausages are quite nice, better than many actual sausages, so...

fp'd

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:36 (six years ago) link

amongst all the awards programs should be a new "pissing off wankers like Morrissey" category, for these heroes.

calzino, Thursday, 24 August 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So much to enjoy in this thread.

the article don, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

kills me every time

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link

Keep imagining it in Dixzy Rascal's voice

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

would like to state for the record that i am having blood sausage for me tea and it is delicious

who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

more like me supper i guess

who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

love blood sausage

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

It literally is delicious and also eaten all over Europe (comma the globe)

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 26 November 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

yeah i resent it being given to britain

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

If anything it might be least delicious here, in the country where literally nobody calls it "blood sausage"

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:09 (six years ago) link

I ate it in Germany, it tasted like it does here.

The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link

Morcilla>>>>

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:17 (six years ago) link

Otm. Spent a week with morcilla de Burgos one night iirc

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

Beef Blood Powder and Pork Fats with egg yolk and beans, yeah da fuck man!

calzino, Sunday, 26 November 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

The pudding, supplied by Royal butcher HM Sheridan of Ballater, was the perfect size, weight and diameter, he said.

GAWD BLESS YOU MA'AM

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link

Royal England

#TeamHailing (imago), Friday, 12 January 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

WE STAND WITH U, BRITANNIA.

https://i.imgur.com/zbeYfNV.png

pplains, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:12 (five years ago) link

lol

johnny crunch, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:52 (five years ago) link

nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs

call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 May 2018 02:54 (five years ago) link

- hey i got you some english muffins
- i have no idea what these are
- and this is bacon
- please leave

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 19 May 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link

“I can’t believe this is happening”

calstars, Saturday, 19 May 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link

someone-said-pippa-middletons-dress-looks-like-a-can-of-arizona-ice-tea

velko, Saturday, 19 May 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

nothing says royal wedding like a 2 dollar carton of eggs

or a jar of Bonne Maman jam.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

Harry’s manicured stubble makes me almost want to resume a daily shaving regimen

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth

El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

Now he's got the marriage over with, he's just Prince Andrew Mk. II, a completely pointless individual, the fucking baby Kate just squeezed out is more important than him, a baby is his superior and he's, like, 32.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

Who gives a shit

calstars, Saturday, 19 May 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

Also I can’t imagine I’m the only person thinking about engineering some kind of series of “accidents” that will ultimately lead to a future harrymarkle offspring taking the crown and causing existential rambunction throughout the commonwealth

High hopes on their first born being called Ralph here.

nashwan, Saturday, 19 May 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

ModCloth
The Pippa High-Waisted Bikini Bottom

sarahell, Thursday, 27 June 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Oh mate. Oh mate. Youre properly jordached. Youre off that bullwinkle mate

— wint (@dril) August 6, 2020

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

These thick-legged birds can sell for over $2,000 pic.twitter.com/CJLekd8d45

— Business Insider (@businessinsider) December 20, 2020

ffolkes (map), Thursday, 24 December 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bugzy-malone-manchester-crown-court-bury-cole-miami-b954158.html

Rapper Bugzy Malone punched two strangers in “retribution” and broke their jaws after he wrongly believed they intruded and attacked his home, a court has heard.

The unlikely backdrop to the incident on September 9 2018 was the annual World Black Pudding Throwing Championships in Ramsbottom, near Bury jurors at Manchester Crown Court were told.

How does Spock's brain come into this? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 06:54 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

oi mates!

sarahell, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:24 (one year ago) link

they're not even British you ignorant git!

feudal vague (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 September 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link

(also: not the first time a brit has pointlessly and thanklessly gone to the mat for the sake of belgium am i right)

― underrated homophobic raps i have dropped (history mayne), Friday, May 13, 2011 5:56 AM (eleven years ago)

sarahell, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:58 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

DCI Rebecca Fenney-Menzies, of Northumbria police, said

peace, man, Monday, 2 October 2023 16:04 (six months ago) link


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