I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

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ok how do I shot "Rich Eisen's e-mail address"

I will spend the rest of my work day on this project.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i renamed the image adam_schefter.jpg and made an adam_schefter.html page on my website so now if we link to it (using different wording, from here and multiple other sites) like:

omg did you here that adam schefter of the nfl network has been named time magazine's person of the year for 2006! its teh best eva!

then at least he'll find it when he googles himself.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

for someone who's on tv he's got wicked shitty gis results - this should be easy.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ok I love your plan.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I just like the idea that he actually controls the information age, and that this is because of his relationship with Mike Shanahan, and the reason Al Davis is afraid of him

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wiki edited

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

link your "fan page" to this page so we can create a moebius in internet-time

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://tinyurl.com/2dojg6

in the comments

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

tom - done.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what are we all doing still at work?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i work @ home - not quite friday nite time yet.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

haha shit wrong thread, must be nice for you though.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

is ok except i have no discipline as you might've guessed

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jhoshea otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

CELTICS Blog?

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

what what what, who???

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

the g00gl b0m hasn't worked yet but this thread does appear on the third page when u google "adam schefter".

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 28 January 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ADAM SCHEFTER PART DEUX

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that blows me away

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ok what happened to the first page!!! LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I only disappointed that I can't click thru nu-Schefter to a page where I can order some Men's Recovery Project CDs.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Page 3 = A++++++++

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ok we need to start making this a myspace meme somehow to get this up to #1 in google

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I am campaigning. We can make it happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my jesus

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wuv u scoops

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

OK WHO DID THE WIKIPEDA PAGE

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wait

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i think this board is changing things. what we're doing here is important. i'm glad you all see that and feel the same way. godspeed, everyone.

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

wait u guys didnt see all five pages the 1st time? wtf

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

actually there is 6 pages but the last one is secret

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been watching this for the last 10 minutes. it's hypnotic.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i made SCHEFTER BLOG (and managed to misspell his in the title which is probably not the best for a g00l b0m but im not doing it a third time {1s time forgot login info :/})

anyway have at it login info is as follows:
user: theschefter
pass: is the name of the ilxor who everyone always said oh, ___________ to

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen the secret 6th page.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wait that username doesn't work??!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it works, goto http://www.blogger.com/start and click on the new blogger sign in w/yr gmail account link

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, rulez. I fixed teh title for you and added an about me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet everyone post away @ yr own discresion!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok man of the year is on 4th page of google results now - no gis yet

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

we have to keep this going up in the rankings. I have pleaded for help on myspace on occasion but I don't think it helped. Is there a way we could somehow get this onto the Amazon pages for Schefter's books?

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ok u guyz have @ it http://my.barackobama.com/page/dashboard/private/gG5Jnv

login info same as the blog (use full gmail address)

btw the blog is now the 5th google result (scoops has fallen to 3rd page but whatevs)

― jh0shea, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

scoops, have you played with http://www.google.com/webmasters/? Turn on advanced image search and make sure all images have alt tags

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link

[Removed Illegal Link] is now talking about Adam Schefter on every page

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:09 (seventeen years ago) link

DELETE ILX CODER MORONS PLZ

[Removed Illegal Link] is now talking about Adam Schefter on every page

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:10 (seventeen years ago) link

GRRR
[Removed Illegal Link] is now talking about Adam Schefter on every page

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

GRRR
adam schefter

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://technorati.com/tag/adam_schefter

GET ON THAT ONE

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

― gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.

― Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

got a parrot named Pretty Face

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link

way

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif

― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Congratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link

jeff butt

― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

four years pass...

.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018

― k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link

damn he never really gets heated like that

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team

calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!

― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link

What a fucking toadie wow

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:55 (two years ago) link

ahhh ha

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is

even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link

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