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You are the pinnacle of modesty Aimless......
I am ready and willing to swear under oath that I know for a fact that you HAVE said it better on many occasions and concerning many assorted topics!
It is this unwillingness to step up into the limelight and face your adoring audience that has been your down fall all these many years.
Well, that and warm Brandy.
Oh yeah, the chilled Schnapps has done its share too.
As a matter of fact most any distilled liquid has led you to down falling.... I mean falling down, stumbling and mumbling to yourself, and staggering about, suddenly deciding that the plants in the hall "need watering", sleeping on the front stoop with your face on the WELCOME mat (the hundreds of pock marks on your face from the little rubber nubs were hilarious though), and finally there was the entire weekend spent staring at the oven.
What I am trying to say is that even on your worst day, you could do better than that with half your brain tied behind your back.
― еdë §téè£, Friday, 20 June 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I certainly could have said that better. It's more of 'eh?' than a 'huh?', though at times it's 'wah?'-ish.
― Michael White, Friday, 20 June 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
one year passes...
three years pass...
Lies? It's come to where I hardly know any more.
btw, does anyone know where I can score some blissium? My mental fog is starting to clear and no one wants to come near me when that happens.
― Aimless, Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
ten years pass...
AAD seems to have been cured of its jest congestion.
Having inserted the simple phrase "jest congestion" into all-seeing and all-knowing Google I was shocked to discover that all the search results were in Polish. I hardly know what to make of this discovery. I thought I was speaking good english.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 03:56 (seven months ago) link