POO: Worst moment in Live Aid

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...unless he was on a life support machine at the time

Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Looks like it didn't do his career much good -

http://www.nypress.com/18/3/pagetwo/crimeblotter.cfm

dave q (listerine), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

The first disc (the British disc) is filled with mulleted horrors: Howard Jones, Nik Kershaw, Spandau Ballet, et al.

I'd also nominate Simon Le bon's dancing as most grisly moment.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Bono's hair alone is the worst thing about Live Aid.

Phil Collins is a pinnacle of taste in comparison.

The Mad Puffin, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Was it a Live Aid where Page & Plant attempted to play "Wearin' & Tearin'"? Good God, that's awful -- especially for Plant's butt-wiggle shuffle dance. Ugh! Legacy sullied.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

bono's genuflection at the end of their set. literally unbelievable.

piscesboy, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

The reformed Sabbath and Zep made complete and utter asses of themselves. I actually felt bad for Page.

I don't remember the "this is your Woodstock thing" but that's got to take the prize.The arrogance of some of those 60's vets is just mindblowing. This attitude is epitomized by those Dennis Hopper commercials for some investment firm that is apparently marketing to boomers as their retirement years set in. Something about how they "changed the world" when they were young so now they deserve the good life. What a load of crap.

Bill Magill, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

well they did change the world - they changed it into a polluted shithole run by corporate oligarchs. good job guys!

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://liveaid.free.fr/

pisces, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Boy, too bad I missed that Sting/Phil Collins duo. I bet that was a doozy.

Bill Magill, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate those Dennis Hopper commercials. I swear, one of those has the audacity to say something like "You were the generation that knew what 'family' meant..." HA. YOU WERE THE FUCKING GENERATION THAT CAME UP WITH KEY PARTIES AND WEEKEND VISITATIONS.

I don't know how to put my opinion of this in words, but seeing stadiums full of white people tokin' up and digging on Status Quo while a huge television screen shows images of starving black people never has made me altogether comfortable.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, but dude, come on, it was their Woodstock. And we all know what a change for the good that particular gathering brought about.

Bill Magill, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

guys Africa is all better now, didn't you hear?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

heads-down boogie ended hunger

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

My new favorite worst moment: Joan Baez in Philadelphia – "Children of the sixties...this is your Woodstock [horrible smug grin]. And it's about time."

Best hair: Bryan Ferry's. God, has he ever looked terrible?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Just now I had to check on something in the stacks and found, to my delight, the official Live Aid book, with plenty of photos and horribleness. Geldof's introduction is amazing in its...well, to give you a sample:

"Remember the day you wanted to help.

Remember the dying who were allowed to live.

Remember on the day you die, there is someone alive in Africa 'cos one day you watched a pop concert."

Yeah I can see how...WHAT?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Geldof is such a douchebag

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

But I'll say there's a shot of Bryan Ferry in here that's one of the best ever photographs I've seen of the man.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Remember the dying who were allowed to live.

"allowed" to live makes him sounds like the roman emperor in gladiator giving someone the thumbs up

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahah, I love the credit in the back:

"This book was written, designed, typeset and made ready for printing in 13 days. Printing and binding 100,000 copies took less than a week."

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

But I'll say there's a shot of Bryan Ferry in here that's one of the best ever photographs I've seen of the man

PLEASE TO POST.

(he wore these white dungarees and a navy blue sportscoat that showed up Howard Jones and the Spands something awful)

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh believe me there's plenty to scan and post here. I'll do more of that after finals are over next week and it's calmer all around but let's see what I can do right now...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, here ya go:

http://a87.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_82563afda832e50d05294f9cc37996b6.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

such perfect teeth

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

And something else. With appropriate caption:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1201/536313156_5dcbe6c200.jpg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

...Remember on the day you die, there is someone alive in Africa 'cos one day you watched a pop concert."

wow!...OH MY WORD.

pisces, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

I just watched the DVD for the first time since the original Live Aid.

Moments of terror:

1. Daltrey can't remember the words in one verse of "Won't Get Fooled Again," skips verse entirely, Townshend glares at him.

2. Bono's hair. xpost. Especially the way it clung to his neck all sweaty-like. Also Bono's boots and shiny black leather pants.

3. The entire first several hours of poorly dressed and totally forgettable British hair-wave bands.

4. Madonna's set. Sang poorly. Seemed embarrassed.

5. Tom Petty miming "What? What?" during an otherwise OK version of American Girl.

6. Confused crowd response to Run-DMC.

7. Shocking lack of emphasis of David Ruffin and Eddie Kendricks as backup singers for Mick/Tina (with Hall & Oates no less!).

8. Frighteningly horrible teeth: David Bowie, Bryan Ferry, Tom Petty, Neil Young.

9. Who picked all the waistcoats? Did nobody realize it was going to be hot in July? Midge Ure looks like he's about to step into The Matrix.

10. Mike Love's outfit -- yellow Hawaiian shirt, purple pants and flat black old-man's cap. Otherwise, the Beach Boys were actually good.

11. DVD reissue skips about 85 songs, including all of Led Zeppelin.

12. Mark Knopfler's headband.

Jake Brown, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

More Ferry to offset the worsts.

http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/384liveaid4.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Did anyone else do themselves proud? Honestly, all I can remember are the traumatic bits.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

i remember zeppelin being good, didn't they do wearing and tearing?

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Bowie was excellent! His version of "Heroes" has not been surpassed.

The Pretenders, Paul Young, and Hall & Oates were very solid (Daryl Hall, looking coked to the gills, also doubled as Mick Jagger's keyboardist).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

IIRC Bowie's backup group included Thomas Dolby and Matthew (Soft Boys) Seligman. Definitely the latter, I may be imagining the former.

Did Paul Young have Pino Palladino in tow?

Jon Lewis, Friday, 8 June 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

"On keyboard and synthesizers, Mr. Thomas DOLBY!" Bowie shouted.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

keyboard AND synthesizers

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

This WAS the eighties.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 8 June 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah Bowie was awesome, Queen were fantastic too and theyre about the only two acts I recall being any good at all.

Trayce, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Beach Boys?!? I don't remember that at all - was Brian there?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Ferry also had Gilmour playing guitar for him:

http://liveaid.free.fr/rewind/bbc/images/033bryanferry/05.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, Brian was there and in decent voice. Good Vibrations was a highlight of the DVD -- the Boyz didn't interact much but they pulled it off, harmonies and everything. Whenever Love threatened to go off on a preening tangent, Carl (in kempt beard and gray suit) reined him in.

Bowie and Queen were especially great. But why did Freddie cut off "Bohemian Rhapsody" after the first piano bit? What a tease.

Pete Townshend had the only haircut of the entire festival that still holds up today. I hope Bono preserved his for the R&R Hall of Fame.

Jake Brown, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

All I remember is Simon Le Bon way flubbing a high note in that James Bond song, and the control-room guy quickly cutting to a shot of the bass player wincing. I rewound that part a few times.

Lie Bot, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:37 (sixteen years ago) link

One other thing, is this the only documented evidence of Aimee Mann and Madonna hugging in public (twice)? That seems footnotish.

Jake Brown, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Hahah I rember Le Bon fucking that high note in "View to a Kill". He does that a LOT live.

Trayce, Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I adore Simon's attempt to play an acoustic guitar during "Save a Prayer."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link

You all forgot Elvis Costello doing the worst busker in the world impersonation with a cover of 'All you need is love'

Sandy Blair, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

That was pretty good, actually: he couldn't hide his contempt.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link

It all seems so weird watching it now, it seemed genuine and heartfelt to me as a 15 year old but god, now, it reeks of 80s overblown excess and pomposity.

Trayce, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Ultravox also do a pretty good rendition of "Vienna," with Midge wearing a pretty rad stiff-collared striped oxford and taking a great synth solo.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 9 June 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Ultravox @ Live Aid were fairly amazing overall. Their performance there was what got me into all the New Romantic stuff in the first place. Plus *embarrasing admission* it made me run out to the Generra store at the local mall and plop down nearly $200 on a black trench (busboy at a North Jersey m4fi4 hang back then meant no-joke tips.)

Capitaine Jay Vee, Saturday, 9 June 2007 06:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, yeah: Worst Moment: The embarrasing Zep reunion. Made me stop listening to them for years after that debacle.

Best: Judas Priest/Queen/Kenny Loggins & Sheena Easton presenting Prince's awesome "4 The Tears In U're(sic) Eyes" video in full 80's mullet glory.

Capitaine Jay Vee, Saturday, 9 June 2007 06:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Just 'cos Bono looked like a complete tit still doesn't negate the fact that U2's "Bad" happened to be awesome.

Lostandfound, Saturday, 9 June 2007 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Pete Townshend had the only haircut of the entire festival that still holds up today.

That's because he didn't need to use a Goodyear blimp's worth of hairspray!

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

This thing was one of those inexplicable events that when you see it you kind of love it, and yet you know on some secret limbic level how bizarrely and awkwardly of-its-time it will always appear. Of course, we never thought there'd be an extant record of it as Geldof explicitly requested it be left for subjective-memory playback only.

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

And Bimble's right -- Madonna was magnificent. I remember that being true at the time and I wasn't disappointed when I saw it again for the first time this weekend. Originally, I watched it with people who were ridiculing her -- "what were they thinking of, allowing teen dance music onstage at such an important event?" -- and I was the lone voice in the room defending her at the time. She fucking knew this would launch her skywards: "People of the world, now I know you're mine"! Awesome.

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Sting, Branford Marsalis and Phil Collins were surprisingly good.

Oh, but worst moment: I'll agree with that Thompson Twins abomination. And Elton was pretty lost and coked up, doing his strange old befuddled uncle impersonation.

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Simple Minds' "Don't You Forget About Me" was a new record in 1985.

I remember being disappointed, though not surprised I guess, that they did their "American hit"; I was really hoping for something like "Someone Somewhere in Summertime". But yeah, how did Simple Minds avoid U2's fate -- they seemed destined to be massive at the time? In some ways, they really dodged a bullet there.

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Victim of timing, I think. Remember, Once Upon a Time came out in either late 1985 or early 1986, I forget which, and "Alive and Kicking" was huge and all, as were some follow-up singles. But U2 were kinda perfectly positioned in 1987 to conquer the world PRwise (and did), and more than that had a further follow-up album and film next year. Constant MTV rotation didn't hurt, and by the time Simple Minds came back, they did so with Street Fighting Years. Death knell right there!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I've rented the Breakfast Club. It's all over.

Bimble, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I
WANNA

BE
AN
AIR
FORCE
MAJOR

Bimble, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm going to try Once Upon a Time for the first time...

"Are we going to be like our parents?"

"no...it just happens, your heart dies"

"no one cares"

"I CARE"

Bimble, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 04:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay, telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.

Bimble, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

OK dude can you srsly not recite the entire breakfast club script on here? Come on man.

Trayce, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Wasn't he interesting. --Og re: Napoleon.

Lie Bot, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Ned is wise. But I still don't think -- necessarily -- that it was a bad thing for Simple Minds to avoid their "destiny". I mean, we'll still have New Gold Dream.

(</ Bogart >)

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 05:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking about the artists who weren't featured and why. Michael Jackson, Prince, hell, even Boy George. Anyone know why they weren't there?

Lostandfound, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 06:11 (sixteen years ago) link

prince said he didn't want to be on the USA for AFRICA single. so he wasn't invited for this.

also Depeche Mode offered their sercvices only to be told to stick it.

pisces, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 09:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, Simple Minds just jumped the shark on their own. They didn't need anyone's help.

Bimble, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 11:03 (sixteen years ago) link

IIRC Bruce Springsteen had just gotten married and was on his honeymoon, and Michael Jackson was on tour with the Jacksons.

2for25, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

ALL of this stuff is now on you tube. so many lols.

piscesx, Saturday, 16 August 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Bryan Ferry = still the best dressed and moussed.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 16 August 2008 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I vaguely remember Bryan Adams being pretty awful

J0hn D., Saturday, 16 August 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I was thinking about the artists who weren't featured and why. Michael Jackson, Prince, hell, even Boy George. Anyone know why they weren't there?

In 1985, Michael Jackson was probably sitting in his oxygene tent, playing with his monkeys and snakes and wondering about how to be able to buy the remains of the Elephant Man. I was pretty much surprised when he made "Bad" and it appeared the guy was able to make music at all. For a while, he acted like Syd Barrett there.

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 16 August 2008 08:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Bahahaha. Damnit I could swear I heard the reason about Prince once but I can't remember what it was now. Is it just in this thread already and I'm too lazy to search for it?

Hell, I don't care either. I could talk about Live Aid all day. I could watch my favourite parts of Live Aid a good 300 more times before I could possibly get tired of them, if I even would at that many. I had just scored the job I'd long dreamt of when I last posted a zillion messages to this thread at once last year. I had a perfectly good reason to go nuts at the time, you see. I was very happy and very, very scared.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 16 August 2008 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

35 years ago today. It probably isn't fair to single out Elton but the first couple of minutes plus of his performance are hilarious.

0.56 incoherent slurring
1:01 nose pinch!
1:04 incredible 'shreds' video style guitar howl
2:04 appalling whining for a few seconds

He gives it his best go but as the comments underneath attest it sounds mostly bloody awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy371rkUCr4

piscesx, Monday, 13 July 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link

Cat Stevens turning up with his guitar to resume being Cat Stevens after years of reclusivity.

He made it to the forward running order. But not to the actual show.

He went back to "not being cat stevens" for another 20 years or so.

Mark G, Monday, 13 July 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

All I remember is Simon Le Bon way flubbing a high note in that James Bond song, and the control-room guy quickly cutting to a shot of the bass player wincing. I rewound that part a few times.

― Lie Bot, Saturday, June 9, 2007 3:37 AM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0jE-Nr5Io

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 July 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link


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