Train: C or D?

Haha! Very nahz...;D

DUD

"My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest"

Wha???

gross

the new single is one of the worst things i've ever heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8U1cX75vUc

what

"Hey Soul Sister" is the worst single of the decade.

otm

i always knew ilx was a bit out of touch but after that "i gotta feelin" thread and now this. you guys gotta carve out fifteen minutes of assigned forkcast listening turn on radio or something because this song has been inescapable for months

or maybe i'm the only one here who hears 8 hours of the local soft-rock radio station at work like every day of my life

this is my ~6 month old baby cousin's favourite song, she sways & claps every time it comes on in the car. it's super adorable obv and is kind of an otm metaphor for the song's appeal

the thread was revived by "markers," who is the same person as "ksh," who posted about disliking the song in March. i don't know why he revived the thread with that particular vid of the song, but i'm just saying.

ah

i always knew ilx was a bit out of touch but after that "i gotta feelin" thread and now this. you guys gotta carve out fifteen minutes of assigned forkcast listening turn on radio or something because this song has been inescapable for months

You're not going to find many people on ILM who listen to the radio as much as the people who've posted since the thread revival.

Also...

igi, i was being a crank. i usually don't like it when people yack about who lives under a rock, just kind of funny that two enormous ubiquitous singles got revives/threads in the past day

The Train formula:
1. Put all your effort (ie: not much) into one blandy-sounding unmemorable Counting Crows rip.
2. Put no effort into the rest of your songs, for they do not matter.
3. Release record, have one big hit, sustain career for another couple years.

this is still true after all these years.

god his voice is so fucking bad in that video, i am shocked.

(secretly though i will kind of rep for "drops of jupiter" because i love the corny use of strings.)

i always knew ilx was a bit out of touch but after that "i gotta feelin" thread and now this. you guys gotta carve out fifteen minutes of assigned forkcast listening turn on radio or something because this song has been inescapable for months

I listen to the radio almost every day, so yeah, I've heard this song a million times. I don't even hate this song. I just revived this thread because that video is a fuckin egregious performance

some dude's Jukebox review is OTM, btw

guess you missed them on America's Got Talent last week...it was a 'baldie & soul-patch' doppelganger showdown between ukelele-dude and Howie Mandel

Wait- which one's "some dude" (x-post)?

sh1pley

pssh "hey soul sister" is a dope song, ship's otm about how it's embarassing to like them but they have classic singles, fuiud

ive never attempted to listen to an album of theirs. i assume i'd hate it and like to assume they save all their best songs for singles, where they dilute their embarassing bro-rock/AC shit with huge hooks and fun-ness

i mean watching this youtube now - part of me wants to strangle this singer with his mic cord but he's just so harmless and goofy in an earnest way that i find it hard to hate him

my friends and i were talking about train in the car earlier today, weirdly

thought you guys should know about this
http://www.9news.com/rss/article/204476/151/Id-drink-to-that-Music-group-Train-launches-wine-line

The Grammy-winning group Train has been making waves with its wine club, and now, the trio is taking the next step with its own wine.

Starting next week, fans will be able to buy Drops of Jupiter Petite Sirah wine from Train's online wine club and other outlets. The name is a nod to one of Train's earlier hits, and is produced by the group's wine company, Save Me, San Francisco Wine Co., which takes its title from a Train album.

But Train guitarist Jimmy Stafford said the wine venture isn't an attempt to make a profit on the Train name - it's more about creating something special for fans.

"We're not really trying to get into the wine business or anything. It's really kind of helping to spread the name out there, and something for our fans," he said in a phone interview Tuesday.

Train, which won a Grammy Award this year for "Hey, Soul Sister," has had an online wine club for a while. The group promotes a wine of the month, has a blog and even an app.
Stafford said creating a wine was the next logical step.

"Really, it goes in hand with our wine club, and I guess what we set out to do was kind of like Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffet got known for margaritas because of a song he wrote. ... It almost created this community vibe," he said. "We're trying to create just this little vibe, where people come to our shows, bring a picnic basket and bottle of wine."

Stafford said a third of the profits will go to the charity Family House in San Francisco, which provides temporary housing to the families of sick children.

D

lol

kinda like these guys, though. like if you met their bassist at a bar or something, he'd be super friendly and ask you if you wanted to share a $350 bottle of cabernet sauvignon with him.

The duddest of the duds! They've already shit on one of my two great loves with their music, and now they have to do it to wine as well?!

I guess what we set out to do was kind of like Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffet got known for margaritas because of a song he wrote

I keep forgetting that there are people who think like this without irony.

I'm afraid of Americans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VoFbH8jTzE&feature=related

This is a thread for remixes of Train's 2010 hit single "Hey, Soul Sister"

not sure who is trolling who in this interview
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/trains-pat-monahan-talks-new-album-acting-gigs-20111117

it's been a while so i'll just reiterate that train's last few singles have been dope

i will ride for "hey sould sister" and "save me san francisco" but "marry me" was bad and "if it's love" was as awful as most people think every train song is

Monahan chats about the new Train disc and reveals his ambition to write, direct and star in his own movie, as well as his band's hope to bring San Francisco culture on the road with them by offering "the best burrito you've ever had" at their gigs the best soy latte you've ever had...and me"

The rat bastards are back!

http://www.nme.com/news/train/63148

According to Steven Thomas Erlewine:

""What The World's Been Waiting For: Train has written a "We Didn't Start the Fire" for the new millennium..."Facebook joins the internet/Oldsmobile joined the cassette" rivals "JFK blown away/What else do I have to say"...Footnote: pretty sure this a concept album."

Song in question is "This'll Be My Year"

Further shit samples!

"Because i'll be hanging out with you/not Jimi Hendrix, Jesus or the dude/who played the sheriff in Blazing Saddles/You, not Chris Farley, Mr. Rogers"

"Life is good but love is better/Even Bieber ain't forever"

said song also features an egregious & unnecessary rhyme of 'president' with 'president', which is enough to make their more recent clunkers like 'tenderloin'/'tender coin' seem positively Keatsian

My sister and brother-in-law think Train are great. I am not convinced

lol i like "Meet Virginia"

Train encompass a genre I like to call "Piano Bar rock"

http://thenearsightedmonkey.tumblr.com/post/133929057114/dear-students-from-the-collected-works-of-making

Just heard what I assume is their new single (the one that bites "Heart and Soul" or something). Satan's taking too long to collect on the "Hey Soul Sister" comeback.

...I missed mentioning, I heard it TWICE in two different businesses in the space of 30 minutes.

its like why saddam and not pat monahan?

Watching you’s the only drug I need. :-)

Worst ever.

I was in a car listening to the radio last night and had the misfortune of hearing Train's 'Play that song'. Never has a song made me want to claw may ears of more. It reminded me of that 30 Rock doing 'America's Kids Got Singing' but it wasn't a joke. How the hell do they have 11 Albums, or a career for that matter.

Partway through Alfred's piece, realised I hadn't heard Meet Virginia before. It's clearly awful and sounds to me an older cousin of One Direction's equally dreadful "what makes you beautiful". However not all is lost as I misheard one of the lines as "we sit at home and live on President" - we have no money for real food or heating but we do have some Brie and a blanket. perfect and sadly relatable romantic image.

Their new single is called "Mai Tais".

I believe that is Tagalog for "My Humps."

kill this band

Just heard what I assume is their new single (the one that bites "Heart and Soul" or something). Satan's taking too long to collect on the "Hey Soul Sister" comeback.

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, May 27, 2017 8:59 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

...I missed mentioning, I heard it TWICE in two different businesses in the space of 30 minutes.

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, May 27, 2017 9:05 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Also missed that the song had already been out for awhile--it underperformed upon initial release, and then was re-serviced to radio & muzak in hopes becoming a Summer Hit tying into their tour.

Drummer Drew Shoals left the band in January 2019 to return to practicing law

"drops of jupiter" is a classic! haven't heard any other good songs by them tho and some are truly heinous

^ note my enjoyment of "jupiter" probably depended in part on the fact that i was unable to understand some of its worst lyrics (soy latte etc)

She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's room to grow

makes you think

Gawd i can't stand them. About five awful songs that are on the radio all the time i'd find out, one every few years or so, are by this band

These guys are the only thing that makes me second guess if Led Zeppelin was good.

She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo

lmao i've definitely looked up the lyrics to this song before but i didn't realize this was the lyric. yikes!

D

"Hey Soul Sister" is the worst single of the decade.

― balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 July 2010 12:34 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JeAfVoA_iE