ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

I have no way of knowing that, mookieproof.

bang-up job so far mr ilx.

I know.

Dear Mr. ILX,

Hi chaki.

Huh, actually this was started the same time as the indie one: Songs About Quitting Your Job?

Who was the first sock-puppet to be outed?

Hi, Mr. Que. I am not Chaki. I am not a fan.

the indie rock and ^^^ threads are from ILM!

Please list every band, person, concept or thing that has inspired a C/D thread.

what was the first thread on ilx?

-- Zeno, Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:19 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

meh, ILE is ILX as far as i'm concerned

how come "ilx system" is always so high on the top posters of the month statistics, when actualy you almost don't see posts by it?

That kind of thinking is the reason you were ousted from ILX ADMIN, DG.

Zeno: ILX System's posts can be views in any POLL thread.

That kind of thinking is the reason you were ousted from ILX ADMIN, DG.

bah! i got ousted because i made stet cry on that richard hammond thread

who invented OTM?

about the ilx system - it's like two posts per poll.were there 180 polls in february?
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There is more to the story according to Tombot and the HISTORY OF ILX, DG.

OTM was invented by Mark Sinker.

Yes there were about 180 polls in February.

AT LEAST

What are the 5 biggest feuds in ilx history?

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

There is more to the story according to Tombot and the HISTORY OF ILX, DG.

tell me more, this is news to me

I was just fishing for info.

what about orbit?
xxpost

She was a flash in the pan.

I was just fishing for info.

;_;

Which ILXors have made credible threats of violence to other posters?

I just wanted to let everyone know that my name is just that: a name. Everyone knows that the real MR.ILX is Jaymc and I do not want to take anything away from him.

which posters have asperger's syndrome?

Inappropriate question.

How many ILX psychotic/pathological meltdowns have we seen?

I can think of at least two.

Why doesn't anyone want to know nice things?

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:38 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Where's Ethan vs Patrin? Or LBZC versus the Babytalk Gang?

which posters have asperger's syndrome?

-- gershy, Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea 929
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 921
Dom Passantino 913
El Tomboto 909
HI DERE 867
J0rdan S. 866
That one guy that hit it and quit it 835
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 824
roxymuzak 796
Jordan 774
max 741
Hurting 2 736
Ned Raggett 724
blueski 718
ailsa 669
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn 652
gr8080 647
Sara R-C 645
deej 639
Tracer Hand 620
Shakey Mo Collier 603
Dr Morbius 597
Noodle Vague 584
gabbneb 579
John Justen 574
Autumn Almanac 569
jaymc 568
Mark G 560
Matt DC 553
Mark C 547
onimo 545
Daniel, Esq. 536
James Redd and the Blecchs 518
elmo argonaut 515
Laurel 511
remy bean 496
kenan 495
s1ocki 464
contenderizer 464
Dingbod Kesterson 452
electricsound 448
aldo 443
The Reverend 436
Abbott 434
jergïns 427
Pleasant Plains 413
tehresa 409
gff 382
latebloomer 380
and what 369
ILX System 366
chaki 366
dell 361
The Brainwasher 347
Curt1s Stephens 347
Eazy 341
Geir Hongro 335
Jesse 330
nabisco 327
chicago kevin 325
Tuomas 321
omar little 321
chap 316
bell_labs 313
Surmounter 307
StanM 306
KitCat 304
am0n 303
DG 302
Herman G. Neuname 298
Tom D. 296
gershy 290
Alex in Baltimore 286
Mr. Que 283
Rubyredd 273
ledge 272
Bodrick III 271
n/a 271
ian 270
hyggeligt 265
Trayce 263
W4LTER 260
libcrypt 255
scott seward 249
daria-g 242
da croupier 241
moley 240
Rock Hardy 239
rrrobyn 238
Mackro Mackro 232
dmr 232
Madchen 226
M@tt He1ges0n 218
trishyb 217
Jaq 213
jessie monster 211
moonship journey to baja 211
dan m 209
Ronan 207
kingfish

It's an imperfect science I'm working with here, Dom.

please explain the cult of 'big hoos'

Where's Ethan vs Patrin? Or LBZC versus the Babytalk Gang?

#9 and #47 respectively

Why doesn't anyone want to know nice things?

I don't know :-(

Moving forward I will only deal with nice questions.

who is the babytalk gang? apart from 'blueski'?

the old ilx cru

Big Hoos is a feeling.

META: Why the babyspeak?

who are the 5 most twee posters in ilx history?

Dear Mr. ILX,

Hi chaki.

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:30 (18 minutes ago) Link

old creepy guy is talking about me again. off my nuts, old creepy man. off.

i have never done the 'babytalk' dg you clowne

yaaah trick yaaah

dear mr ilx

can you plz point me towards a thread that has awz ally vs ethan action? that sounds sweet beef!

thx

IGNORE MEAN QUESTION MODE

*PLONK*

if you really knew the history of ilx, you'd know that people would only ask mean questions

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

Who are some noteworthy ILX lurkers?

Name 3 Hip Hop stars who've posted to ILX?

sarahel is disqualified from answering any questions about the history of ILX ever again

excellent work everyone

I knew it was him and figured she was messing.

Tracer Hand also went to Brown and majored in MCM, I think. /jaymc

― horseshoe, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:22 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, you're right. (Am looking at his CV presently.)

― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:39 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when did he graduate?

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:40 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think you just out you'd yourself
xpost

― tehresa, Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:40 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp '96. His name's not really Tracer Hand, though.

― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:43 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp - that was the year I graduated.

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:43 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(E-mailed you, sarahel.)

― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got your message -- dude lived across the hall from me freshman year.

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:48 PM (nine years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft

didn't know you could major in man-crush monday

I just searched Tracer Hand AND Brown because I wasn't sure if that was common knowledge in the way that it is re Sarahel.

not so excellent work it turns out

jaymc pretty loose with the .xls!

lol a lot has gone on in my life in the last 10 years --- lots of stuff i don't remember anymore -- but thanks for reminding me of something i once knew and had since forgotten? anyone else want to c&p my old posts here? go for it. figure it's karma, so nbd

also fuck, i have been posting here for 10 years!!

ftr i knew th was john turturro

a younger, healthier looking john turturro no shots fired

Damn you, Tracer Hand!

can't wait for this conversation to play out again in 2029

lol a lot has gone on in my life in the last 10 years --- lots of stuff i don't remember anymore -- but thanks for reminding me of something i once knew and had since forgotten? anyone else want to c&p my old posts here? go for it. figure it's karma, so nbd

― sarahell, Monday, March 18, 2019 5:19 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sarah, I wasn't trying to be a jerk about it. I just thought it was funny.

whom amongst us has not scoured an old thread before making a new post in it to make sure it's not a repeat of a post from years ago

i do a lot less thread scouring nowadays

sarahell i've just emailed you at the link on your user page!

fwiw i have no recollection of that jaymc exchange either

Ha, well, I forgot it, too -- but after seeing sarahell's post about "E.S." today, I did a quick Google and turned up the CV again.

please don't doxx ebenezer scrooge he's been through enough

If I had to search for threads to avoid repeating myself on here I'd never get anything posted. Its ok tho I have sic to point out when I double up.

ah, I meant just on the same thread with a ctrl+f

I'm still committed to putting the same set of comments on all threads

I was just taking the p out of meself anyway :)