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"Oh, fuck. I think I forgot to set a tape for Hollyoaks."

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Probably that too.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Archel is grate.

― alix (alix), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

He's trying to high-jack the bus!!!!

Bus Driver: Go, get out of my bus please and actually give me back my keys or I'll get very angry then I'll kick you out your chair and then you'll be on your knees.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

But if you really want to fuck up a bus, there is a better way:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/images/news/btn/dan/dan4_150x150.jpg

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 24 January 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"who put a bloody bus here? I just wanted to cross the road"

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Uh... should I be offended?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 January 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

are you offended?

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you ever been offended?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Being offended is natural.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you experienced?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I once ran over a cripple in a wheelchair with my bus.

Does that count as experience?

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Was he not necessarily stoned, but beautiful?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Were you?

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link

He was much more beautiful with his red bits spilled on the sidewalk.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't wait to tell the guys on ILE about this...

― elwisty (elwisty), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

psh
cripples can't use the internet

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys pretending to be cripples can, like in Ghost World.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i dont get it

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link

dumbass

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not actually crippled, would you believe.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

If you look closely the man is actually sticking his middle finger up to the criminal justice bill.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still not sure of the original point of the photo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

dry yr eyes, just take back the DVD

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

He's probably just making his way to Star Kebab where meat becomes gyros.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm crying salty tears of sorrow here.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

is that part of the bus just a stairway or something?

xpost; ok its not just me
ken c and roxy ; beavis amd fucking butthead, i guess

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

No car, he's a pedestrian. Er...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm glad all the people who get it on this thread are my faves anyway. Hats off to Ken, Nicka, Gear, and Doglatin.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I dont get this thread :/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ken and roxy are the best.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, I'm used to people with wheelchairs using the buses all the time! Is this shockingly strange somehow? I usually see it on my various rides around once per week or so.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Sigh. It was supposed to be so easy.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

AND THE BACKPACK IS CLEARLY OFF THE GROUND

HATS OFF TO YOU MOMS

xxxpost

― come on sock it to me (kephm), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Im not offended or nothing btw, the thread is funny as, but I dont get it anyway.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Streets references = apparent hilarity.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

apparent = just don't understand

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

You guys seem to be forgetting something: 9/11.

― mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right. I remember that now.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the irony of it all dean

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

apparent = just don't understand

*bows* I admit I'd be less bemused at this thread if the thread title wasn't open to being misconstrued.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

although crashing your wheelchair onto a bus is hardly the same thing...

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

take away the TV and fix it quick snap

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow it's a lot less funny now that I realise what was going on back there.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

you'd think it's a bit funnier in a few beer's time

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I still dont get it :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned, it was a DJ Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince ref. I was trying to make hilarity apparent.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

If I wasn't at work I'm sure I'd find pretty much anything a lot funnier.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:35 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost -- Mm.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

aww.. get one vacation!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

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Thermo, do you really think we act wack?

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

aw there was me thinking i was breaking his back

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

it's game, set and match.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

leave it out, doglatin

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

man "i think i'm going to fall ooover!!"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

'Which bus would you like to board?'
'That one'
'But... that's a double-decker! You won't fit the wheelchair in the door!'

it will fit, and you know it.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

a new day, another morning after, leaning back in my wheelchair in a greasy spoon cafeteria

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 12 March 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

He's thinking "man, I hope they're still talking about me on 't internet 11 months from now"

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the moral learned from this discussion is: Booty is a woman's duty

― Jake Stevens (JTS), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe he's in a chair because when a war came along he was on the front line with 'em?

(ps, i didn't just say that).

― Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link

[crap]

― Christmas Time, Wednesday, 21 December 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I got an angry email about this thread. Not a woman offended that we were joking about a dude in a wheelchair, but a woman offended that I mentioned her name on this thread. But I didn't.

― roxymuzak, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

star kebab?

― elan, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Romanda something!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

such a twat jones

― gff, Monday, 3 September 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

He'd better get in that bus quick, snap because it's no use prangin out.

― the next grozart, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

"where's this bus going driver?"
"FUCKING SLOANE SQ MAN"

― ken c, Friday, 29 February 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link

"they gave me a ramp, they gave Stevie the destination-quoting dude, when they going to sort stuff out for Tommy and Helen?"

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 29 February 2008 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

"I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled, I'm crippled"

― CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

"never again am i gonna be late"

― ken c, Monday, 1 September 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Lorax otm

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 1 September 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://www.quadrugby.com/files/gallery/Josh-Falling-over.jpg

i think i'm going to fall over

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

he said he's the worst wheelchair ball player under the sun

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 22 June 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

this thread... confused everyone except for about 4 people.

― Why'd You Wanna Tweet Me So Bad? (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol its so strange to read now

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

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