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"Don't think twice, it's alright" I was listening to this last night and *ding* it's saying both "don't bother" and "don't even begin to think leaving me was okay."

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

That's not a pun; it's just ambiguity

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

the self esteem one works better in certain accents.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I only got Aladdin Sane ("A lad insane") like last year or something. That was embarassing.

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I never got that... wow.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

It took me decades to figure out the joke in "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Yep, me too.

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

i knew the "insane" bit but never thought of "a lad"!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

isn't it about bowies brother, who had severe mental problems & committed suicide?

― DJ Salinger (joni), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, I never got any of these before (Yerself is Steam, Adam Ant, Aladdin Sane)!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 14:05 (nineteen years ago) link

It was "See you next Wednesday" in the Thriller video, which isn't a pun, but it is a phrase director John Landis puts in every one of his movies.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

The michaael jackson video where MJ and girl are eating popcorn. The film ends and the announcer says "See you next tuesday".

I so don't get it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i think the answer lies in mark's tenuous grasp of 'pun'.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

.. and I was fibbing anyway.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link

that's like C U Next Tuesday, right?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I never got the visual pun of the 7-Up "Uncola" glass until some advanced age of decrepitude.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

walking up some steps just the other day, it struck me:
Rap City ... Rhadsody!

also, i amazingly didn't get Lipps, Inc. until quite recently. sheesh.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I am now worried that there are loads of puns out there I haven't got yet.

Is I Love Everything a pun?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

This happens to me absolutely all the time, and in some cases -- even worse -- with that nagging must-be-a-pun sense that drives one nuts: I'm happy to have the Mercury Rev one finally worked out for me. I can't think of any good recent examples, though: the last one I recall was hearing a Spinanes song and noticing the "inane" in there.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't get Yerself is Steam either. Knew all the others mentioned here, although admittedly it took a while for me to realise with Manda Rin.

Perry Farrell took a while, too.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

In similar news I had a long and frustrating conversation with someone wherein I was pointing out, with amazement, that the title of Philip Roth's The Human Stain could be read in two different ways, and that ads for the film version seemed to be inflecting it in the one of those two ways that I hadn’t thought of. Unfortunately I couldn’t seem to make the different inflections clear to the person I was talking to. I’ll try it with you guys: I had always read the title (without having read the book) as being “The Human Stain” like “The Human Condition”; the film trailer suddenly made me realize it was possibly supposed to be “The Human Stain” like “The Human Cannonball” or “The Human Calculator,” referring to the individual character.

I share this only because I need some reassurance that I wasn't being a bonehead in this conversation.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

And wait, what's the pun with Perry Farrell? (If it's supposed to be "peripheral," that is the worst thing I have ever heard.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

It's not a pun, it's a spoonerism.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

yes Nabisco, peripheral.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Suddenly that's better than the "Ferry Peril" Spoonerism I thought Dan was hinting toward.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Aw.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Someone reassure me about The Human Stain, though, please.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I always assumed it referred to what was left after someone jumped off a building.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i finally thought about that "rock the vote/boat" one last week. i suppose it doesn't exist over here so i don't feel too dumb.

i realized abt two years after the film was released that "con air" was a pun.

― m. (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

So y'all never heard the joke:

A man phoned me last night, singing "Stand and Deliver". I told him he'd got the wrong number, but he was Adam Ant.

― Steve.n. (sjkirk), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I am dumb. How is Con Air a pun?

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.conair.com/conair/index.jsp

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

That's the part of the pun I got -- it took me a while to notice that the plot was about a convict being transported by an airline.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh nabisco...

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:18 (nineteen years ago) link

In my own defense, I didn't see the movie and had no interest in seeing it: it mattered very little to me what it was about. All I knew was that it was one of those movies from that season where every movie had a shot of an explosion and a piece of CGI debris flying directly into the camera.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm confused. What do blowdryers have to do with Con Air?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm confused. What do blowdryers have to do with Con Air?

http://www.ociojoven.com/ezimagecatalogue/catalogue/variations/150x500/17042-150x500.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

"that season"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I take it that Con Air's an American thing = I am not as dumb as I thought.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate to chide, but anybody who gives somebody a hard time for not getting the not-gotten pun is not being a good netizen.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm neither american, nor have i seen con air.. but... AIR CON, ppl!

― m. (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

That's rubbish (as in, I didn't even think of that, and neither did anyone else, therefore too subtle, therefore rubbish).

Puns should be really obvious.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Je ne voudrais pas CONtinuer cette CONversation!

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is con air = air con (or hairdryers for that matter) a pun for the film? I still dont get it.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Dumb pun for even dumber movie.

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I also never spotted the Yrself Is Steam one, thats grate!

Is Perry Farrell seriously a deliberate joke and therefore presumably not his real name, then?

xpost haha too true.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Another fun hairdryer fact! The German word for hairdryer is Fön, from the word Föhn, meaning the dry wind that comes down from the mountains and makes Bavarians cranky. Fön, fön, fön, till her Vati takes her hairdryer away.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, it is Trayce. No, it's not his real name.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 2 December 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

the roth thing makes sense, nabisco.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 2 December 2004 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Baby Shambles.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 December 2004 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

oh right - i thought that con air was a pun on Continental Airlines like maybe whoever made the film once had a bad flight with them and wanted to paint the airline with a bad name of being full of convicts or something. and now i find out it's about blow dryers. great.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 December 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

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It works with a Norfolk accent.

― man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 March 2024 09:28 (one month ago) link

That Caran d'Ache, the pencil company, takes its name from the Russian word for pencil. I did lots of drawing in high school and also took Russian, but somehow I never put the two words together before.

― Lily Dale, Thursday, 21 March 2024 00:03 (four weeks ago) link

This shitty meme just turned on a light in my head.

https://i.imgur.com/DezcbV3.png

https://i.imgur.com/oDiKoDS.png

― pplains, Saturday, 23 March 2024 00:33 (three weeks ago) link

GOOP being in some way a play on Gwyneth Paltrow's name had escaped my attention until today.

― Alba, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 12:10 (three weeks ago) link

Filofax = file of facts

― Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 16:07 (three weeks ago) link

Filet-o-fish = filet of fish

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:01 (three weeks ago) link

but.. so like

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 22:30 (three weeks ago) link

Ummm...

― your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 23:15 (three weeks ago) link

three weeks pass...

I guess I'm even worse at puns than I thought. It literally just occurred to me that WhatsApp is a pun.
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 17 January 2024 05:07 (three months ago) link

Yep, came here to post same

― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:36 (two days ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

― Andrew Goldsoundz (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:10 (two days ago) link

I get to hear that at least once a month at karaoke, usually minus the big hat

― Andrew Goldsoundz (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:10 (two days ago) link

Looking in the freezer last night, I realized that "Summertime Rolls" by Jane's Addiction must be a play on spring rolls.

― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:19 (two days ago) link

In the states and went into a thrift store…

Good Will Hunting?

― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:35 (two days ago) link

Yep

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:11 (two days ago) link

Does Goodwill feature prominently in the movie (never seen it).

― President of the Canadian Council of Bassoonists (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:28 (two days ago) link

...me neither, I just always assumed it was a pun...

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:53 (two days ago) link

on the phrase we are all saying all the time, "Goodwill hunting"

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 17:59 (two days ago) link

After puzzling over it, I concluded it referred to Damon and Affleck appealing to producers to show them some good will by bankrolling their project.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:06 (two days ago) link

Skylar has inherited money under a will, but learns that what is truly important is human connection with a man named Will. The movie Good Will Hunting tells the journey of Skylar "hunting" her emotions about the "good" Will out from among the complex web of feelings she has around the "bad" will.

The sequel Good Will Hunting 2: aka Applesauce, Byiatch! did not receive a wide release.

― felicity, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:24 (two days ago) link

isn't the character's name Will Hunting (I also haven't seen it)

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:45 (two days ago) link

Yes

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 18:53 (two days ago) link

on the phrase we are all saying all the time, "Goodwill hunting"

I am almost crying from laughing at this

― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 19:22 (two days ago) link

so was I

― felicity, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 19:23 (two days ago) link

no no no, "Will Hunting" is what Matt Damon calls his penis

― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 19:23 (two days ago) link

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 21:30 (two days ago) link

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