advice on fighting a speeding ticket

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god will remeber how i left satan eating my smoke.
it's santa remembering that i'm more worried about.

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

ahh the saga continues - back to court for me.

i have a parking pass for an area remotely near my apartment (an 20 effing minute walk away). i leave my car alone for 3 days - as i have done many times. return to my car, or where it was, to discover it's been towed. $15 cab ride and $115 donation to the local towing company later i find 6 tickets under my wiper at $20 each. apparently at the beginning of each month the side of the street you're supposed to park on switches - news to me.

i swear to god i want the fucking secret decoder ring that allows me to translate what the hell all the fucked up fucking parking signs hanging all over this goddamn fucking city mean. fucking fuck.

i have no plan. i'm just fighting these tickets - i've been punished enough. then i am going to drive my car into the lake and be rid of this city-of-toronto-revenue-generating-machine for good.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

The side-switching on various residential streets around the city is infuriating for a number of reasons: One, it's not often clear that you have to do it. Two, often times when you switch sides your street loses several parking spots because the number of driveways isn't the same, and generally all the hydrants are on one side of the street; this results in musical parking spots that can turn violent, especially when people start parking like dicks, effectively taking up two spots because they parked three feet back from a driveway. Three, it's not consistent through the whole year, because you don't have to switch sides through the winter on many streets. Four, as pointed out above, SIGNAGE IS REALLY FUCKING CONFUSING.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 10 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

i was told by a friend of mine that the t-dot is the most ticketed place in the known universe.

dyson (dyson), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

Another great site for tickets in ontario is <a href="Ontario Demerit Points. it lists all the demerit points and how they effect your licenece. Who knew turning at the wrong place could cost you 2 points? stupid!

Adrian, Saturday, 10 November 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I heard on the news today that in Reigate, only 9% of parking tickets which are challenged are rendered void, but in Westminster, 88% are.

Mark C, Saturday, 10 November 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

seriously FUCK traffic tickets with a motherfucking shovel

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 July 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

I just got a $480 red light violation ticket from one of those automated camera things. how do you beat this shit in court? I've never had a ticket/moving violation/accident before, this is all new to me

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 11 September 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

What the fuck. 480 dollar?!? A few months ago I think I did it too but later on I learned that they only fine from 1,5 seconds of red light or sth. Afterwards I also discovered there wasn't a camera. Thank god: if I was caught I might have to redo my exam as I only have my license for less than a year. Then again, I should also be lucky for not causing an accident. Far worse than an exam or fine imo.

Just had a ticket cause I turned into a street which wasn't allowed. Temporarily cause they are doing works there. Funnily enough I followed another car. lol. 50 euros. Not contesting this at all. I mean, it's only 50 euros.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

any Americans got any useful legal advice

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

Not a clue -- sorry, man, $480 is a piece of change.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

if you get the ticket drunk before the fight, its reflexes won't be as fast and you'll be able to get more punches in

ibiza bloodfarty rock anthem (some dude), Monday, 12 September 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

this sucks. I'm going to write to request a written trial since I think there were extenuating circumstances (there had been an accident in my lane a couple blocks ahead, which had disrupted the flow of traffic and people were changing lanes, spending entire green light in intersection, etc.) plus I can lol plead mercy as a normally conscientious driver I guess. I could request an in-person trial as well. I guess the issue is which do cops like to do less: appear in court or fill out paperwork.

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

in my experience showing up at court and pleading for mercy usually results in a 50% discount, fortunately I have not had to do this in years.

sleeve, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

court trial. dress slutty.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

I wouldn't make a very pretty slut, unfortunately.

pros re: court trial - cop less likely to show up and argue? increased likelihood of leniency?
cons: I am more persuasive with the written word than I am nervous and in person. also would have to take time off work which would mean $$$/time off lost

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

christ on a stick, $480???

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

If it's an automated camera ticket, would they need a cop to show up?

If you lose, will court costs be tacked on to the 480?

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

citation sez:

"an officer and witnesses will be present"

it doesn't say anything about court costs, apart from a fine if I fail to appear ($300)

re: a written trial, there's no mention of a cop, it just says "the judge will make a judgment based up on your Written Declaration and the photographic evidence which will be subpoenaed by this court"

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

who 'witnessed' this, if it was a camera?

comes correct with his gameboy (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

well I dunno what other witnesses the city would call. I had people in the car with me (am also considering using "distracted by semi-hysterical toddler" defense)

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Did you see this page? http://www.amusings.com/san-francisco-red-light-camera-tickets/

Lots of good info for SF.

svend, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

seems like the plead guilty + traffic school option is halfway decent.

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

Good timing, I have to do this soon.

Last one of these I got, a whole bunch of cops did not show up and those that did "could not recall" the incident resulting in it being forgiven.

Mine is $360 for going 65 in a 35, which seems way faster than I was going, I did not even really think I was speeding. But it is a long, underdeveloped stretch of straight road leading through an industrial area just outside of Downtown LA. I see cops with radar there all the time now picking people off, so it is a total speed trap. There's no way you can keep to 35 on that road.

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Monday, 12 September 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

seems like the plead guilty + traffic school option is halfway decent.

yeah altho I'm a bit confused. it looks like you show up, plead NOT GUILTY, and then they offer you a reduced fine + traffic school in order not to pursue the case...?

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

oh is it not guilty? i guess at that point pursuing the case costs them more than the fine would collect.

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

I think so... I don't get why you would request a trial and plead guilty, seems like that's a bigger waste of the court's time.

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

At least in NJ, the way you do it is to plead not guilty and request a trial. Then on the day of your court appearance, the prosecutor will typically offer you a plea deal (provided your offense is not too, um, offensive). The deal they typically offer you is a reduction on the points, but not necessarily on the fine - however, your situation may vary. Basically the point of the plea deal is to save them the hassle of holding a trial for you.

o. nate, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

that makes sense

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

SO why would you take that deal instead of doing traffic school and paying the fine?

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

^^^that is the deal. you get a reduced fine + traffic school and they waive the trial.

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

see refs in linked site above

you will always be wrong (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 September 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure how that works in NJ, but I think the traffic school is something separate that you can do any time to reduce points on your license. I don't think it has anything to do with the plea deal.

o. nate, Monday, 12 September 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

nine months pass...

seriously FUCK traffic tickets with a motherfucking shovel

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, July 11, 2008 4:46 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Some of the truest words ever. I'm simmering with anger and hope I can keep it from boiling over here at work.

i like slash and i vote (j.lu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

run very fast and try and squat it.

jel --, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

swot, I mean.

jel --, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Hope the officer that wrote your ticket doesn't show up in court. When I had to go recently I wasn't one of the lucky ones, but three officers didn't show up and easily 40-45% of the people in the room had theirs dismissed.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

My first inclination is to suck it up and pay the fine, rather than trying to contest it. But is this sort of thing really worth challenging?

i like slash and i vote (j.lu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

eight years pass...

Got slammed for doing 42 in a 25mph zone (aka a local side street in the 'burbs). Defund the motherfuckin' police.

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link

Yeah but if you defund them they're going to be that much more aggressive with speeding tickets to compensate. Maybe go with deflate instead.

Evan, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link


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